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Old 12-08-2011, 01:36 AM   #31
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Dude it's a message board, and a shitty one at that. Don't get all mad that an incredibly fulfilling activity like a meet & greet with chaste Keyboard Warriros isn't at the top of my priorities. I'm exclusively gay and women are a waste of time--anything else?

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I'd hate to think what you lost your v-card to, you couldn't even attract the opposite sex.
Ha ha, you genuinely think because some women like having interspecies relations with farm animals that you're front cover of GQ status? Okay player.
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Old 12-08-2011, 02:03 AM   #32
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Old 12-08-2011, 02:12 AM   #33
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I'm exclusively gay and women are a waste of time--anything else?
Not trying to offend...but why do you try to look like one?
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Old 12-08-2011, 02:13 AM   #34
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Dude it's a message board, and a shitty one at that. Don't get all mad that an incredibly fulfilling activity like a meet & greet with chaste Keyboard Warriros isn't at the top of my priorities. I'm exclusively gay and women are a waste of time--anything else?



Ha ha, you genuinely think because some women like having interspecies relations with farm animals that you're front cover of GQ status? Okay player.
Hm? Oh wait, you've never touched a vagina.
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Old 12-08-2011, 02:23 AM   #35
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i love how this thread is turning into a learning experience about trannies
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Old 12-08-2011, 02:29 AM   #36
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Dude it's a message board, and a shitty one at that.
Stop posting/looking then. Just a suggestion.
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Old 12-08-2011, 02:35 AM   #37
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Do trannies check the "male" or "female" box on applications? Also, what bathrooms do they use?
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Old 12-08-2011, 02:39 AM   #38
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Not trying to offend...but why do you try to look like one?
Yeah, this has always puzzled me. Never bothered asking any of the trannies at my school. If you can't stand women, why do you mask yourself as such?
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Old 12-08-2011, 02:40 AM   #39
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It's too deep for us to understand (taking deep dicks that is).
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Old 12-08-2011, 02:50 AM   #40
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Yeah, this has always puzzled me. Never bothered asking any of the trannies at my school. If you can't stand women, why do you mask yourself as such?
Ha ha, aren't you the dude that tried to convince me I was a woman on the inside? Please tell me your amrchair psychology extends into more humorous things, like Necrophaggot lyrics. That would be worth reading.

Any way, the feminine form and womanhood are two different things. Keep in mind not only do I hold this view, but many bras were burned by women themselves in the name of reinforcing this distinction.
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Old 12-08-2011, 03:09 AM   #41
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Ha ha, aren't you the dude that tried to convince me I was a woman on the inside? Please tell me your amrchair psychology extends into more humorous things, like Necrophaggot lyrics. That would be worth reading.

Any way, the feminine form and womanhood are two different things. Keep in mind not only do I hold this view, but many bras were burned by women themselves in the name of reinforcing this distinction.
Dude ur mad.
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Old 12-08-2011, 05:36 AM   #42
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Old 12-08-2011, 05:37 AM   #43
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Thread is awesome haha.

So much funny shit on this forum lately.
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Old 12-08-2011, 05:52 AM   #44
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what bathroom do you use skeet?
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Old 12-08-2011, 06:40 AM   #45
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Any guy can fuck a beautiful woman. It takes a real man to fuck a beast.

Way to go dude.

hahaha.

awesome thread is awesome. and thank you for the pics skeety poo...
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Old 12-08-2011, 06:43 AM   #46
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you probably kissed her too.
oh dude, i definitely did NOT kiss her. i'm almost 99% on that...
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Old 12-08-2011, 06:47 AM   #47
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triple-post... but i have to know
1. who's taking these pictures? do you have a camera stand or something??
2. where the fuck do you buy whatever that is that you're wearing? is that a swimsuit? do you wear that to the pool?
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Old 12-08-2011, 06:48 AM   #48
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Ha ha, aren't you the dude that tried to convince me I was a woman on the inside? Please tell me your amrchair psychology extends into more humorous things, like Necrophaggot lyrics. That would be worth reading.

Any way, the feminine form and womanhood are two different things. Keep in mind not only do I hold this view, but many bras were burned by women themselves in the name of reinforcing this distinction.

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Old 12-08-2011, 08:08 AM   #49
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I wonder what the diameter of skeet's gaping asshole is.

Skeet, can you check for us and give an update ? thanks
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Old 12-08-2011, 08:30 AM   #50
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I wonder what the diameter of skeet's gaping asshole is.

Skeet, can you check for us and give an update ? thanks
nothing wrong with gaping assholes, well, as long as they belong to women.
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Old 12-08-2011, 09:04 AM   #51
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Old 12-08-2011, 09:56 AM   #53
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Old 12-08-2011, 10:11 AM   #54
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Hahahaha. Brilliant.
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Ha ha, aren't you the dude that tried to convince me I was a woman on the inside? Please tell me your amrchair psychology extends into more humorous things, like Necrophaggot lyrics. That would be worth reading.

Any way, the feminine form and womanhood are two different things. Keep in mind not only do I hold this view, but many bras were burned by women themselves in the name of reinforcing this distinction.
http://www.snopes.com/history/american/burnbra.asp
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Old 12-08-2011, 12:48 PM   #56
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Hm? Oh wait, you've never touched a vagina.
I don't think this has quite the punch you intend to somebody who doesn't care about berginas.
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Old 12-08-2011, 12:49 PM   #57
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$$$ le duh
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Old 12-08-2011, 12:51 PM   #58
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Old 12-08-2011, 02:41 PM   #59
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my god, the second page had me in tears.

love all of you with all my heart.
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