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Old 10-08-2009, 06:04 AM   #151
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What's Gregg's problem with bannanas?
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Old 10-08-2009, 09:38 AM   #152
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it's his pet hate, along with people put ridicculous doublle lletters in thinggs
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Old 10-08-2009, 04:35 PM   #153
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Old 10-08-2009, 06:31 PM   #154
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Hate away sisters. Bannannaass are delicious.
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Does anyone know the pressing info for Calculating Infinity?
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well if you really have to know it's a record by Dillinger Escape Plan, who my friend likes but i think are kinda gay. Its really fast and heavy and super hard to play. You can get it most places these days for not very much. All the other info is far less pressing.
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Old 11-19-2009, 03:12 AM   #157
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well if you really have to know it's a record by Dillinger Escape Plan, who my friend likes but i think are kinda gay. Its really fast and heavy and super hard to play. You can get it most places these days for not very much. All the other info is far less pressing.
You sir recieve my cunty pun of the day award.
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Dear Dillinger

I am 6'8" tall and I fell asleep with a lit cigarette once. Would you write a song about my awesome experience?

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Dear Dillinger

I am 6'8" tall and I fell asleep with a lit cigarette once. Would you write a song about my awesome experience?

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They already did. "He calls me all the time".
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Heh.






I don't get it.
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Old 11-24-2009, 06:45 PM   #162
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Old 11-30-2009, 02:26 PM   #163
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I still don't get it.
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I still don't get it.
I was just refering to the "he calls me all the time" part of the video because I'm a nerd and I can't let stupid jokes go.
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Old 12-01-2009, 12:02 PM   #165
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Dear Dillinger

I am 6'8" tall and I fell asleep with a lit cigarette once. Would you write a song about my awesome experience?

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A little late but...I'm pretty sure Mike Patton already nailed down how you felt when you woke up and realized what was happening: "MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY"

"Blow smoke rings straight back in time"...
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Does Ben know Kevin Smith? They're both from NJ.
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I happen to be a nerd too and so am pleased to make your acquaintance, Mr. Greene. I dare point out that your reference is somewhat tenuous.

Monsieur setvak, touché.
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I happen to be a nerd too and so am pleased to make your acquaintance, Mr. Greene. I dare point out that your reference is somewhat tenuous.

Monsieur setvak, touché.

I had to look up what tenuous meant and I agree with you.
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Does anybody know what the song is called that gil is jamming to here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lNi9ZKO_0g
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Old 12-11-2009, 07:34 AM   #171
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What are some road tested tips on keeping from getting sick?
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Wash your hands as much as possible. And that means after you piss guys! :P It might sound stupid, but I do and i stay well all year long. A housemate of mine i know doesn't wash his hands very much, or after he pisses, and he's constantly coughing and suffering from some mild illness.
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Old 12-11-2009, 10:22 PM   #173
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Yeah, and other than covering coughs / sneezes and eating healthy, there's not a whole lot you CAN do.
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I've gone to shows sick and gotten sick from them as well. They are hot and the accomidations are cramped. Pretty much a breeding ground for illness. I imagine it takes a pretty strong immune system to tour.
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What are some road tested tips on keeping from getting sick?
Eat good food, not processed stuff. Food with actual nutritional content. Keep clean, get fresh air, stay away from mouth breathers.
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I've gone to shows sick and gotten sick from them as well. They are hot and the accomidations are cramped. Pretty much a breeding ground for illness. I imagine it takes a pretty strong immune system to tour.
I got a real bad case of the head lice from my first Dillinger show. Some greasy fuck with long hair in front of me, i'm certain.
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I got a real bad case of the head lice from my first Dillinger show. Some greasy fuck with long hair in front of me, i'm certain.
Oh man at the dillinger show in Sweden i was sure i was going to get lice or some shit. 3 half naked swedish long haired sweaty guys (really hot day) dancing and rubbing against everyone. God that was nasty but it was pretty funny seeing Greg trying to avoid them.
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Eat good food, not processed stuff. Food with actual nutritional content. Keep clean, get fresh air, stay away from mouth breathers.
Oi, I'm a mouth breather, and I rarely get sick. Last time I got outta school due to illness was at least 2 years ago.
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Have we ever talked about, or have any of the members of DEP ever spoken publicly about the Anal Cunt song 'Anyone who likes the dillinger escape plan is a faggot'. Given that its Anal Cunt i highly doubt it was intended as a sincere jab at DEP, but for those who haven't read the lyrics:

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harvey fierstein told me you guys ruled
john zorn called to tell me you're great
the caller i.d. was from a gay bar
you guys fucking suck

any guy who likes you
like neurosis and dicks up his ass
you think you're so fucking original
gay bars used to be original too

you never get bad reviews
because all the writers shoot up cum
everyone who likes you
is a gay homosexual faggot
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Yeah, i've wondered about that too.
Those lyrics are genius.
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