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Old 11-24-2010, 09:03 PM   #1
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this bitch is 14

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Period blood barely even smells at all, and usually amongst all the other smells and tastes that goes along with munching on muff, it is hardly a factor. I guess the amount of blood, smell, and uterus chunks really depends on the girl, and in my experience, has never been unmanageable.
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Old 11-24-2010, 09:05 PM   #2
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She definitely looks like a child.
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Old 11-24-2010, 09:06 PM   #3
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you're telling me you wouldn't?
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Period blood barely even smells at all, and usually amongst all the other smells and tastes that goes along with munching on muff, it is hardly a factor. I guess the amount of blood, smell, and uterus chunks really depends on the girl, and in my experience, has never been unmanageable.
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Old 11-24-2010, 09:13 PM   #4
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Old 11-24-2010, 09:19 PM   #5
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that didn't answer my question.
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Period blood barely even smells at all, and usually amongst all the other smells and tastes that goes along with munching on muff, it is hardly a factor. I guess the amount of blood, smell, and uterus chunks really depends on the girl, and in my experience, has never been unmanageable.
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Old 11-24-2010, 09:22 PM   #6
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Old 11-24-2010, 09:37 PM   #7
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Old 11-24-2010, 09:44 PM   #8
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Old 11-24-2010, 09:49 PM   #9
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Old 11-24-2010, 10:03 PM   #10
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Old 11-24-2010, 10:05 PM   #11
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Old 11-24-2010, 10:10 PM   #12
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Old 11-24-2010, 10:42 PM   #13
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Old 11-24-2010, 11:13 PM   #14
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Old 11-24-2010, 11:15 PM   #15
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Old 11-24-2010, 11:29 PM   #16
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Hahahaha great thread. I normally dont read anything Shawn posts, but I'm glad I did today.
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Old 11-25-2010, 01:06 AM   #17
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Old 11-25-2010, 01:56 AM   #18
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She definitely looks 14 (basically Shawn is awful)...but FUCK some late-teen girls these days don't and it's enough to piss a 24 year old the fuck off.

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Old 11-25-2010, 02:03 AM   #19
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Hahahaha great thread. I normally dont read anything Shawn posts, but I'm glad I did today.

Of course you are, you goddamn pedophile. Expect the police any minute now.
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Old 11-25-2010, 02:06 AM   #20
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Old 11-25-2010, 04:17 AM   #22
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Old 11-25-2010, 08:37 AM   #23
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Chick looks fucking scary, and is probably Shawns sister
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Old 11-25-2010, 10:35 AM   #24
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Old 11-25-2010, 04:31 PM   #25
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Of course you are, you goddamn pedophile. Expect the police any minute now.
Thats not what I meant, Boo.
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Old 11-25-2010, 04:49 PM   #26
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Old 11-26-2010, 03:58 PM   #28
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Old 11-26-2010, 04:08 PM   #29
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I don't see it. She looks like a young cunty bitch now, and if she doesn't straighten her ways in 4 years she'll be a pregnant cunty bitch.
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Old 11-26-2010, 04:13 PM   #30
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Bitch isn't hot now and will have to drastically change her sense of "fashion" in order to be hot in the future.

Another Shawn fail thread.
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