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Old 02-03-2011, 12:21 AM   #1
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Tour Dates??

I cannot find any inforfmation about Horse touring at any time.. I have looked on their website, on their myspace page and everywhere I can think of. Are they not touring or am I just unable to find it. I have found 2 dates for 2 shows in Texas but thats it, seems a little scarce.
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Old 02-03-2011, 01:13 AM   #2
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No time man. Did you not see that UFOs are here?
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Old 02-03-2011, 01:16 AM   #3
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Old 02-03-2011, 01:05 PM   #4
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They will do the End Of the World Party Tour near the end of 2012.
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Old 02-03-2011, 03:35 PM   #5
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lights above michigan.... not an airplane. taken the other night... they are starting to show themselves all over the world. shit is getting scary.
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Old 02-03-2011, 04:26 PM   #6
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haha I read that the expectation is that aliens will now show us how to not pollute the earth. Here is my question. After they show themselves and we start hanging out, how long before shit is back to normal? Do you think you will be able to just get back into your daily routine?
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Old 02-03-2011, 04:31 PM   #7
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on your picture kevin are the whitelights on the very far left supposed to be ufos (not the obvious lamp post). Cause those lights look like the same lights reversed and flipped then colored red and then pasted. Looks fake to me :)
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Old 02-03-2011, 04:37 PM   #8
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no photoshopping. these come from a friend whos other friend said they saw wierd lights in the sky 45 minutes away from where he was... he went outside and got these pictures. i have some more this is just the best one.
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Old 02-03-2011, 04:38 PM   #9
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Old 02-03-2011, 04:40 PM   #10
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(3:02:31 AM) ill: fucking aliens dude
(3:02:32 AM) kill: wtf
(3:02:42 AM) kill: this girl 45 mins from me just said she seen these fucked up red lights in the sky
(3:02:51 AM)kill: and they formed a triangle
(3:03:05 AM) lkill: and then green and blue lights started to hover around it
(3:03:13 AM) kill: so i go upstairs and they are fucking there too!!!
(3:03:18 AM) lkill: i got pictures of them man they are fucking nuts
(3:03:30 AM) lkill: and i did research and there is only red and green lights on aircraft, no blue lights
sorry for the size of the pics
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Old 02-03-2011, 05:21 PM   #11
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Did you guys know that the modern u.f.o was first associated not with aliens but with mad scientists ( ala Nikola Tesla).

While many of Teslas 'ridiculous' inventions (you know, radio, wireless electricity) are completely useless, his last couple inventions like anti-gravity saucers and the famed 'death ray' were seen in movie serials and comic strips (((like superman))) and considered flights of fancy much like his previous inventions were before they grew in popularity.
Also, it is said that ol' Uncle Sam confiscated all his research before/after his death.

Going on with this subject...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ionocraft


Heres another fascinating tid-bit...

Post WW1 and leading into ww2 Nazi rocket scientists were the most cutting edge in their fields. They were years ahead of any other country in developed rocket systems.

Strange and unexplained aircraft were spotted all over europe by pilots throughout the war.

In 1936 there was a notable crash in the Black Forest of Germany. Kind of a European Roswell. Several villagers spotted a crashed flying disc with bodies inside.

When the german war effort collapsed in 1945 the majority of Nazi scientist were granted complete amnesty by the u.s. (Operaton Paperclip) These scientists went on to found N.A.SA as well as plum island research lab on the east coast. ( rumored to be creating bio weapons. rumored.)

Then lets not forget ... boom .. just a couple years later Roswell itself. New Mexico.

So, while the flying disc idea has been with us for awhile... if it does exist... its most likely a earth born secret.

This is all just skimming the surface though. If you really follow the research it starts to
point to pre-ice age civilization and resurfacing of ancient technology..... but I don't want to piss off any Hammers of Christ so I will stop here.
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Old 02-03-2011, 06:57 PM   #12
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cutting edge because they were given the secrets from ALIENSQ!!!!
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Old 02-03-2011, 07:27 PM   #13
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i have $100 that says Charlie Sheen is the first human to have sex with an alien.
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Old 02-04-2011, 12:16 PM   #14
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pre-ice age civilization
things like this excite me so much. i would like to see some scifi lyrics in horse songs.
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Old 02-04-2011, 03:25 PM   #15
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/me rolls with his eyes.

Those are glitches in the matrix.....geez.
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Old 02-05-2011, 12:18 PM   #16
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Its not sci fi, buttole! It's real. Wait and watch.

It may take the rest of the world a while to figure out that the things I make up in my head while sitting on the couch are real.



Look up the mystery of the 8ft tall/ red haired cave giants found in nevada.
There was a breed of man with 8ft tall men and 6 1/2 ft tall woman.
A whole clan was found in a cave in nevada.
Local indians claimed they were 'giant white skins' and slaughtered all the local tribes.

They bones they found in nevada aren't even on display at the museum. They just sit in the back room and are unexplained.
Similar remains have been found all over the world and nobody ever talks about it.


http://www.pureinsight.org/node/1030 (Ignore the swaztika, its the 'good' version)

http://www.treasurecenter.com/treasure_diary.htm

http://www.bibleprobe.com/nephilim.htm (this one is a really christian article but addressing the same mysteries from a "magic man is sky made everything" point of view.)


