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Old 04-10-2012, 03:02 AM   #1
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Old 04-10-2012, 10:50 AM   #2
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Old 04-10-2012, 10:54 AM   #3
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Old 04-10-2012, 11:22 AM   #4
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Old 04-10-2012, 12:13 PM   #5
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Old 04-10-2012, 12:28 PM   #6
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and i had a lucid dream of vagina last night, unfortuneately it wasnt actually there it was on the phone. it was like phone sex operation 20 years in the future, when somehow a psychic forcefield of vaginal interface encompass my penile erection making my ejaculate into invisible cumbucket, all via a cheap phone call---sounds like a plan huh? final transcendence of body via technology etcetera
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Old 04-10-2012, 12:40 PM   #7
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Old 04-10-2012, 02:06 PM   #8
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Old 04-10-2012, 02:37 PM   #9
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Old 04-10-2012, 02:45 PM   #10
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Old 04-10-2012, 03:41 PM   #11
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looks like a shitty troll.
indeed it seems 2 be jus another troll however i still woudnt put it beyond young women 2 be so ignorant. da extent of alotta young womans knowledge aint usually go beyond platitudes an touching quotes usually accompanied by a picture from romantic movie.

i once had a bird tell me dat gurls crave chocolate wen they on they periods cuz da increase of sugar helps rid dis menstrual cycles.
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Old 04-10-2012, 03:42 PM   #12
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Old 04-10-2012, 03:59 PM   #13
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indeed it seems 2 be jus another troll however i still woudnt put it beyond young women 2 be so ignorant. da extent of alotta young womans knowledge aint usually go beyond platitudes an touching quotes usually accompanied by a picture from romantic movie.

i once had a bird tell me dat gurls crave chocolate wen they on they periods cuz da increase of sugar helps rid dis menstrual cycles.
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Old 04-10-2012, 04:25 PM   #14
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Old 04-10-2012, 05:44 PM   #15
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Old 04-10-2012, 06:10 PM   #17
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Old 04-10-2012, 06:14 PM   #18
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Old 04-10-2012, 07:02 PM   #19
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Old 04-10-2012, 10:46 PM   #20
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Old 04-10-2012, 11:31 PM   #21
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Old 04-11-2012, 12:23 AM   #22
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Old 04-11-2012, 10:51 AM   #23
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i thought literally the same thing when i read that.
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Old 04-11-2012, 11:44 AM   #24
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Old 04-11-2012, 12:18 PM   #25
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a girl told me i have the same name as her stepdad. i posted about it once
did she end it with, "...my stepdad i wanna fuck"?
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Old 04-15-2012, 12:31 AM   #30
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