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Old 11-01-2007, 10:32 PM   #1
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First time getting busted.

So last night most of my friends went up to NIU to a party, but those of us who had to work/didn't want to go for whatever reason stayed behind, so i decided rather than go around searching for a halloween party at 10:00 at night, i'd just throw a get together at my place.


So there were about 8 of us there in my basement, doors closed, where you can't really hear shit upstairs, and despite me living in a townhome, certainly not outside or in the next hosue. We were playing some beer pong, listening to some music, and drinking... whatever. Standard stuff. We weren't even loud anyway.


So anyway, 11:30 rolls around and I guess someone heard my doorbell rang. Now there had been a couple other people that I invited, and i've always heard "cops don't ring your doorbell, they'll knock". So I answered thinking at worst it was gonna be my neighbor asking us to be quiet or threatening us or something. (see my other thread from forever ago about my neighbor). Nope, it was the cops.

At this point I had already accepted what was happening, and have learned from experience that whatever "loopholes" people think they know about law enforcement are usually easy to get around for cops, and that the best thing by far is to be honest about the big shit, and worry about the small shit as it comes.

So I admit to having people over, and there being underage drinking, blah blah blah, we all get drinking tickets, mine is currently up on my wall of tickets, along with my breathalizer (only .116).


It was pretty funny though, when i went to blow the mixture of being nervous and being slightly drunk was enough to cause me to suck instead of blow.
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Old 11-01-2007, 10:38 PM   #4
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Old 11-01-2007, 10:38 PM   #5
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AHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH Oh my fucking god! i just laughed so fucking hard. dude you fucking suck.
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Old 11-02-2007, 01:38 AM   #12
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So I admit to having people over, and there being underage drinking, blah blah blah, we all get drinking tickets, mine is currently up on my wall of tickets, along with my breathalizer (only .116).
Wall of tickets? How mandy do you have then and what did you do to get them?
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Old 11-02-2007, 10:50 AM   #14
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Old 11-02-2007, 10:52 AM   #15
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to be honest, it is gay that they will knock on the door of a private property and "bust" you for drinking. that doesnt happen here :)
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Old 11-02-2007, 11:56 AM   #17
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so what did you get charged with? and you felt drunk with a .11? wow.
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Old 11-02-2007, 04:59 PM   #18
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yeah well it was in the course of idk an hour? Keep in mind it wasn't even midnight yet.

Anyway, ok "fail", yeah... exactly that was the point of the thread, r-tards.


and LOL at my quote.


And Iain, shutup. NOTHING is worse than your straight edge thread. This was just sharing a story. That is all. You're just fucking gay. I'm gonna laugh when you start eating steak you fucking spineless faggot.
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First time getting busted?

More like, first time getting a nut busted on you!

I still can't help but lol at how gay that quote is man. Holy fuck
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Old 11-03-2007, 02:46 AM   #22
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ahha yeah seriously wtf. freudian slip? haha. and as far as tickets go


4 speeding (yeah yaeh i know.)
1 littering (didn't do it. gay story)
1 somethin about fireworks. It was retarded. I had an already lit firework in my car from last 4th of july because it was the one and only time i've ever attempted running from cops (in a car at least) and i totally succeeded. Its memorabilia. Anyway, got pulled over for "driving too close to the curb" or something retarded, and he saw the roman candle, and gave me a ticket for it. Idk. retarded.
and this one now for drinking.

yeah it covers a decent portion of my wall.
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at a party, my girlfriend and i were standing outside having a cigarette when the cops pull up. the stupid thing would, of course, be to run wildly to my car so we stood there. they were like "so what's going on here?" then we explained that it was obviously a party, noting all the cars and the loud music. then one cop said "well you guys should probably..." and we left. a bunch of kids got busted that night. that's my only encounter with the police.
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#1 best thing to do when the cops roll up: hide the weed and sit the fuck still.

same shit happened to me as you said, crackrock, except we were smoking a bowl outside. literally right after i blew the ash out of my bowl the cops roll up because we had a cd player on. weed smoke was still in the air. i was hidden behind a truck from where the cops parked so i just threw by bowl in a bush and put my weed bag in an altoids can i had in my pocket and set it down on the steps. high as fuck, we shot the shit with the cops for about 5 minutes and they took off. no harm no foul - and a decent story.
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mate, that's not even a good story. just a sequence of menial, boring events.
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ahha yeah seriously wtf. freudian slip? haha. and as far as tickets go


4 speeding (yeah yaeh i know.)
1 littering (didn't do it. gay story)
1 somethin about fireworks. It was retarded. I had an already lit firework in my car from last halloween because it was the one and only time i've ever attempted running from cops (in a car at least) and i totally succeeded. Its memorabilia. Anyway, got pulled over for "driving too close to the curb" or something retarded, and he saw the roman candle, and gave me a ticket for it. Idk. retarded.
and this one now for drinking.

yeah it covers a decent portion of my wall.
Tell us about the littering! Story time! Story time! It doesn't matter how gay it is.
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guess you had to be there.
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Most fucked up thing that has ever happened to me is when I was almost hit, and then confronted by a drunk cop after I had just finished smoking a blunt. We were walking out of a parking lot, he drove right at us, then we got out of the way, he looped around, got out of his car and talked to us about how dark it was outside (obviously suggesting that it was too dark to have any reason to be at the skate park we blazed at), and then stumbled back into his cruiser, and went right out of the parking lot. Then we went to walk back to the center of my town, which was a left out of the parking lot, and just after we crossed the street, he swirved past us, put on his lights, put them off and sped away.

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