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Old 07-18-2006, 06:13 PM   #1
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When I was thin and had hair...



God gave cock 'n balls to you...
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Old 07-18-2006, 06:34 PM   #2
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Old 07-19-2006, 02:43 AM   #3
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Reminds me of Marilyn Manson crossed with a clown....
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Your gay! Apart from the shirt, which is ++butch for 1988
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Old 07-19-2006, 06:08 AM   #5
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Old 07-19-2006, 06:55 AM   #6
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Reminds me of Marilyn Manson crossed with a clown....
Totally bruv!
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Old 07-19-2006, 09:05 AM   #7
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No one noticed the hump in my trousers. I was semi-on at the time.
But, back then, me being all skinny and all, my cock wasn't much to look forward to.

Now, in winters, I work in the arctic, clubbing seals to death with it.
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Old 07-19-2006, 10:08 AM   #8
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Old 07-19-2006, 10:22 AM   #9
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't Was in a band called 'Urgasmus'. We played Judas Priest like covers. All dressed up and gay.
Jakc Osbourne was the singer.
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Old 07-19-2006, 11:08 AM   #10
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Now, in winters, I work in the arctic, clubbing seals to death with it.
Good! Hate those fucking seals. Stealing all the fish. :3ninja: How much will it cost me to get you to club people with your phallus of doom?
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Old 07-19-2006, 01:40 PM   #11
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Mick even when you were a kid you had a massive wang!
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Old 07-19-2006, 02:51 PM   #12
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Wrong thread WIlson, this is not about the paedo-Holland-thing.

God, if there is one band ho has shown me the cock, it must be this band of bruvas.
If someone asks me what Wilsons cock looks like, it can tell in detail.
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Old 07-19-2006, 04:28 PM   #13
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it can tell in detail.
Go on then. I want information about whether it has any scars or moles or warts. lol
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Old 07-19-2006, 04:36 PM   #14
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It look slike a deflated balloon!
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Old 07-19-2006, 05:48 PM   #15
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Those were the ultra evil days my amigo! Start playing drums again Jolly, and hit your cock hard!
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Old 07-20-2006, 12:33 AM   #16
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It look slike a deflated balloon!
So I guess it is short and thin at the beginning and for the final few centimetres it is large and bulbous?
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Worst cock ever!
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Old 07-20-2006, 05:32 PM   #18
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Worst cock ever!
Ha ha ha. I wish I could give you a trophy.
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