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Old 08-10-2018, 02:02 AM   #31
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actually lol’d. german humour, i guess
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Old 08-24-2018, 02:54 PM   #32
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Tinder is essentially Amazon prime with unlimited free credit for vagina.
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Old 08-24-2018, 05:41 PM   #33
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Tinder is essentially Amazon prime with unlimited free credit for mediocre condom sex or genital warts.
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Old 09-11-2018, 08:44 PM   #34
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been talking with a short chubby azn girl who is a vegetarian and likes anal

shes one of the take it slow types but my goal is to fug her butthole, haven't done that in 8 yrs
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If she takes it in the ass like a fucking whorebag and she advertises herself as a “take it slow” type, chances are while you’re waiting she’s got at least four other guys in her circle and at least one of them are plowing her while you’re just one of her little pathetic fuckboys. She knows if she just gives you a whiff of pussy you’ll stick around.
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Old 09-12-2018, 12:10 AM   #36
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she didn't advertise either one lol. one was a match q about anal that was buried in about 200 other q's and the other she told me directly she takes a while to talk with someone before meeting them.

regardless, im sure she has other dudes shes talking with. I don't care, i don't want to get in a relationship with her. Best case scenario is we meet for a bit, I fuck her in the ass, then she finds some cuck who actually wants a relationship. It has happened many times with me where I swoop in and swoop out

This is all for fun remember - i just go along with it. If a girl really likes me and I really like her then I'll get with her but that basically never happens.
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