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Old 04-19-2008, 02:23 PM   #31
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Old 04-19-2008, 02:24 PM   #32
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One of the jets of cum Todd was shooting flew over my sister's head
and landed on the bare flesh of her back. i don't know why, but,
as it flew it caught my eye and as it landed i could feel it land
on my sister as if it was landing on me and the pleasure of that
sight while i was already orgasming, trying to do it silently, made
me gasp in euphoria as i flinched when the glob of cum landed.
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Old 04-19-2008, 02:29 PM   #33
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Old 04-19-2008, 02:30 PM   #34
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lmao... there's not a whole lot of difference when it comes to the cumshot of a classical cumlord of isreal... mainly shooting more load on nigelwho's back will just get you better tone, but what do I know, my cumboy dick guitar cost me $100. It hasn't stopped me from fucking young blacks africa pieces.
I enjoy jacking another guy's cock, and feeling his
hands on mine," I added. "It means sharing, caring,
and becoming really intimate." Jacking another man to
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Old 04-19-2008, 02:40 PM   #35
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Old 04-19-2008, 02:41 PM   #36
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Old 04-19-2008, 02:44 PM   #37
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Old 04-20-2008, 05:09 AM   #38
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I studied classical guitar, starting with one for about $500, then about 8 years later I got one for around $800 (a Burguet Levante). The difference in tone was very clear, and it was also somewhat smoother to play, but the first certainly didn't impede me. Only a really poor instrument will do that. So I think if someone is starting out on classical it's absurd to spend $5000 or something. There's a difference between learning and embarking on a concert career. Try before you buy, that's the bottom line.
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Old 04-20-2008, 11:21 AM   #39
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I studied giving guys blowjobs, starting with one class for about $500, then about 8 years later I took a class for around $800 (a Burguet Levante). The difference in technique was very clear, and it was also somewhat smoother , but the first certainly didn't impede me. Only a really poor blow job teacher will do that. So I think if someone is starting out on classical blowjob theory it's absurd to spend $5000 on a class or something. There's a difference between learning and embarking on a all out blowjob career. Try before you suck black cock, that's the bottom line.
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Old 04-25-2008, 05:20 PM   #41
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Is this a pic of you?If so, WHAT A HOTTIE YOU ARE!!!!!!!! Any chance I could get you to wrap my cock up with some nylon strings(10 gauge) while I play greensleeves on my Classical cockmaster (a burgeut levante IMO LOL!)
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See that space between my teeth? That's where your cock is gonna go!
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See that space between my teeth? That's where your cock is gonna go!
So this is a real pic of you? I must say I've always had a thing for dirty old men who play chopin on the guitar cock. BTW I Love Gummers!!!!1 lol! we are gonna fuck and then post the pics of me shooting classical cum on your powdered wig you composer LORD. Are you gonna PM me your addy of whaT?

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But the real question is what kind of classical guitar should I buy? A red cock wood or black cock? I found another picture of classical cum shot composers.





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[QUOTE= the sexual PM fornicationterrorist sent me;2757315] I live in Africa. Can you drive there? My favorite band is sleep terror... whats yours? Anyways when you get the water ytire to cum across the ocean I'll be waiting in my sex hut with a guitar and dildo wiyth the ants that bite and it hurts like fire on yer cock.

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[QUOTE=fornicationterrorist;2758666]Here's a picture of my son:

OMG! Your son is sooooooo beautiful! I didn't know people from africa had blue cumshots. I'm gonna look like a fuckin' blueberry when I'm done with you!!!!!!
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Is there some type of connection between these wonderful men and that Technical classical cumtab you posted? You can explain it to me when I cum to Africa tomorrow. Fornicationterrorist and i WILL BE POSTING PICS OF US FUCKING IN THE TREEHUT AND PLAYING BACH = LIZIT ON THJE GUITAR. eNJOY THE JOURNEY
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I've finalluy met a man who knows EXACTLY what I likes. Thatnks for posting those pics bro... I fear my orgasm has left me a cripple. Did you get te pics of us fucking in africa developed yet? That was great when I climaxed and fingerpicked House of the rising sun at 250 bpm's. I'm the best classical cumposer at uitar ever. I was also wondering if you could send me some of that african bamboo cock wood. I want to make a guitar out of it.
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Here are some pics of us having fun in africa(some fucking too!)

Remember when we were done fucking we started to do wood carving?


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I totally remember SIMON!!!!!!!! Best fuck ever! IMO... It was a blast learning how to carve dildos ouyt of bamboo that you put on your fingers and play paco de lucia after you suck black cock and eat a orange i bought a guitR. i HAD TO HIDE TH E WODDEN DILDO UP MY ASS WHEN i WENT THROUGH CUSTOMS OR ELSE i WOULD HAVE LOST A MEMORY OF BLACK SEX WITH AFRICAN CLASSICAL GUITARS.
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Heres my boyfriend back home in the states. I still love your classical guitar afrixca cock because I was on the 9th string B fret of your balls but I need to fuck when I'm here too or I'll get lonely... Ya KNOW? hE'S GAME TO FUCK BLACKS. i CALL HIM CLASSICAL MUSIC DEPRESSION
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