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Old 01-22-2010, 11:12 PM   #1381
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http://www.videosift.com/video/Man-s...into-his-PENIS

Well i know what I'm doing for the next six years.
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Old 01-22-2010, 11:52 PM   #1382
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She doesn't have exams as far as I know. If she does, I'll be surprised if she does well on them. I do know she's doing her double major in teaching and education. She's crazy smart so she'll be fine.

Thank you all for the kind comments, I informed her about the community because she likes some Dillinger and she was very happy about the support.
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Old 01-23-2010, 05:18 PM   #1383
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Old 01-24-2010, 02:29 AM   #1384
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Just had butt sex with my GF.

Poo was on my penis. So disgusted, I had a shower and kept repeating "Unclean...unclean."
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Old 01-24-2010, 03:07 AM   #1385
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Just had butt sex with my GF.

Poo was on my penis. So disgusted, I had a shower and kept repeating "Unclean...unclean."
Why didn't you wear a condom?
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Old 01-24-2010, 03:19 AM   #1386
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I have a severe allergy to latex. Which really fucking sucks.
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Old 01-24-2010, 03:23 AM   #1387
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Just had butt sex with my GF.

Poo was on my penis. So disgusted, I had a shower and kept repeating "Unclean...unclean."
That's what you get for making love to an asshole. Did you at least finish the loving before noticing the poo? Or was it coitus interruptus?
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Old 01-24-2010, 03:46 AM   #1388
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Mike- glad to hear your sister's doing better, but what the fuck @ butt secks. That shit would turn me off so hard (pun fucking intended).
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Old 01-24-2010, 03:56 AM   #1389
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Just had butt sex with my GF.

Poo was on my penis. So disgusted, I had a shower and kept repeating "Unclean...unclean."
Start slamming cranberry juice man. Or better yet, d-mannose. I just got over a uti, and they are not fun.
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Old 01-24-2010, 07:47 AM   #1390
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Latex free?
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Old 01-24-2010, 07:59 AM   #1391
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Meh cant post the link for stupid moderation, but search for "Anal With Constipated Girlfriend", then you will see how lucky you were.
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Old 01-24-2010, 12:11 PM   #1392
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There is more info I could share about my allergy but it would just be a bit personal and pointless. Even though I feel my relationship with you forum dwellers is up there in importance, I must say it would be a long time before I go into details about such things.

Thanks Drift, the whole family is a bit happier as of late.


@Okur I looked down for a second and was like "AHHHHHHHHHH NOOO..." then I stopped it and ran to the shower where I felt like a deviant whore who just fucked a trick for money only to realize that I was at the bottom of society.
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Old 01-24-2010, 12:19 PM   #1393
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Hahah, love it.
I do wonder whether i'll ever feel a desire for anal... perhaps one day.
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Old 01-24-2010, 12:20 PM   #1394
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The thought of getting shit on my penis has pretty much consumed and ruined most of my day, i feel for you jabber i really do.
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Old 01-24-2010, 12:36 PM   #1395
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I tried to go to the bathroom this morning and ended up getting in the shower and washing myself again. The image will never leave my head.
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Old 01-24-2010, 12:58 PM   #1396
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Hahah, i hope this hasn't tarnished the relationship in any way.
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Old 01-24-2010, 01:58 PM   #1397
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She was laughing at me profusely.
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That laugh was half embarrassment, trust me :P
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Old 01-24-2010, 02:21 PM   #1399
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More like full embarrassment. Has this changed how you look at her as a person, Mike? It sure as hell would for me.

"Hey Tyler! I missed you! Also, I'm so feminine and gorgeous!"

"Get the fuck away, my penis has been covered in your feces."
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I am calm now. I developed a coffee addiction last week as I had never tried coffee in my 21 years of life. Now I drink three cups a day after a week of drinking it.
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Tell me about it.. i've always dabbled in it, but i got hold of a filter machine and a few varieties of ground coffee a few months ago. At my worst i'm having 5 or 6 a day. Sleeping is becoming a problem at times.
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Old 01-24-2010, 02:25 PM   #1402
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I'm a tea guy. At least 4 cups a day.
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I like tea too. I always have one when i wake up because coffee is a little too dry and dehydrating for the morning.
My mum drinks about ten or more cups of tea a day, she has a problem.
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I drink a fair bit of tea still. I'm a huge fan of fruit teas like strawberry and pomegranate. I want to try and quit drinking pop/soda this year and just stick to milk, juice, water, and tea/coffee.
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I love chai tea the most, I think. I have a weird fascination with Indian culture in general lately, so I think that may be part of it.
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Chai related beverages give me stomach issues. I tried this caramel green tea latte thing at a coffee shop on Friday. Looked like slurm from Futurama and tasted like crack-cocaine. I've had the chance to try Starbucks too. It was alright, not worth the money spent.
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Caramel green tea latte? Sounds interesting.
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Bollocks- do I play Chrono Trigger all day or watch a movie?
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Which movie? And if you have all day to play Chrono Trigger.. why not just watch the movie then play it?
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Has happened to me too jabberwocky, naturally I went into panic mode and smeared it onto the sheets, proceeded to run into the shower and stayed there for an hour.
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