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Old 04-06-2007, 03:29 AM   #1
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Worst movie I've seen in years...

... I thought that after 'Deja vu' I'd seen all...what a shit movie that is, peoples.
But yesterday my boy Patrick and I went to see the rubbish movie '300'.

Let me tell you fellas, we all have a good laugh acting all gay an d that, but this was 'He-man in a dark room'-like faggotry!
All men looked like He-Man, but acted even gayer. The shots are cheezy, boring and crap! The whole film is about 'impressive photography', it seems. Well, after aboot 5 minutes you've got the point and the only thing on your mind is 'yeah, yeah, get on with it' or I'll leave.
Us being Dutch, and seeing the fact that we paid for it, we didn't leave.
This film is so shit... There is actually a fair amount of tits to be seen in this film, but that doesn't in any way make it less gay! Might have to do with the fact that all women in this film are horrid mingers. Well, at least 90%. in the start there's quite a nice ginger chick that got me about semi.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZm52UrkDpA

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Old 04-06-2007, 08:12 PM   #2
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i was mildly interested at first, but i've not heard one good review about it at all so far.

I reckon Martin Scorcese would have made a bitchin 300.
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Old 04-07-2007, 05:01 AM   #3
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well thats kinda crap i was lookin forward to that.
Apocolypto was the fuckin shit, go see that son!!!!!
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Old 04-11-2007, 02:11 AM   #4
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Mick, what aboot "300"...
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Old 04-11-2007, 03:07 AM   #5
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Mick, what aboot "300"...
Shut up! You didn't even read my post... it's all aboot "300" and its gayness beyond reason.
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Old 04-11-2007, 06:40 AM   #6
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Well, I think it is the best movie ever! Gayness all over. People showing their perfect boudie's, I LIKE!

Let's get some cold ones I'm in need....
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Well, I think it is the best movie ever! Gayness all over. People showing their perfect boudie's, I LIKE!

Let's get some cold ones I'm in need....
Shut up!

... I need you! Is we gettin pissed 2nite?
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Old 04-11-2007, 09:29 AM   #8
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what about this:
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Old 04-11-2007, 10:57 AM   #9
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Aaaaahhww!! That's so sweet! Those darling old cocksuckers... *sigh!*

Yeah, I'm a romantic. Sorry...
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what about this:
Ha ha ha.. That was good!
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Mick, what aboot "300"...
patrick your the best guy ever
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I KNOW!
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I didnt think 300 was that bad at all man, there was some decent violence in there, and there was an actual Rotten Body Landslide ( c.c . .... ...nevermind if u didnt get it)

But yes they did all look like Manowar and decided to stand around in pants for the whole film, but therye 'aaaaaard (no gay joke intended) so they nearly get away with it.

Shittest film ever though?
Nope
Go and see ' lost in translation' that is the worst fucking film in the world.ever.

The best film of course is Tremors, if you havent seen that you havent lived.
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Old 04-16-2007, 07:12 AM   #14
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The dead body landslide was a bit alright... I did however think it was more suitable for a band name then for a movie scene.

One of the best movies ever has to be 'Brasil'.
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rotten body landslides a cannibal corpse song, thats why i put c.c.

AAnyway back to the point tremors, brilliant brilliant brilliant film. Aint seen brazil, gotta check it out
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