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Old 02-01-2009, 12:22 AM   #151
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Holy shit. You want to sound like mortician? GTFO!
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Old 02-01-2009, 12:25 AM   #152
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like a fucking Bach sweep!
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Old 02-01-2009, 12:27 AM   #153
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This thread is fucking EPIC
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Old 02-01-2009, 05:31 AM   #154
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NO ITS NOT IN MY HEAD. I PLAN ON LETTING A BEUIFUL GIRL LITEN TO IT TONIGHT AND I MAY EVEN LOSE MY VIRGINITY SO FUCK YOU. THGE FIRST TIME YOU HAD SEX WAS PROBABLY IN A CAR LISTENING TO THE DOORS OR SOMWTHING GAY. IM GONNA FUCK TO THE SOUND OF MY TALENT!!!!!!!!
The Doors can sweep better than Malmsteen, faggot. Just play ''Riders on the Storm'' backwards and you'll hear a fucking shred orchestra.
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Old 02-01-2009, 05:36 AM   #155
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Old 02-01-2009, 05:45 AM   #156
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no but you guys are supposed to understand a level 2.5435 troll when you see one
It's no wonder ChavezBass and other people took him seriously though.
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Old 02-01-2009, 09:30 AM   #157
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Oh no! He is at level 9000:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7liYfhRgXGk
I must bow to the trolls of this video. LOL!
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Old 02-01-2009, 09:33 AM   #158
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I almost lost my virfinity last night. Im gonna post the video later today. I have to go now bwcause I'm arranging a piece in d monor for my symphmony. The vid wil crush all and prove im for real and that im yngwie friend. In a part of the video we are drinking beers togther talking about different ways to approach the harmonic minor scale. You guys prob. wont undertstand what were talinkg abbout because yer unfamiliar with moders
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Old 02-01-2009, 09:49 AM   #159
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Old 02-01-2009, 09:50 AM   #160
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I almost lost my virfinity last night. Im gonna post the video later today.
No one wants to see your fat ass attempting to enter my dog, asshole. Seriously, I am getting the police on your ass you dog molesting faggot.
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Old 02-01-2009, 09:51 AM   #161
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Perfect parody of those guitareros who care about nothing else but guitar stuff
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Old 02-01-2009, 10:19 AM   #162
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D monor? Never heard of that key.
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Old 02-01-2009, 10:22 AM   #163
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D monor? Never heard of that key.
thats a typo!!!

its called D mongor
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Old 02-01-2009, 10:52 AM   #164
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Haha fuck, this thread is awesome. Joe's been around for a while.

And the Oprah thing: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Maybe they'll be the next thing the audience finds under their seats.
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Old 02-01-2009, 11:27 AM   #165
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It's no wonder ChavezBass and other people took him seriously though.
Dude I've been keeping up with him for the lols have you not read my posts?
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Old 02-01-2009, 11:44 AM   #166
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Dude I've been keeping up with him for the lols have you not read my posts?
Hmyeah but I'm pretty tired so yeah what no maybe because.
Your ChavezBand is really cool, just listening. DOn't know why I'm posting this here.
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Old 02-01-2009, 12:11 PM   #167
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Your ChavezBand is really cool, just listening. DOn't know why I'm posting this here.
because there's no punishment for off-topic in this forum haha thanks man, glad many people here liked it
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Old 02-01-2009, 12:15 PM   #168
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we are drinking beers togther talking about different ways to approach the harmonic minor scale.
AHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
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Old 02-01-2009, 02:08 PM   #169
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Hahahahahahahahahahaa... Can't be real though.

Funny thing is, I remember Matt responding to this JoeKort character multiple times, as if he knew who he was... Hmmm...
I beg to differ! Joe is the most talented guitar player ever next to me! I taught him well and it is very obvious that you are all jealous of his incredible talent as a musician and songwriter. I send him e-mail all the time because we take pictures of the scales we use in powertab and compare speed and cock size.
My point is you are jealous that He is my best friend an we scallop our fretboards together.
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Old 02-01-2009, 02:10 PM   #170
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is officially THEE greatest thread ever!
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Old 02-01-2009, 02:10 PM   #171
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D monor? Never heard of that key.
Thats because you're not talented. This key is located in between the root 5 and 7 chord of all theory based in phrygian. Joe is very talented and he is the fastest. You are the president of the CUM CLUB.
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Old 02-01-2009, 02:11 PM   #172
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Yngwie Malmsteen ahahaha
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Old 02-01-2009, 02:13 PM   #173
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I almost lost my virfinity last night. Im gonna post the video later today. I have to go now bwcause I'm arranging a piece in d monor for my symphmony. The vid wil crush all and prove im for real and that im yngwie friend. In a part of the video we are drinking beers togther talking about different ways to approach the harmonic minor scale. You guys prob. wont undertstand what were talinkg abbout because yer unfamiliar with moders
Im glad you are almost gettting layd. Those synphoneys I helped you with are amazing and you are the best and my favorite student. Don't listen to any of these asshole especially chavezbass and quartertone. They are the sultans of CUM! You rule pal! Keep up the shred!
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Old 02-01-2009, 02:17 PM   #174
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Old 02-01-2009, 02:17 PM   #175
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Im glad you are almost gettting layd. Those synphoneys I helped you with are amazing and you are the best and my favorite student. Don't listen to any of these asshole especially chavezbass and quartertone. They are the sultans of CUM! You rule pal! Keep up the shred!
Thanks Yngwie! Iknow Im the best and I dont know why I let these cumlords get to me. I kissed that girl last night btu we didn't fuck. Ill post my vids of extreme shred and that will shut everyone up. Im glad you started to post here so now everyone will believe me that we are friends and that im not just making this shit up. Your a true pal.
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Old 02-01-2009, 02:21 PM   #176
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My point is you are jealous that He is my best friend an we scallop our fretboards together.
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Old 02-01-2009, 02:39 PM   #177
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Old 02-01-2009, 02:39 PM   #178
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Old 02-01-2009, 03:08 PM   #179
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Nah, now the trolling is too obvious. Yngwie should've stayed behind the scenes.
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:48 PM   #180
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Nah, now the trolling is too obvious. Yngwie should've stayed behind the scenes.
don't tell me you ain't laughing your ass off on the yngwie posts man! hahahaha whoever this joe kort guy is deserves a medal
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