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Old 01-10-2009, 04:00 PM   #1
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Do you keep your rubbers in your wallet?

I know you aren't supposed to but where else can you have them where you can access them easily and not have them fall out of your pocket by accident?
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Old 01-10-2009, 04:03 PM   #2
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Old 01-10-2009, 04:06 PM   #3
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What if your going to her place? I don't want to make it apparent I just came over to fuck.
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Old 01-10-2009, 04:13 PM   #4
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What if your going to her place? I don't want to make it apparent I just came over to fuck.
Right, you want the sex to be a surprise...
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Old 01-10-2009, 04:19 PM   #5
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Right, you want the sex to be a surprise...
Well I don't want her to think that I am positive she is going to give me some. I have reason to believe she puts out, but if she knows that is what I think I doubt I'll get shit.
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Old 01-10-2009, 07:01 PM   #6
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Well I don't want her to think that I am positive she is going to give me some. I have reason to believe she puts out, but if she knows that is what I think I doubt I'll get shit.
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Old 01-10-2009, 10:01 PM   #7
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Old 01-10-2009, 04:09 PM   #8
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just wear it to her house man. when she sees you've already got one on, she'll know you mean business.
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Old 01-10-2009, 07:00 PM   #9
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just wear it to her house man. when she sees you've already got one on, she'll know you mean business.

Exactly. What he said.
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Old 01-10-2009, 04:10 PM   #10
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Drawer or glovebox. Wallet is alright if it's only for a short time I guess. All the rubbing and body warmth fucks up the condom if it stays in your backpocket for too long.
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Old 01-10-2009, 04:37 PM   #11
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I've never enjoyed sex with a condom, so I rarely use them.
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Old 01-10-2009, 04:37 PM   #12
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Old 01-10-2009, 04:58 PM   #13
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I usually wear the condom on my dick before leaving, and during the drive. i only take it off for a few seconds of fresh air before insertion. I like to let my dick kind of warm up to the not-pussy thats gonna be surrounding it

in all honesty I put a box of condoms in a back pack, and I bring the back pack with my everywhere. girls always think I bring movies, or snacks, or maybe clothes if im staying.

its really just a box of condoms. thats it. i throw them away inside also because I dont trust anyone.

my back pack was stolen at a party from this girl I was hooking up with but didnt wanna fuck. I was black out drunk and totally fucking with her lol

she took my condom bag :( :( :( :(
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Old 01-10-2009, 06:12 PM   #14
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its really just a box of condoms. thats it. i throw them away inside also because I dont trust anyone.
afraid of someone stealing your man juice?
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Old 01-10-2009, 10:24 PM   #15
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[QUOTE=Lynch;3088986]I usually wear the condom on my dick before leavingQUOTE]

I do that! The magician once did a trick, where she moved her hand near my crotch, and then snapped her fingers, and pretended to cough something up - and guess what!!! IT WAS MY FREAKING CONDOM!!!

She majicked it off right off of my dick!!!
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Old 01-10-2009, 11:28 PM   #16
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I usually wear the condom on my dick before leavingQUOTE]

I do that! The magician once did a trick, where she moved her hand near my crotch, and then snapped her fingers, and pretended to cough something up - and guess what!!! IT WAS MY FREAKING CONDOM!!!

She majicked it off right off of my dick!!!
when I was using tons of condoms to find the right one, used the dick numbing ones, worst choice. i went to fuck this girl on the couch right as her mom got home. needless to say I through my close on without having time to remove condom. it sucked. i then went to the bathroom and threw it away.

a day later her dog pulled it out of the garbage for some reason and left it on the living room floor. LOL.

I do indeed keep condoms until i can safely dispose of them inside of the ODed homeless. someday... one will hatch.
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Old 01-10-2009, 05:45 PM   #17
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uh, just keep them in your wallet.. nothing wrong with that.
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Old 01-10-2009, 06:03 PM   #18
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front pocket....if you're really that worried about them falling out get some new jeans cause your pockets suck
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Old 01-10-2009, 07:19 PM   #19
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condoms are for faggots.

real men just fuck girls in the arse. then it doesn't matter when you come.
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Old 01-10-2009, 07:41 PM   #20
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Make her get on birth control, condoms blow.
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Old 01-10-2009, 08:25 PM   #21
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Old 01-10-2009, 10:19 PM   #22
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Old 01-11-2009, 12:38 AM   #23
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apparently the combination of pocket heat and pressure and constant movement makes them break down over time. it's like subjecting it to a 24/7 stress test, when it isn't designed to last that long.
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Old 01-13-2009, 02:48 AM   #24
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agreed. the facial expression as he's jacking off, straight after the testicle eating is priceless
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Old 01-10-2009, 09:54 PM   #26
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Guess I won't be shitting next to any girls you'll ever have sex with.
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Only put them in your wallet when you go out, when you get back home put them back in the box or wherever you keep them. A couple of hours there won't do much, the problem is keeping them there for days.
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Only put them in your wallet when you go out, when you get back home put them back in the box or wherever you keep them. A couple of hours there won't do much, the problem is keeping them there for days.
this is what i do, but usually i don't bring them back home
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this is what i do, but usually i don't bring them back home
Even when you take multiples?
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