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Old 04-15-2012, 08:20 AM   #31
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You were dating a girl who was incarcerated?
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Old 04-15-2012, 05:17 PM   #33
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Old 04-16-2012, 02:50 AM   #34
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Old 04-16-2012, 08:33 AM   #35
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^she didn't want me to ask; she just wanted me to fuck her.. pillwhore4life
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Old 04-16-2012, 12:36 PM   #36
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Old 04-16-2012, 12:50 PM   #37
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the hoe b4 the last hoe I fuckd told me she broke up with her boyfriend 'cause his dick was too big.. we never fuckd again; she had a scent anyways
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"you did acid? Isn't that kind of passe? I always took you for a heroin or coke guy"

This one just happened on my last date.
her - "Can we eat somewhere dark?"
me - "As in a place not well lit?"
her- "yeah, i'm breaking out"
you date some weird girls
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Old 04-17-2012, 12:56 PM   #39
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you date some weird girls
I can't even begin to tell you man. It makes for some fun stories, but seriously one hell of a few weeks to a month. At this point, I'm done till sometime after 25. The pussy is only getting better anyways.
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Old 04-17-2012, 10:16 PM   #40
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Old 04-18-2012, 07:09 PM   #42
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Old 04-18-2012, 07:15 PM   #43
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"you're not cut ? does that mean we can do it without a condom?"
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this thread is siiiiiiiiiick :P

a girl told me in class torday "no you cant be in our group"
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Old 04-19-2012, 02:20 AM   #45
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"you're not cut ? does that mean we can do it without a condom?"
Wow. These are pretty dumb, indeed.
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Old 04-19-2012, 02:43 AM   #46
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marc93 sounds like an idiot. But...

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a girl told me i have the same name as her stepdad. i posted about it once
Amazing.
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Old 04-19-2012, 09:16 AM   #47
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"you're not cut ? does that mean we can do it without a condom?"
hahahahaha wow
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Old 04-19-2012, 10:45 AM   #49
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can we turn this into a 'post mugshot of past fux' thread.. ?
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Old 04-19-2012, 11:33 AM   #50
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I keep no contacts or pictures of ex's

Find em, fuck em and flee.
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Old 04-19-2012, 11:53 AM   #51
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talk'n actual mugshots; bitchez go to jail and shit
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Old 04-19-2012, 05:42 PM   #52
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"you're not cut ? does that mean we can do it without a condom?"
hilarious. i just watched this show called "strange sex" with my girl the other night and there was this dude who invented this device to stretch his foreskin over his dick to make it like he was un-circumsized again. apparently un-circumsized men have a lot more sensitivity in their dick and sex feels way better. i never thought i'd be jealous of yall uncut folks...
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if you peeled a few thin layers of skin off the head you could probably get the sensitivity back.
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i never thought i'd be jealous of yall uncut folks...
Blessing and a curse sometimes... if you haven't gotten any in awhile the first time back can be... well, let me just say you should wear a condom and think about baseball and ice cream until the sensitivity goes down a bit
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"you did acid? Isn't that kind of passe? I always took you for a heroin or coke guy"

This one just happened on my last date.
her - "Can we eat somewhere dark?"
me - "As in a place not well lit?"
her- "yeah, i'm breaking out"
ahh man that's fuckin dumb
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Blessing and a curse sometimes... if you haven't gotten any in awhile the first time back can be... well, let me just say you should wear a condom and think about baseball and ice cream until the sensitivity goes down a bit
this would be true but i've never had sober sex so
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i woulda raped her some girls are into that lol
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Old 04-20-2012, 11:03 AM   #58
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this would be true but i've never had sober sex so
that sucks why?
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that sucks why?
why does it suck ? I last a lot longer drunk or stoned and it feels amazing so it's a win/win situation for the chick and I (intoxicatedness has always been mutual thus far).
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Old 04-20-2012, 01:34 PM   #60
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it's not hard to have sex dude it'll be ok
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