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Old 07-04-2011, 01:26 AM   #1
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Happy 4th of July









It's Independence Day and I'm gonna be Red, White, and Buzzed. I hope my fellow Americans will join me in celebrating the 235 years since we told England to fuck off.

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Old 07-04-2011, 01:55 AM   #2
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Happy independence from o agujero da mae day Rino
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Old 07-04-2011, 02:20 AM   #3
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happy day-when-the-brits-in-america-stopped-paying-british-taxes day
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Old 07-04-2011, 02:39 AM   #4
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Was expecting an onslaught of of 'murica autoplay youtube clips. Also, I had one of those lame American flag Bud's recently. Lol'd then, lol'd now.
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Old 07-04-2011, 02:53 AM   #5
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it sucks that it landed on a monday. i don't know if there'll be bbq's to go to =(
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Old 07-04-2011, 03:05 AM   #6
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Claimed edge the other night. Will not be drinking a beer for Merca today.

makes me a xTerroristx amirite?

Also, this Budweiser american flag shit is lulzy. On one hand, our founding fathers would have preferred locally brewed beer and would be anti mindlessly supporting z-rate beer from a corporate conglomerate shitpile like Budweiser.

On the ooother hand...

Nothing is more contemporary American like guzzling z-rate beer and being pseudo-patriotic at the same time and just havin your beer gut hangin out on a tractor whilst doing so jammin out to Thin Lizzy and exploding 400 dollars worth of boring shit fireworks.

America, fuck yeah.
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Old 07-04-2011, 03:45 AM   #7
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Old 07-04-2011, 09:35 AM   #8
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Happy birthday to the country that created Metallica, Slayer, and Morbid Angel
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Old 07-04-2011, 09:45 AM   #9
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Old 07-04-2011, 10:14 AM   #10
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Old 07-04-2011, 10:24 AM   #11
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on a tractor jammin out to Thin Lizzy
That's the Irish in them coming out. Haha.
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Old 07-04-2011, 11:01 AM   #12
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Old 07-04-2011, 01:00 PM   #13
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Budweiser
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Thin Lizzy
Irish.


But yeah anyway, have a good day guys. Fuck the tea drinkers and such.
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Old 07-04-2011, 01:48 PM   #14
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it's also Rino bday lol
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Old 07-04-2011, 01:58 PM   #15
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any day where i can call the saxons a bunch of anusbeard pickin cowards is a good day to me. cheers
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Old 07-04-2011, 02:12 PM   #16
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Claimed edge the other night.
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Old 07-04-2011, 02:46 PM   #17
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Old 07-04-2011, 03:11 PM   #18
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Czech.
It has to be noted though, that the Czech Budweiser is actually a good beer and only shares the name with it's American pendant.
What a blasphemy to call this pisswater "King of Beer".
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Old 07-04-2011, 03:43 PM   #19
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Old 07-04-2011, 04:13 PM   #20
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Claimed edge the other night. Still will not get laid.
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Old 07-04-2011, 04:42 PM   #21
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Maybe one day we will claim independence from the corporations that now run America. In the mean time fuck England.
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Old 07-04-2011, 05:18 PM   #22
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Right, because the point of being straight edge is obviously to go out and have tons of sex.

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Old 07-04-2011, 05:25 PM   #23
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The point of being straight edge precisely, is being a massive faggot.
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Old 07-04-2011, 05:28 PM   #24
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The point of being straight edge precisely, is being a massive faggot.
I'm a faggot because I choose not to drink, smoke, or risk STDs? Right.
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Old 07-04-2011, 05:31 PM   #25
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I'm a faggot because I choose not to drink, smoke, or risk STDs? Right.
it's retarded putting a label on it, it's just begging for attention. ''hey, you wanna smoke with us ?'', ''NAH MAN IM STRAIGHT EDGE, I DNT WANNA GET STDs''
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Old 07-04-2011, 05:44 PM   #26
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great argument. Would have sounded reasonable if I were a 7th grader.
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Old 07-04-2011, 06:05 PM   #27
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you guys! What's wrong with saying you're, taking the edge?

how else are we supposed to know!!? If we didn't, all the those edgetakers would be just be boring modest people!

bad! bad!!
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Old 07-04-2011, 06:10 PM   #28
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Why the hell am I tagged?

Also, lol @ needing to "claim edge" to keep off drugs and alcohol. I haven't touched either my entire life and I'm in my mid twenties. I guarantee you like every kid that tries this you'll be breaking in 2 years at best.

Pose on.
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Old 07-04-2011, 06:19 PM   #29
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Would have sounded reasonable if I were a 7th grader.
You sound like a 7th grader if you talk about straight edge.
Apart from being "straight edge" is super boring, the people I know that don't smoke or drink would never think about feeling cool about it or s.th.
If they were alcoholics before and had to stop, they would say "I'm clean".
Talking about being straight edge is basically like saying "I don't drink but I am still a super cool guy", which is just narcissistic.
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Old 07-04-2011, 06:49 PM   #30
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I agree with the straight edge bashing. It's just a stupid label that people apply to themselves to feel a sense of cool and belonging. Many people live relatively clean lives without needing to dress it up as a sub-culture.

The clean living part of straight edge is a good idea but categorisation of it as a sub-culture just seems retarded, especially when people say they "claimed edge the other night". Why not just say that you've recently decided to try to live a cleaner and healthier lifestyle?

It's the same kind of group mentality that is rife in musical sub-culture aswell. Something I used to subscribe to but have come to realise the pointlessness of. IMO caring about scene points is evidence of a really unfulfilled and purposeless existence.

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