The dumbest things girls have said to you.

Lynch · 04-10-2012, 03:02 AM

"god you look good smoking cigarettes" - an Ex.

Darcangelo · 04-10-2012, 10:50 AM

"Can I see your penis, Glenn?"

Vadge · 04-10-2012, 10:54 AM

'Stop...please stop...it hurts oh god it hurts'

Oleg · 04-10-2012, 11:22 AM

"I don't think you're going to fit"

Tckt15 · 04-10-2012, 12:13 PM

worldcapsized · 04-10-2012, 12:28 PM

"i can't do this"

Lynch · 04-10-2012, 12:40 PM

"your penis isnt small"

Obswalq · 04-10-2012, 02:06 PM

Retarded cashier at work: "What the hell is poking on the Facebook?"

mfw asked that

"old ppl usin the internet"

siegewar · 04-10-2012, 02:37 PM

girls don't talk to me but this is quite dumb:

if any of these girls said this to me i'd beat the shit out of her.

Obswalq · 04-10-2012, 02:45 PM

looks like a shitty troll.

Dark D'angelo · 04-10-2012, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Obswalq

looks like a shitty troll.

indeed it seems 2 be jus another troll however i still woudnt put it beyond young women 2 be so ignorant. da extent of alotta young womans knowledge aint usually go beyond platitudes an touching quotes usually accompanied by a picture from romantic movie.

i once had a bird tell me dat gurls crave chocolate wen they on they periods cuz da increase of sugar helps rid dis menstrual cycles.

Darcangelo · 04-10-2012, 03:42 PM

"Why are you asking me if you can fuck me?"

Obswalq · 04-10-2012, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dark D'angelo

indeed it seems 2 be jus another troll however i still woudnt put it beyond young women 2 be so ignorant. da extent of alotta young womans knowledge aint usually go beyond platitudes an touching quotes usually accompanied by a picture from romantic movie.

i once had a bird tell me dat gurls crave chocolate wen they on they periods cuz da increase of sugar helps rid dis menstrual cycles.

cool

TheNeed4Shevanel · 04-10-2012, 04:25 PM

"I don't wanna fuck. Can I just suck it?"

Incendius · 04-10-2012, 05:44 PM

"Do you have a condom?"

"Oh you wanna just pull out then?"

Uh no shit idiot

Pwnsauce · 04-10-2012, 06:04 PM

"luke jaegar? never heard of him"

Darcangelo · 04-10-2012, 06:10 PM

RAWDOG4LIFE

Gold · 04-10-2012, 06:14 PM

While driving to new york from northeast, pa.

"Are we going to drive through philadelphia?"

teh Mazn · 04-10-2012, 07:02 PM

"Mason, you're my brother..." - my sister

ceddeeoo · 04-10-2012, 10:46 PM

"Slash is such a great guitar player, his songwriting talent shows so much on stairway to heaven"

Vadge · 04-10-2012, 11:31 PM

'Die in one million fires, faggots' - me to all of you

Muscles McPantski · 04-11-2012, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by illuminatiano

"Slash is such a great guitar player, his songwriting talent shows so much on stairway to heaven"

Sounds like something you would say.

teh Mazn · 04-11-2012, 10:51 AM

i thought literally the same thing when i read that.

skin_blanketed · 04-11-2012, 11:44 AM

~~~ · 04-11-2012, 12:18 PM

a girl told me i have the same name as her stepdad. i posted about it once

Plant Vochestra · 04-12-2012, 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~~~

a girl told me i have the same name as her stepdad. i posted about it once

did she end it with, "...my stepdad i wanna fuck"?

~~~ · 04-12-2012, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plant Vochestra

did she end it with, "...my stepdad i wanna fuck"?

no, but that's pretty much what it implied

TheFireSKy5150 · 04-12-2012, 09:43 PM

"I love you!"

TheNeed4Shevanel · 04-13-2012, 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheFireSKy5150

"I love you!"

This takes the cake.

Lynch · 04-15-2012, 12:31 AM

"you did acid? Isn't that kind of passe? I always took you for a heroin or coke guy"

This one just happened on my last date.
her - "Can we eat somewhere dark?"
me - "As in a place not well lit?"
her- "yeah, i'm breaking out"

04-10-2012, 03:02 AM	#1
Lynch jacob shock Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: 425 washington Posts: 1,319 Rep Power: 7	The dumbest things girls have said to you. "god you look good smoking cigarettes" - an Ex.

04-10-2012, 10:50 AM	#2
Darcangelo Nigger trance. Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 5,276 Rep Power: 14	"Can I see your penis, Glenn?" __________________

04-10-2012, 02:06 PM	#8
Obswalq kickin in windows Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Columbus, OH Posts: 17,976 Rep Power: 26	Retarded cashier at work: "What the hell is poking on the Facebook?" mfw asked that "old ppl usin the internet" __________________ "To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea." -Siv During Livh, a psychologist and expert on sex fantasies

04-10-2012, 02:45 PM	#10
Obswalq kickin in windows Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Columbus, OH Posts: 17,976 Rep Power: 26	looks like a shitty troll. __________________ "To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea." -Siv During Livh, a psychologist and expert on sex fantasies

04-10-2012, 03:42 PM	#12
Darcangelo Nigger trance. Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 5,276 Rep Power: 14	"Why are you asking me if you can fuck me?" __________________

04-10-2012, 12:40 PM	#7
Lynch jacob shock Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: 425 washington Posts: 1,319 Rep Power: 7	"your penis isnt small"

04-10-2012, 02:37 PM	#9
siegewar ugay Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: ಠ_ಠ Posts: 4,114 Rep Power: 11	girls don't talk to me but this is quite dumb: if any of these girls said this to me i'd beat the shit out of her.

04-10-2012, 04:25 PM	#14
TheNeed4Shevanel H the B. Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,194 Rep Power: 0	"I don't wanna fuck. Can I just suck it?" __________________

04-10-2012, 05:44 PM	#15
Incendius Black Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 5,369 Rep Power: 14	"Do you have a condom?" "Oh you wanna just pull out then?" Uh no shit idiot

04-10-2012, 06:04 PM	#16
Pwnsauce Registered User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,445 Rep Power: 19	"luke jaegar? never heard of him" __________________

04-10-2012, 06:10 PM	#17
Darcangelo Nigger trance. Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 5,276 Rep Power: 14	RAWDOG4LIFE __________________

04-10-2012, 06:14 PM	#18
Gold Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Where amazing happens Posts: 4,012 Rep Power: 10	While driving to new york from northeast, pa. "Are we going to drive through philadelphia?" __________________

04-11-2012, 11:44 AM	#24
skin_blanketed Moderated Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Pensacola, Florida Posts: 10,072 Rep Power: 19	__________________

04-11-2012, 12:18 PM	#25
~~~ harderator Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: rochester Posts: 6,204 Rep Power: 15	a girl told me i have the same name as her stepdad. i posted about it once

04-12-2012, 09:43 PM	#28
TheFireSKy5150 xChuck Bangcockx Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: CT Posts: 1,713 Rep Power: 6	"I love you!" __________________

04-15-2012, 12:31 AM	#30
Lynch jacob shock Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: 425 washington Posts: 1,319 Rep Power: 7	"you did acid? Isn't that kind of passe? I always took you for a heroin or coke guy" This one just happened on my last date. her - "Can we eat somewhere dark?" me - "As in a place not well lit?" her- "yeah, i'm breaking out"

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