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Old 01-19-2007, 07:48 PM   #61
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Apart from Kunt Killer being an amazing album title, the new Gorgasm album would destroy even if it were to be called "The gay adventures of Spot the puppy". In the end, it's the music that matters, since most of the lyrics can't be understood anyway, you don't have to look at the lyric sheet if you're bored by it and you don't have to look at the album cover either.

Besides, Gorgasm's lyrics should not be taken all too seriously, as I doubt that the members of Gorgasm go wandering around in the streets at night with their anal skewers, finger fucking burnt vaginas (for fun).
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Old 01-19-2007, 09:19 PM   #62
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technically anal skewer refers to stabbing holes in people with your cock, so unless there's something any of the guys want to confess to secretly being chicks or something.... just to pedantic.

can't forget a bit of cracking a girls ribcage open as you're fucking her though.


man, as clichéd as some people make gore bands out to be, 'Masticate...' has probably the best fucking gore / horror / sicko fucking lyrics i've read. Awesome stuff.

*takes off his fawning hat*
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Old 01-20-2007, 05:06 PM   #63
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man, as clichéd as some people make gore bands out to be, 'Masticate...' has probably the best fucking gore / horror / sicko fucking lyrics i've read. Awesome stuff.
True. In gereral, Masticate is one of my all time favorite albums. I can listen to it over and over again, and it hasn't ever bored me.
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Old 01-20-2007, 09:33 PM   #64
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i'll drink to that.
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Old 01-20-2007, 11:49 PM   #65
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even if it were to be called "The gay adventures of Spot the puppy".
Hahahaha, excellent example.
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Old 01-30-2007, 12:25 PM   #66
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I never understood that album title...

Masticate to Dominate?

Chew to Overpower?
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Old 01-30-2007, 05:46 PM   #67
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eating the dead, devouring the conquered or cannibalising your enemies i presume.

something along those lines i envisage.
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Old 01-31-2007, 06:16 AM   #68
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Yes, quite obvious.
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Old 01-31-2007, 09:12 AM   #69
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Yeah, eating someone to consume their soul and take their life-force, shit like that.
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Old 01-31-2007, 03:21 PM   #70
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I also think that "Kuntkiller" is a bit too blatant. But anyway, I'm generally not very much into the whole "1000 ways to rape and kill a female" matter. Don't like the whole porngrind stuff. I like gore lyrics, but also more the lyrics which tell some kind of a story, not only mere "surgical" descriptions.
But well, I'm not a Gorgasm fan because of their lyrics/album titles , although I have to agree to some of the posters here, that Gorgasm lyrics are among the best gore-themed around.
In the end, the music is what really counts. And, judging from their previous albums and the two new songs on MySpace, "Kuntkiller" is gonna be another masterpiece of sophisticated Death Metal art!
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Old 02-21-2007, 11:45 AM   #71
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Besides, Gorgasm's lyrics should not be taken all too seriously, as I doubt that the members of Gorgasm go wandering around in the streets at night with their anal skewers, finger fucking burnt vaginas (for fun).[/QUOTE]


THAT'S EXACTLY HOW A NORMAL NIGHT LOOKS FOR US.....

damn!!! i haven't been here in a while i guess...it got pretty interesting in here :)


KUNTKILLER is just a working album name at this moment, it still might be changed
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Old 02-21-2007, 08:37 PM   #72
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KUNTKILLER is just a working album name at this moment, it still might be changed
What about SNATCHSLAYER?

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Old 02-22-2007, 07:55 AM   #73
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VAGINAVIOLATOR!
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Old 02-22-2007, 09:27 AM   #74
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Keep the suggestions coming!
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Old 02-22-2007, 05:53 PM   #75
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INVAGINATOR!!!!

*ahem*

Mutilated Minceflaps? Violated Vaginal Viscera?

hah, maybe not

Sanguinous Viscera?

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Old 02-22-2007, 09:12 PM   #76
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INVAGINATOR!!!!

*ahem*

Mutilated Minceflaps? Violated Vaginal Viscera?

hah, maybe not

Sanguinous Viscera?
Dude, you gotta keep with the alliterations and the grammatical order...

OK, Mr. Bassgasm, I regard this as a challenge!

COOCHIECHOKER
QUIMQUENCHER
SLITSLAUGHTERER
VULVAVICTIMIZER
CRACK CONTRACT CILLER ;)

And for the Brits in us:

FANNYFRYER
MINGEMURDERER


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Old 02-23-2007, 12:18 PM   #77
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TACOTORTURER
CAMELTOECRUSHER
PUSSYPUNISHER
HOLEHACKER
LOWERLIPLACERATER
GASHGRATER
BEAVERBRUTALIZER
FUCKHOLEFISTER

This is fun =)
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Old 02-23-2007, 02:07 PM   #78
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*Dies*
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Old 02-23-2007, 09:20 PM   #79
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Cuntslicer
Exsanguinated Ovarian Drippage
Amputated Genitalia Rapist
Vaginal Vivisection
Total Hysterectal Prolapse

on a random note, I found out the Polish for pussy is 'chipka' (no doubt spelt wrong)...
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Old 02-26-2007, 11:59 PM   #80
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TACOTORTURER
CAMELTOECRUSHER
PUSSYPUNISHER
HOLEHACKER
LOWERLIPLACERATER
GASHGRATER
BEAVERBRUTALIZER
FUCKHOLEFISTER

This is fun =)
Well fought, worthy adversary.
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