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Old 01-29-2006, 08:58 PM   #31
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definitely "BOOM HEADSHOT"
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Old 01-29-2006, 09:05 PM   #32
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Old 01-29-2006, 10:52 PM   #33
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Why go to all these obscure words when there are plenty of common nouns not taken?

Telephone
Rocking Chair
Thermos
Banana
Napkin
Cauliflower

If those aren't brutal enough, add death to the end. But I think they are fine as is. I can't remember all these stupid ass names, gorgiastic incestectamy, ingurgitating exculteration, neurologistical exhumation. I'll be like, "wow that band rules! too bad i'm never going to be able to remember their fucking name to be able to buy their album or anything".
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Old 01-29-2006, 10:55 PM   #34
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Why go to all these obscure words when there are plenty of common nouns not taken?

Telephone
Rocking Chair
Thermos
Banana
Napkin
Cauliflower

If those aren't brutal enough, add death to the end. But I think they are fine as is. I can't remember all these stupid ass names, gorgiastic incestectamy, ingurgitating exculteration, neurologistical exhumation. I'll be like, "wow that band rules! too bad i'm never going to be able to remember their fucking name to be able to buy their album or anything".
Excellent point.

Let's combine a few words that don't go together:
Cheese Napkin
Guitar Boots
Penguin Hubcaps

Or get your three face on:
Watching Forest Cables
Calander Pencil Anger
Weeped Phallus Ingrown

I'd be surprised if you heard some quality gurgling, Ricky-Martin blasting and sick sweeps, you'd forget that the band was called "Cheese Napkin."
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Old 01-29-2006, 11:18 PM   #35
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too bad "ancient buttgrease" is allready taken. that would be a winner for sure.
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Old 01-29-2006, 11:35 PM   #36
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"Cellar Door". seriously. like not even joking. that would be a cool band name. or "Banana Phone". or "Veal Phone." that would be delicious.
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Old 01-29-2006, 11:48 PM   #37
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i have the name for your band.

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Magic Johnson's Broken Condom

or

Santa Vs. Fireball Jesus

or

Big Penis (the band)
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Old 01-30-2006, 12:07 AM   #38
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"Cellar Door". seriously. like not even joking. that would be a cool band name. or "Banana Phone". or "Veal Phone." that would be delicious.
So you're a donnie darko fan? great movie.
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Old 01-30-2006, 01:41 AM   #39
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[QUOTE=Pantala Naga Pampa]Excellent point.



Or get your three face on:

Weeped Phallus Ingrown
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Hahaha! Just change it a bit to Weeping ingrown Phallus and you're off to the races!
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Old 01-30-2006, 01:42 AM   #40
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Cool band name = Cohesive Roar
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Old 01-30-2006, 02:43 AM   #41
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Fornicophilia - Basically means you get turned on by insects.
Fecal Blasphemy (haha, had this one for a while, probably going to name a song that)
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Old 01-30-2006, 03:49 AM   #42
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I think "IDDQD" would be a great band name, for like a not completely serious band...if you didn't know, that's the Godmode Cheat for the original Doom PC games, haha.
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Old 01-30-2006, 04:24 AM   #43
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Old 01-30-2006, 04:28 AM   #44
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...matter of fact I think I might use that for some one off thing later on.
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Old 01-30-2006, 04:33 AM   #45
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I really like GUITAR BOOTS, that is an awesome/cute name.
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Old 01-30-2006, 04:38 AM   #46
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"Cellar Door".
taken, i know those guys, it's melodic alternative with a harmonica LOL
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Old 01-30-2006, 07:23 AM   #47
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Old 01-30-2006, 09:30 AM   #48
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even though it was the name of an album that came out last year, i think 'Kill Fucking Everyone' could be good.
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Old 01-30-2006, 11:00 AM   #49
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haha... a ronsill moment perhaps.

