View Full Version : 50 heaviest bands ever???!!!

10-26-2004, 05:22 PM
Just thought this list below was really funny haha!!
I don't know how these people categorize Heavy, but some of these bands are just far out!!
Nirvana being the 19'th heaviest band of all time..that's just hilarious!!

Revolver Magazine has put together a list of what they deem the top 50 "Heaviest Bands Ever". That same list, that appears in the December 2004 issue, is below:

01. Black Sabbath
02. Soundgarden
03. Led Zepplin
04. Neurosis
05. Slayer
06. Kyuss
07. Meshuggah
08. The Melvins
09. Metallica
10. Godflesh
11. Tool
12. Isis
13. Sleep
14. Dimmu Borgir
15. Mastodon
16. Motorhead
17. Swans
18. Slipknot
19. Nirvana
20. Napalm Death
21. Celtic Frost
22. Strapping Young Lad
23. Anthrax
24. The Stooges
25. At The Gates
26. Ministry
27. Morbid Angel
28. Voivod
29. Nine Inch Nails
30. Monster Magnet
31. Sepultera
32. Opeth
33. The Dillenger Escape Plan
34. Lamb Of God
35. Saint Vitus
36. Venom
37. Pantera
38. Blue Cheer
39. Killswitch Engage
40. Black Flag
41. Killing Joke
42. High On Fire
43. Shadows Fall
44. AC/DC
45. Obituary
46. Electric Wizard
47. Eyehategod
48. Death
49. Cathedral
50. Hatebreed

10-26-2004, 06:24 PM
revolver is a gay magazine- doing multi-style music reviews is defentley gay, especially for the once underground metal shit

Gods Puke
10-27-2004, 10:13 AM
Lol, this is gay.

10-27-2004, 10:28 PM
All right first off shouldn't morbid angel be no 1 and they forgot devourment hummm dumb magazine that list is so gay

Word sigtyr what up man

11-07-2004, 11:23 PM
out of all of those, morbid angel and death are the best, death being #1 talent and songwriting wise, and morbid being number two for just kicking so much ass.

11-08-2004, 12:21 PM
This hole list is just a big joke man, how can anyone even get the idea of putting together a list of the 50 heaviest bands ..? I just don't get it.

11-08-2004, 10:45 PM
Is it a joke?

11-09-2004, 02:48 PM
No I'm pretty sure Revovler mag is pretty serious about it :)

11-09-2004, 07:12 PM
yeah, but if out of those, why is black sabbath the #1? theyre not HEAVY. Theyre good, really damn good, but id be hard pressed in the days of Brutality to say theyre heavy with all this death metal acts redifining what heavy is.