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Old 03-14-2012, 04:16 AM   #31
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Old 03-14-2012, 04:40 AM   #32
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I prefer blowing my load in the chick's poussy or ass when I fuck anyway.
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Old 03-14-2012, 04:44 AM   #33
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one time my current gf picked up this "grab bag" of all these different kinds of condoms. this was back in high school or some shit. anyways, one of them was this "prolonged pleasure" or some shit. it was filled with this numbing gel that makes you have zero feeling in your dick. worst time ever. she didn't smoke and i normally got really stoned before we boned (lol rhyming). i couldn't keep it up and i was just ignoring her and slapping my shit around and laughing going "i can't even feel this!"
Dude. At the age of ~18 I was so self-conscious and scared of blowing a load too early, that these pro-longed numb-wrappers should've sponsored me.

Nowadays I just jerk off
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Old 03-14-2012, 05:28 AM   #34
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don't use 'em.
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Old 03-14-2012, 06:07 AM   #35
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I prefer blowing my load in the chick's mouth when I fuck anyway.
This and also on the titties.
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Old 03-14-2012, 01:02 PM   #36
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i've used those twice, and they've broken both times. nevar again.
wouldn't your problem be fixed if you wore a bigger condom?
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Old 03-14-2012, 01:26 PM   #37
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You could have at least spelled "pussy" right.
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Old 03-14-2012, 01:42 PM   #38
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wouldn't your problem be fixed if you wore a bigger condom?
no because bigger condoms only cater to length, not width, which is the reason for tears...it's niggas with thick cacks that break them, not long ones..i am sure you can back up the fact that width is better ;)
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Old 03-14-2012, 01:45 PM   #39
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no because bigger condoms only cater to length, not width, which is the reason for tears...it's niggas with thick cacks that break them, not long ones..i am sure you can back up the fact that width is better ;)
oooh okay. so they don't come in bigger widths?

ahah that sucks.
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Old 03-14-2012, 01:53 PM   #40
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Old 03-14-2012, 02:30 PM   #41
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oooh okay. so they don't come in bigger widths?

ahah that sucks.
not to my knowledge at least. i had compared a regular condom from a magnum and the only difference was the length...i know that was really gay of me to compare but i wanted to see the difference before it went in my ass
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Old 03-14-2012, 02:33 PM   #42
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yeah no. that´s not true man...magnums are wider. also there´s differences in condom sizes all around the world. and that´s not only length.

edit: this thread is so retarded, it hurts my brain
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Old 03-14-2012, 02:36 PM   #43
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nico is right. magnums are wider.
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Old 03-14-2012, 02:40 PM   #44
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Old 03-14-2012, 02:40 PM   #45
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Old 03-14-2012, 02:52 PM   #46
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Old 03-14-2012, 06:15 PM   #47
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Pretty much every condom that me and my girl try breaks, its annoying as fuck. Thinking about getting snipped, as I'm not gonna have anymore kids.
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Old 03-14-2012, 06:27 PM   #49
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edit: this thread is so retarded, it hurts my brain
this.
let's talk about specific dick sizes instead, gentlemen, shall we?

fully errect and flaccid. cut or uncut. go!
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Old 03-14-2012, 06:31 PM   #50
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cut. 3 and 3/8ths inches flaccid. 4 inches erect.
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Old 03-14-2012, 06:59 PM   #51
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Old 03-14-2012, 07:03 PM   #52
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dem nips...
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Old 03-14-2012, 07:14 PM   #53
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Old 03-14-2012, 08:49 PM   #55
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Pretty much every condom that me and my girl try breaks, its annoying as fuck. Thinking about getting snipped, as I'm not gonna have anymore kids.
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