Does exactly what it says on the tin...
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Old 01-30-2006, 11:43 AM   #50
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The Lamb Tunic Experience

AWESOME!!!

how about

Torn candle postcard.
heart wallet stamp collection
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Old 01-30-2006, 11:48 AM   #51
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insert jesus into any of those band names and it becomes hilarious

Jesus (the band)
I Fucked Jesus
Jesus Fucked your Mom
I Fucked Your Mom With Jesus
The Jesus Lamb Tunic Experience
Jesus's Weeping Ingrown Phallus
Callender Jesus Pencil Anger
A Ronsill Jesus Moment

etc.

i still say Magic Johnson's Broken Condom = a winner
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Old 01-30-2006, 04:02 PM   #52
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Someone should start a Death/jazz band with two bass players and call it "Diminished7th"
I would but im busy with my Death/jazz band named Necrosis "with only one bass player" ...Funny how that works out.
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Old 01-30-2006, 04:14 PM   #53
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Hell, just call yourself "Love" I've already got a logo done up for it...

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Old 01-30-2006, 04:19 PM   #54
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Someone should start a Death/jazz band with two bass players and call it "Diminished7th"
I would but im busy with my Death/jazz band named Necrosis "with only one bass player" ...Funny how that works out.
I already have plans to start a jazz-grind band with two bassists and no guitar. The name of the band will be Crackpipe Gypsy. I'm having a hell of a time finding a second bassist though.
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Old 01-30-2006, 05:45 PM   #55
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I already have plans to start a jazz-grind band with two bassists and no guitar. The name of the band will be Crackpipe Gypsy. I'm having a hell of a time finding a second bassist though.
Cool idea to use only basses! But finding 2 players is a hard task and you can also do it alone with a drummer. If you're interested check out our live vid with only 1 bassist& a drummer:

http://www.neoandertals.com/RebirthO...ighlights).avi

About band names: why not sing about something that is interesting & more sci-fi like the creation of planets, the future of evolution, your favourite era from History? Or something creepy like Salad Fingers? Or something more satiric aspects on the lyrics like Life Of Brian?
Or if you want to get Negativas print space call it Positiva?
Or use the no band name at all: just -your, or the frontman´s name- and the band.
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Old 01-30-2006, 06:59 PM   #56
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Cool idea to use only basses! But finding 2 players is a hard task and you can also do it alone with a drummer. If you're interested check out our live vid with only 1 bassist& a drummer:

http://www.neoandertals.com/RebirthO...ighlights).avi

About band names: why not sing about something that is interesting & more sci-fi like the creation of planets, the future of evolution, your favourite era from History? Or something creepy like Salad Fingers? Or something more satiric aspects on the lyrics like Life Of Brian?
Or if you want to get Negativas print space call it Positiva?
Or use the no band name at all: just -your, or the frontman´s name- and the band.
The only thing is, I need one clean bass (me) and one distorted bass (someone else...someone with distortion.)

My favorite band name I've come up with is one that I foolishly let me ex-band use (Venereal Messiah.)

I don't think I want to use any of the following
- Bland Gore Names.
- "Funny" names.
- "Technical" terms
- Lengthy names that no one can pronounce.
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[QUOTE=Pantala Naga Pampa]The only thing is, I need one clean bass (me) and one distorted bass (someone else...someone with distortion.)
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I think all the newer bass pedals still maintain the clean bassguitar-sounding element in the sound and it is still there, so if you are afraid of loosing it I think you should have no worries. On our demo I used a standard guitar Zoom 707 multieffect pedal in the studio to create distortion haha- I just had no idea what I was doing and wanted to experiment.
I hope it really works out with your bass-only idea as a 2-bassist band and I'm sure many would love to watch and hear some new low dimensions in music.
And as a conclusion just a thought-provoking hypothesis: will this be the birth of bass only death-jazz?
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Old 01-30-2006, 08:11 PM   #58
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The only thing is, I need one clean bass (me) and one distorted bass (someone else...someone with distortion.)
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I think all the newer bass pedals still maintain the clean bassguitar-sounding element in the sound and it is still there, so if you are afraid of loosing it I think you should have no worries. On our demo I used a standard guitar Zoom 707 multieffect pedal in the studio to create distortion haha- I just had no idea what I was doing and wanted to experiment.
I hope it really works out with your bass-only idea as a 2-bassist band and I'm sure many would love to watch and hear some new low dimensions in music.
And as a conclusion just a thought-provoking hypothesis: will this be the birth of bass only death-jazz?
I hoped to play live though, so just doing it in the studio won't cut it.

Also, I'm not exactly Victor Wooten; so having someone else contribute ideas would be a big plus.
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Bovine Intervention! That'd make for some interesting concept albums/covers.
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