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Old 11-01-2011, 08:13 AM   #61
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It shows you fucking retard.
*sigh*, I knew someone was going to make the joke. You'd have to be blind not to have seen that coming from a mile away.

but no it doesn't make a difference. if you're blaming weed for acting like a retard, sorry to break it you, but you're already way up there on the scale.
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Old 11-01-2011, 11:23 AM   #62
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*sigh*, I knew someone was going to make the joke. You'd have to be blind not to have seen that coming from a mile away.

but no it doesn't make a difference. if you're blaming weed for acting like a retard, sorry to break it you, but you're already way up there on the scale.
ARE YOU MAD RIGHT NOW BRO
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Old 11-01-2011, 03:31 PM   #63
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way to derail the dick thread... goddammit! can't you two faggots quit bitching even in one thread??? there were dicks! that thing posed DICK OUT WITH CHASM CDS and you two faggits can't quit arguing about weed? what the hell is wrong with you? this could've been so much more... so much more...
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Old 11-01-2011, 03:42 PM   #64
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I think everyone should post their dick, in fact, I demand it. Here is a pic of me perching my cool dick atop my buddy's head as he sleeps. He couldn't understand why he felt so amazing when he woke up. And yes, I have since trimmed, thanks for asking

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Old 11-01-2011, 06:46 PM   #65
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That's pretty fucking gay.
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Old 11-01-2011, 06:49 PM   #66
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Old 11-01-2011, 06:52 PM   #67
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That's pretty fucking gay.


Stop jerking off to it then, faggot
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Old 11-01-2011, 06:56 PM   #68
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Wow if that's your soft sausage your blood sausage must be mighty.
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Old 11-01-2011, 07:01 PM   #69
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Old 11-01-2011, 07:02 PM   #70
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I think everyone should post their dick, in fact, I demand it. Here is a pic of me perching my cool dick atop my buddy's head as he sleeps. He couldn't understand why he felt so amazing when he woke up. And yes, I have since trimmed, thanks for asking

What is this, superjointritualfans.com you homo? Please, get your own gay thread. I don't want to be competing for BTK's PMs here.

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Skeet is going to be a woman for Halloween


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Old 11-01-2011, 07:05 PM   #71
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Stop jerking off to it then, faggot
I CANT STOP OK
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Old 11-01-2011, 07:06 PM   #72
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lol u hang out with paedophiles
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Old 11-01-2011, 07:22 PM   #73
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lol, getting fired for looking at this thread would be very embarrassing. I'm imagining being called into my supervisor's office, where he's showing me screenshots of this thread. Don't even know what I'd say lol

Reason for termination: "looking at weiners and men in butterfly costumes at work"

Coworkers: "Wow, I didn't know Nick was a faggot"

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Old 11-01-2011, 07:55 PM   #74
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Old 11-01-2011, 08:03 PM   #75
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Old 11-01-2011, 08:18 PM   #76
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Reason for termination: "looking at weiners and men in butterfly costumes at work"
I before E except after C
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Old 11-01-2011, 09:35 PM   #77
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lol u hang out with paedophiles
That's my buddy dressed as Walter Sobchak. He's in the doorway because...it's his fucking room and he walked in during the photo.
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Old 11-01-2011, 09:42 PM   #78
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Old 11-01-2011, 09:52 PM   #79
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Nah I was more like, "SHIT, WALTER...! YOU FUCKED IT UP. YOU FUCKED IT UP!"

And then he was like, "DUDE, ARE YOU FUCKING THIS UP?"

And the Camera man was like, "WHO IS THAT?"
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Old 11-01-2011, 09:58 PM   #80
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Camera man aye?

So where's the rest of the scene with you and your 'buddy'?
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Old 11-01-2011, 10:06 PM   #81
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There wasn't a camera man. I just needed someone to fill in Uli's dialogue.
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Old 11-01-2011, 10:21 PM   #82
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well at least the bee didn't have it's stinger out

and by the way..fuck this.

all the little boys you have exposed yourself to on the interweb will catch up with you Skeet.





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Old 11-01-2011, 10:41 PM   #83
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Old 11-01-2011, 10:58 PM   #84
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well at least the bee didn't have it's stinger out
Laughed so hard at that
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Old 11-01-2011, 11:58 PM   #85
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Reason for termination: "looking at weiners and men in butterfly costumes at work"

sigh
dude he's a bee.

Also I play a dangerous game as well looking at this thread at work with a coworker 2ft away.
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Old 11-02-2011, 03:35 AM   #86
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What the fuck. You seriously want him to spell it wiener? That's fucking MADNESS
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Old 11-02-2011, 03:59 AM   #87
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Old 11-02-2011, 04:38 AM   #88
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lol.. looks like he's telling Skeet, "You got 5 fuckin' minutes to tuck your shit behind your crack and do what else you need to before the johns start rollin' up, bitch! I'm expectin' to get paid!"
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Old 11-02-2011, 09:23 AM   #89
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Holy fuck, thread finally delivered....I'm seriously in tears...

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