Now

Draw a picture on a piece of paper.

measure the length x width x height of your drawing.

You understand its first three dimensions.

Now burn it.

Consider how long your drawing existed.

Now you know the fourth dimension of your drawing.

The fifth dimension is purely your perception. All that you and all you've ever been and your physical bodies ability to perceive a THING for what it is.

Now you know the sum of that THING.


So the question is....
How do you now prove that drawing existed.
You have burnt scraps and your memory.

Guess what ...
according to science.
Your drawing didn't exist because you can't prove it.



I'm going to go do something else now.
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Old 02-05-2011, 12:19 PM   #17
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Maybe study spelling and grammar.
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Old 02-05-2011, 07:01 PM   #18
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It always amuses me to see that alien spies who developed the technology to traverse from one solar system to another several decades ago still have not developed the light switch.
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Old 02-05-2011, 07:32 PM   #19
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I don't believe in aliens. Thats silly.

Science my eye.
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In Viking mythology there are also giants.
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Old 02-06-2011, 11:02 PM   #21
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If you notice in viking mythology all of the realms of the world tree describe various parts of the earth. Their 'mythology' was just tales of their undocumented (but proven) worldly travels.

Curiously enough...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nephilim (giants from the bible i mentioned before)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niflheimr (vikings knew where giants lived as well.)

Two cultures who lived very far apart both knew about giants and the name of their home.

But you know.... coincidence.... or SCIENCE?
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Old 02-07-2011, 10:42 AM   #22
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Its not sci fi, buttole! It's real. Wait and watch.

It may take the rest of the world a while to figure out that the things I make up in my head while sitting on the couch are real.



Look up the mystery of the 8ft tall/ red haired cave giants found in nevada.
There was a breed of man with 8ft tall men and 6 1/2 ft tall woman.
A whole clan was found in a cave in nevada.
Local indians claimed they were 'giant white skins' and slaughtered all the local tribes.

They bones they found in nevada aren't even on display at the museum. They just sit in the back room and are unexplained.
Similar remains have been found all over the world and nobody ever talks about it.


http://www.pureinsight.org/node/1030 (Ignore the swaztika, its the 'good' version)

http://www.treasurecenter.com/treasure_diary.htm

http://www.bibleprobe.com/nephilim.htm (this one is a really christian article but addressing the same mysteries from a "magic man is sky made everything" point of view.)


Now

Draw a picture on a piece of paper.

measure the length x width x height of your drawing.

You understand its first three dimensions.

Now burn it.

Consider how long your drawing existed.

Now you know the fourth dimension of your drawing.

The fifth dimension is purely your perception. All that you and all you've ever been and your physical bodies ability to perceive a THING for what it is.

Now you know the sum of that THING.


So the question is....
How do you now prove that drawing existed.
You have burnt scraps and your memory.

Guess what ...
according to science.
Your drawing didn't exist because you can't prove it.



I'm going to go do something else now.

Thats because science is not what you are looking for at that point.

sci·ence   /ˈsaɪəns/ Show Spelled
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1. a branch of knowledge or study dealing with a body of facts or truths systematically arranged and showing the operation of general laws: the mathematical sciences.
2. systematic knowledge of the physical or material world gained through observation and experimentation.
3. any of the branches of natural or physical science.
4. systematized knowledge in general.
5. knowledge, as of facts or principles; knowledge gained by systematic study.
6. a particular branch of knowledge.
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Old 02-07-2011, 12:56 PM   #23
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Disturbance in the Bermuda Triangle signals a shift of the poles. Get ready for all to be the same as the past 5 years.
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But you know.... coincidence.... or SCIENCE?
It is my scientific understanding that a lot of religions have a lot in common, and that it's not a coincidence.
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Old 02-07-2011, 05:09 PM   #25
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buried history recorded by people who don't think the same way we do.

for shiz...


Dear Orko,
thanks for the definition of science.
I, as a human being, have rarely encountered it, so it is of great luck that
somebody with dictionary.com is around to help point out my inner weakness.
You have proven yourself a valuable member of society.
Keep up the good work so those other people out there don't make the mistake
of saying or typing things that are wrong...... even if they aren't exactly wrong.
I can't imagine a more horrible fate on this earth than being wrong about something..... or at least having somebody THINK I am wrong.
Save us all.

Scienecee.

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Old 02-07-2011, 05:12 PM   #26
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5. knowledge, as of facts or principles; knowledge gained by systematic study.



Plus, wouldn't everything I said qualify under #5 since they ARE facts of knowledge I gained by systematic study.

Oh well,
my butt hurts.
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Old 02-07-2011, 06:00 PM   #27
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I didnt say you were wrong I just answered your question with a scientists answer.

So if your answer falls under #5 does the bible and it works?
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Old 02-07-2011, 06:03 PM   #28
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snark·y/ˈsnärkē/
Adjective: (of a person, words, or a mood) Critical; cutting; testy. More »
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orko bro

you are really busting out the low quality links today. kind a disappointed
deception is abound

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