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Old 04-22-2010, 12:26 AM   #1
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Old 04-22-2010, 12:33 AM   #4
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Old 04-22-2010, 12:36 AM   #5
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Old 04-22-2010, 12:44 AM   #8
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Old 04-22-2010, 01:05 AM   #9
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Old 04-22-2010, 08:34 AM   #11
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Old 04-22-2010, 11:34 AM   #12
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Old 04-22-2010, 05:01 PM   #14
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Old 04-22-2010, 05:33 PM   #15
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Old 04-22-2010, 07:04 PM   #16
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Old 04-22-2010, 07:49 PM   #17
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No, if I were Roethlisberger for a day, that would be myself, but not my real self. I'd wire the money, then change back to my real self and let the real Roethlisberger go to jail.
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Old 04-22-2010, 08:00 PM   #18
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then i'd claim it was hush hush money for a gay encounter in a bar bathroom and i'd use my semen as ben roethlisberger to convict him after i change back. MAD CIVIL SUIT EVEN MORE $$$ LEGIT FUCK DA GUBMENT
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Are you suggesting I (being Roethlisberger) rape my real self, so that when I return to being my real self I can sue Roethlisberger?

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I saw Diedrich Bader on Bones the other night and all I could think about the entire episode was how much I wanted him to say "Two chicks at the same time".

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I was suggesting that if you were Ben Roethlisberger for a day, then one could awesome that Ben was you for a day.
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