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Old 05-03-2008, 02:57 PM   #61
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Old 05-04-2008, 12:09 PM   #62
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This ones called romanzo the African wood carving dildo!


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HMMM... I see. I see that it is only 80 beats per minute. Thats totally not cool dude. When I was in your tree hut you were fuckin' .e at 275 bpm's for about 4 minutes! We are tech gay sex lords. Can you cumpose a intricate classical cum piece for me? Prove your love!!!!!!!
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Old 05-04-2008, 12:15 PM   #63
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When you cum to america we can pray and play guitar for jesus at my church. Here I am pictured with my pastor lord. His name is black cock for christ. I am the classical guitar cumboy for the choir so I shred. I miss you SO MUCH!!!!!!
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Old 05-04-2008, 12:20 PM   #64
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Old 05-04-2008, 12:26 PM   #65
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Old 05-04-2008, 01:15 PM   #66
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Yes we all get you two, you're gay. but for christ sakes take your butt sex parade somewhere else, I want to know about classical guitars and all i've got so far is you two showing off your porn collection.
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Old 05-04-2008, 07:40 PM   #67
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Yes we all get you two, you're gay. but for christ sakes take more pics of your sex parade, I want to know about cocks, dicks, gay midgets and classical guitars and all i've got so far is you two showing off your porn collection. We need more.
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Old 05-04-2008, 09:20 PM   #68
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Old 05-04-2008, 10:26 PM   #69
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Old 05-05-2008, 05:22 PM   #70
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Heres what the cumlord really wanted to say ! LOLOLOLOL!]

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Yes we all get you two, you're gay like me. but for christ sakes take your butt sex to my cumhouse, I want to know about classical guitars and all i've got so far is a blowjob from my black BF and two cumshots in my porn collection.

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Old 05-05-2008, 05:25 PM   #71
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Is this the cumtab we wrtoe after sex in the treehut... I remember that magical night like it was yesterday... YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH
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Old 05-05-2008, 05:29 PM   #72
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This is the fuckin' sex skunk! He's pure evil and he wrote ten songs for that fuck Bach. He's gonna start posting about gay sex and classical cum guitars soon. GET READY!
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Old 05-06-2008, 11:44 AM   #73
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Old 05-10-2008, 06:54 AM   #75
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Old 05-10-2008, 03:58 PM   #76
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Whats up Bro!!!!!!! Haven't seen ya in a while. Are you still playing classical guitar for emperor? I heard a wolf bit off yer cock in the frozen mountains of finland. Is this true"? POst powertabs of bach.
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Whats up Bro!!!!!!! Haven't seen ya in a while. Are you still playing classical guitar for emperor? I heard a wolf bit off yer cock in the frozen mountains of finland. Is this true"? POst powertabs of bach.


Hey bro! How ya been? Yeah, its true a wolf bit off my cock. It was actually my girlfriend at the time then she saw me play the bard's songand bit my penis off. Here we are pictured at a classivcal forest sex fest with guitars for death. My cock is gone so I get mad looking at this picture. I was fuckin" hung! I lost my powertabs. Have you heard from the cumshot croc lately? Heard he's a meth addict
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I am so confused.Is someone saying classical guitar is gay or just being a goof off? PLease let me know
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Old 05-14-2008, 12:03 PM   #79
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I am so gay.Is someone saying classical cum boy guitar is gay or just being a gay like me ? PLease let me know if you are a guy and you want a free BJ because I'll give you one
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Old 05-15-2008, 04:26 PM   #81
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Old 08-18-2008, 04:28 PM   #87
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Man.. I would love to stretch from 1 to 26 in the same chord.. You guys must be really good.. I can't wait until I can play that at that tempo! I put it in guitar pro and it's not THAT fast =P
you're not true tech metal like me. i strech the fingers good
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