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Old 11-20-2006, 01:22 PM   #1
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The BULLSHIT Thread

Since people tend to wander off topic both here and there, I thought I'd just put this one on here.
Feel free to say whatever you want.. and if we don't like it.. we'll just give you a hard time about it, or delete the shit.

I'm bored right now... :couto:
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Old 11-20-2006, 01:29 PM   #2
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You have an extremly drunken PM. And if your bored, you could tell us when the new album will be shipped out.
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Old 11-20-2006, 06:42 PM   #3
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You have an extremly drunken PM. And if your bored, you could tell us when the new album will be shipped out.
I do? I havenät got any PM's as far as I can see... at least not any unread ones... send again mister..

As far as the shipping goes.. it won't be sent out.. You gotta go to either Neurotic Record's office or come to one of our shows to pick your copy up...
No seriously. I don't know when it'll be shipped. Go to the Neurotic forum and ask Ruud about it. He's the man in charge of making things happen..
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Old 11-20-2006, 09:11 PM   #4
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that "bullshit" enough? :eck:
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Old 11-21-2006, 11:25 AM   #5
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I have the desire to write some riffs, yet I only have an acoustic guitar and no pick at the moment. This sucks.

Martin: I sent it again, you should have it now.
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Old 11-23-2006, 08:19 AM   #6
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I also have the desire to write some riffs but I’m stuck at work, I have no guitar, no pick, I do have a headache but I wont get of work until 10 tonight… now that’s bullshit…
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Old 11-23-2006, 01:38 PM   #7
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I also have the desire to write some riffs but I’m stuck at work, I have no guitar, no pick, I do have a headache but I wont get of work until 10 tonight… now that’s bullshit…
aaaahaha, you don't get off til 10? You probably had it coming.
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Old 11-23-2006, 01:47 PM   #8
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try having to work 4-12 midnight instead of a usual day job... extremely lame but at least it usually means i'm not straight up and out the morning after a gig.
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Old 11-23-2006, 08:19 PM   #9
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I gave somw dude a black eye today because I caught him trying to steal my bike and it's worth over 1,000 euro. He deserved it!haha

This is a good idea Martin!
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Old 12-01-2006, 06:00 AM   #10
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cunt-shit-fuck-piss
What are you all up to today? I'm bored outta my mind.. Moving to a bigger flat tomorrow.. but that doesn't help me from being bored today though..

any good new porn out there for the taking?
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Old 12-01-2006, 07:33 AM   #11
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bebebebe... http://www.flashback.info/showthread.php?t=407759
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Old 12-01-2006, 08:00 AM   #12
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Gooood DAAAAMN! Those pictures made me spank it like a monkey in a mango-tree! :)
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Old 12-01-2006, 09:36 PM   #13
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Old 12-04-2006, 03:57 PM   #14
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don't tell me i've scared everyone off with the midget porn?
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Old 12-08-2006, 03:27 AM   #15
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Ha... that was nothing short of disgusting hahaha... Im afraid I have nothing to top that with right now but I'll keep my eyes open
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Old 12-08-2006, 03:29 AM   #16
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But in the meantime let me just post something really really beautiful right here:

Rk Lag GP TP
1 HV71 29 56
2 MOD 29 53
3 TIK 30 52
4 FBK 30 50
5 LHC 29 45
6 BIF 29 45
7 LHF 29 41
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Old 12-08-2006, 10:20 PM   #17
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well i officially now know how to say i've got an erection in Philippino, so my life is that little bit closer to divine enlightenment!
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Old 12-18-2006, 06:35 PM   #18
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well i officially now know how to say i've got an erection in Philippino, so my life is that little bit closer to divine enlightenment!
yeah? what's the word for it?

I'm sick.. can't go to work or nothing.. boo-friggedi-hoo
see all you fuckheads next month
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Old 12-18-2006, 08:02 PM   #19
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'tini gassan ako' (tinny gassan ack-o) means "i've got an erection" or you can say 'tini gassan sheh' (but don't really pronounce the 'eh').

Also if you ever meet a Polish person you can call them 'bardzo kuruva pedow' (no doubt not the right literal spelling but a phonetic one), or 'odd pierl dol she' (odd pee-yair-l dol she).
First one means "very fucking gay" and the second "fuck off".

Who said having immigrants invade your workplace was a bad thing when they can teach you so many random swear words?
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Old 12-18-2006, 08:08 PM   #20
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not the usual thing that people who type 'suffocation' into the Google image search are looking for...
('pwn3d' added by myself out of sheer necessity)
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Old 12-19-2006, 03:28 AM   #21
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Yeah we have toured with Polish Vesania and crue from Massive Music... The word Curva (or Kuruva as you write) is the most frequent word used I have ever heard hahaha... in a sentence with 10 words I would have to say that curva was at least 5 of those
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Old 12-19-2006, 06:23 AM   #22
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I typed in suffo into google's picture search.. this is what I found:


remember surt, don't go putting your babies in plastic storage boxes.
Plastic baaaag
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Plastic baaaag
Play that in Saarbrücken! Right after playing Carved Down to the Bone! Then you'll see a very happy face. Or actually you won't, because my happy face will be obscured by my hair flying around in circles.
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Old 12-19-2006, 07:08 PM   #24
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Play that in Saarbrücken! Right after playing Carved Down to the Bone! Then you'll see a very happy face. Or actually you won't, because my happy face will be obscured by my hair flying around in circles.
hehe, I'm afraid that won't happen. Not this time at least.
We have the setlist all figured out and ready to go for this tour.. I'm pretty sure you'll like it as it is ;)
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Old 12-20-2006, 12:29 PM   #25
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hah, i prefer mine sliced and between pieces of freshly sliced seeded loaf with barbecue sauce and briefly toasted.
That does sound delicious.

Martin: Yes I'm sure I'll like the playlist. My only concern is that AtD won't arrive in time.
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Old 12-20-2006, 05:57 PM   #26
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Martin: Yes I'm sure I'll like the playlist. My only concern is that AtD won't arrive in time.
Well, all I can tell you is what Ruud has said already. Shit is sent to the printer and will be sent back to NR asap. We will be bringing it with us on the tour.
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Old 12-20-2006, 06:31 PM   #27
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I'm more worried that the Dutch post will do something extremly gay like with the Spawn of Possession packages. :/ Something smells kinda fishy when people from New York get receive their stuff earlier than people in Germany or even Holland.
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true that.
Hopefully things will go better with this release so that people that ordered it will receive it in time.
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I hope it gets here before you guys do on tour because I want to know every single word. ANd wearing that tshirt would be sweeeet!
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i just got a message on Myspace from this kid pimping some porn website out to me...

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