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Old 11-22-2006, 09:26 PM   #61
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feel free to play Friday 25 May 07 in Baltimore or between Monday 28th and Thursday 31st May in El Paso, TX ;)
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Old 12-04-2006, 05:57 AM   #62
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just to reiterate, infecting the crypts. haha.
Also maybe something from malevolent creation - ten commandments.
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Old 12-04-2006, 11:37 AM   #63
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Ohhhhh, Ten Commanments! Good call.

Infecting the Crypts is sounding more and more tasty.
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Old 12-04-2006, 11:38 AM   #64
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feel free to play Friday 25 May 07 in Baltimore or between Monday 28th and Thursday 31st May in El Paso, TX ;)
You're gonna be in town, motherfucker?? OHhhhhhh SHIT!

I'm planning on going to MDF, so for sure we'll compare beard growth there!
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Old 12-04-2006, 11:39 AM   #65
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Hey theres a club in my homestate of Virginia called Jaxx, which is located in Springfield. Its a great club where metal bands from all over the world come and play, maybe you could consider getting booked there? =D

We'll keep it in mind for the touring in support of the new album. Since we aren't playing Oz anymore, we should be done writing this month.
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Old 12-04-2006, 12:23 PM   #66
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You're gonna be in town, motherfucker?? OHhhhhhh SHIT!

I'm planning on going to MDF, so for sure we'll compare beard growth there!
hah awesome...

I was planning on loaning Vanessa (Ereshkigal) the moolah to come over with me but to cut a long story short got raped by the ticket company and aurally violated by the Indian at the call centre...

i plan to have done something "special" beard wise by then, so watch this space ;)
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Old 12-04-2006, 02:06 PM   #67
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hah awesome...

I was planning on loaning Vanessa (Ereshkigal) the moolah to come over with me but to cut a long story short got raped by the ticket company and aurally violated by the Indian at the call centre...

i plan to have done something "special" beard wise by then, so watch this space ;)
So it's just you? That's cool. Are you also planning on hitting TX or something? Vomitstorm on tour!
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Old 12-04-2006, 03:56 PM   #68
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hah yeah... for some reason when i booked the flights a few months back I decided to fuck off to TX (but for only three days for some reason) to hopefully catch a gig and get drunk as fuck with Bowels Out, and seens as the bastards at Opodo won't let me change the route of my flight at all i'm tied into still doing that...

I've got 46 minutes to transfer at Atlanta which should be fun... not.
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Old 12-05-2006, 09:23 PM   #69
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or the fact that it was like half an hour after I got bored of trawling the SMN news hub... heh

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As if there's any question to your extensive knowledge of my desire? Psssht. I think not.
That sentance just plain made no sense to me so no comment.

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One Paul to rule them all, that's what I say.
Well my name's only going to be Paul for another number of months if things go to plan, so you're welcome to that poisoned chalice! hah
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Old 12-05-2006, 09:39 PM   #70
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Well my name's only going to be Paul for another number of months if things go to plan, so you're welcome to that poisoned chalice! hah
The Hell are you talkin about Vomitstorm?
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Old 12-05-2006, 10:46 PM   #71
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The Hell are you talkin about Vomitstorm?
choo talkin bout Willis?

thought you knew my name's been Paul for the last 24 odd years... obviously not hah

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Yeah - direct them to get the fuck out of the way so we can get our grooves on.
um, you're in the Gorgasm forum not the Lets Squirt All Over Our Monitors forum ;)
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Old 12-06-2006, 10:23 AM   #72
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Your quote said you were only gonna be Paul for a few more months eluding to the fact that you may changing your name to something like, 'Sally' maybe.

Gorgasm encourages women to squirt all over their computer monitors when viewing this forum.
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Old 12-06-2006, 09:31 PM   #73
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Your quote said you were only gonna be Paul for a few more months eluding to the fact that you may changing your name to something like, 'Sally' maybe.

Gorgasm encourages women to squirt all over their computer monitors when viewing this forum.
hah... well okay then.


and btw, if i'm going to be perving on someone it at least helps if I'm in the same country or timezone as them ;)

on a random lecherous note, have you seen V's friend Ruby?

makes Angela Gossow look like a filthy Kraut 'ho.
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Old 12-07-2006, 10:31 AM   #74
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Yes, she does! I've told her she is to be my tour guide should I ever visit!
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Old 12-07-2006, 01:58 PM   #75
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zing.

i'm meeting up with V in April, in Portugal so I'll beat you to it :D
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Old 12-07-2006, 02:13 PM   #76
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Bastard!

Time to set up a March Portugese tour!
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Old 12-08-2006, 02:03 PM   #77
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BACK to live appearances.

We got a couple confirmed dates posted @ www.myspace.com/gorgasm2, check it out.

We're starting to fill the calendar for 2007, get in touch if you want to see us live in your town.
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Old 12-08-2006, 09:06 PM   #78
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come back to Europe you bastards and bring your hairy Latin bass brother with you this time...


(writing that even though I know Paul's the guy that replies the most :S )
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Old 12-09-2006, 09:45 PM   #79
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who is "Sirs"?
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Old 12-11-2006, 10:08 AM   #80
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'Sirs' is our drummer, the big fucker.

To avoid confusion (cuz I'm fucking sick of the name 'Tom') no Gorgasm band member is reffered to as 'Tom' anymore. It is now, SIRS (drums), LESKI (guitar) and ASSHOLE (bass)
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Old 12-11-2006, 01:14 PM   #81
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'Sirs' is our drummer, the big fucker.

To avoid confusion (cuz I'm fucking sick of the name 'Tom') no Gorgasm band member is reffered to as 'Tom' anymore. It is now, SIRS (drums), LESKI (guitar) and ASSHOLE (bass)
hah

were you feeling left out? :emot-hug

hah that reminds me actually... i was talking to someone who's relatively unused to gore bands, and used some Gorgasm lyrics as an example. I was then asked were they a load of sick white trash psychos, to which I replied 'well no, there's two Poles and a Mexican so about as un-white trash as you can get'
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Old 12-11-2006, 01:58 PM   #82
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I think Sirs spells his name differently cuz he was facing a lawsuit from Sears/Roebuck.

Yeah, your avatar was confusing me, as well. I thought 'The Office' was back and I was talking shit to myself.

I wasn't feeling left out. I was SICK and tired of 'TOM'. When we lost Tangalos, the only 'Tom' was LESKI and that was fine. But then SIRS replaced Terrence and we had dual Toms again! And our landlord's name is also 'Tom'. And there's other Toms in the Chicago scene! It got to the point where I would say 'TOM'! And 17 motherfuckers would turn around.

So no more 'TOM'. SIRS, LESKI, BROWN GUY. That's it.

I'll take the hug, though!
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Old 12-12-2006, 09:26 PM   #83
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