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Old 02-06-2007, 11:03 PM   #1
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"Why is this on while we're doing it?"

Yesterday, a few friends and I were discussing the most awkward moments while having sex and listening to music/watching TV. Time to post your awkward moments.

For me, when "Bungle in the Jungle" by Jethro Tull came on my winamp playlist. At least it bought me an extra few minutes.
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Old 02-06-2007, 11:08 PM   #2
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me and my ex fucked once while rugrats was on?
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Old 02-06-2007, 11:36 PM   #3
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one time me and the girl were getting started and then we realized LA Confidential was on in the back ground and they were talking about the Bobbit case.........yaaaaaaa, that was uncomfortable.
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Old 02-06-2007, 11:37 PM   #4
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a girl gave me head during American Werewolf in London (and not during the hot sex scene). it was disconcerting.
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Old 02-06-2007, 11:38 PM   #5
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not awkward, but fun: sex on acid
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Old 02-06-2007, 11:44 PM   #6
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No awkward moments or even moments.
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Old 02-06-2007, 11:44 PM   #7
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I got a bj while watching a football game once. Not really awkward, just kinda pimp. Especially for me.
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Old 02-07-2007, 12:11 AM   #8
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How about an after sex awkward moment. I dated and banged this girl for a few months. Her parents liked me, so it was comfortable to visit over there. One day I walked in and silence. Turns our her dad went to clean the cesspool (sp?) and the top layer was mostly condoms. Didn't know when I was 17/18 those suckers floated.
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Old 02-07-2007, 12:12 AM   #9
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How about an after sex awkward moment. I dated and banged this girl for a few months. Her parents liked me, so it was comfortable to visit over there. One day I walked in and silence. Turns our her dad went to clean the cesspool (sp?) and the top layer was mostly condoms. Didn't know when I was 17/18 those suckers floated.
You talking about a septic tank?
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Old 02-07-2007, 12:16 AM   #10
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This one time I was fucking a chick and right before I was about to stab her in the face my picture popped up on the evening news as the SEX FACE STABBER but I was able to turn her face away from the screen and stab her before she knew it was me. WAH HAHA
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Old 02-07-2007, 12:16 AM   #11
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How about an after sex awkward moment. I dated and banged this girl for a few months. Her parents liked me, so it was comfortable to visit over there. One day I walked in and silence. Turns our her dad went to clean the cesspool (sp?) and the top layer was mostly condoms. Didn't know when I was 17/18 those suckers floated.
Throw them in the garbage.

What would of been REALLY funny is if you clogged up her toilet with a condom and it overflowed while you were in the bathroom and they plunged it out and found the condom. :lol:
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Old 02-07-2007, 12:17 AM   #12
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Throw them in the garbage.
Yes, a septic tank. I'm 30 now. Who needs condoms?
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Old 02-07-2007, 12:18 AM   #13
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Yes, a septic tank. I'm 30 now. Who needs condoms?
well if you fuck a chick with aids, then you need a condom.
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Old 02-07-2007, 12:19 AM   #14
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well if you fuck a chick with aids, then you need a condom.
Oh, and I'm married, and have 2 kids. In other words, I don't need a condom because sex is over for me, haha.
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Old 02-07-2007, 12:42 AM   #15
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Oh, and I'm married, and have 2 kids. In other words, I don't need a condom because sex is over for me, haha.
Dude, thats why you send your kids to summer camp!
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Old 02-07-2007, 01:28 AM   #16
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I got kicked out of the theatre during opening weekend of LOTR for getting a handjob.
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Old 02-07-2007, 01:51 AM   #17
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Yeah, but what do you do not on acid?
unfortunately, most things. ive only done acid about 30 times, only tripped hard like 4 or 5 times.
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Old 02-07-2007, 02:08 AM   #18
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What if you hallucinate that the chick you're fucking is a guy??
what if i hallucinate that the chick i'm fucking is even hotter than she already is?
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Old 02-07-2007, 02:15 AM   #19
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I got kicked out of the theatre during opening weekend of LOTR for getting a handjob.

I think that might become part of my signature.


Well, as for me, there have been a few odd thing's.


More than once I was laying in bed, getting head, while watching "I love the 80's", Something funny would come on and at that moment it would hit me and I'd start busting up.


The first time me and my Girlfriend had sex I didnt have a condom so I just said, I'll wait till later, Dont worry. And she was like, 'Its ok just cum on my back". I was shocked seeing as how I had never heard a girl say that in real life. HAHA.

And one time, My girl bit the head of my dick, Like, Hard. I almost punched her.
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Old 02-07-2007, 02:17 AM   #20
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What if you hallucinate getting gangbanged by a clone army of Jerry Seinfelds??
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Old 02-07-2007, 10:40 AM   #21
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Well let's see...

So far only males have posted. So let me think of something.

Not really weird, but I was listening to NIN while screwing this guy I used to kinda be with kinda not, and the song "Closer" came on. And I don't know if this has happened to any of you, but instead of it being really hot, it was just really cliche and obvious. So fail on that one.

I think I've done it while Chappelle's Show was playing, and I busted out laughing at one of his skits. Don't remember which one. Might've been the Lil Jon talking to Lil Jon one.

Another time, my ex was going down on me, and I was pretty much just watching TV. Because he was so bad at it.
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Old 02-07-2007, 10:53 AM   #22
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Eh, let's see. Once we had Comedy Central on (horrible idea) and I think it was Blue Collar Comedy or something and they said something funny, and we both just started cracking up in the middle of it all. Kinda awkward, but still pretty funny.

Once my gf adjusted on top of me and I accidently farted lol.
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Old 02-07-2007, 11:02 AM   #23
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Eh, let's see. Once we had Comedy Central on (horrible idea) and I think it was Blue Collar Comedy or something and they said something funny, and we both just started cracking up in the middle of it all. Kinda awkward, but still pretty funny.
Yeah Comedy Central is a horrible idea when effing, lol.
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Old 02-07-2007, 11:09 AM   #24
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Oh, and I'm married, and have 2 kids. In other words, I don't need a condom because sex is over for me, haha.
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Old 02-07-2007, 11:38 AM   #25
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the girl i'm on a break with we once had sex while watching star wars...wait no...that was really hot hahaha.
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Old 02-07-2007, 11:46 AM   #26
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Oh, and I'm married, and have 2 kids. In other words, I don't need a condom because sex is over for me, haha.
So true, so true
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Old 02-07-2007, 12:44 PM   #27
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as far as music goes, one time my gf and I were having sex to some shitty mix cd of OC songs she gave me. Well, we made it through the album, but when it finished it went onto the next song, which was With Honor - Bridges and Gaps. As she freaked out and covered her ears, I had an adrenaline rush and it went from nice romantic lovemaking to me jackhammering the shit out of her pussy while screaming along to the lyrics.

I laughed hysterically for about 15 minutes after finishing. She was not at all amused.
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Old 02-07-2007, 01:06 PM   #28
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Old 02-07-2007, 01:12 PM   #29
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you dont know awkward until you've been walked in on by your own kid.
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Old 02-07-2007, 01:15 PM   #30
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you dont know awkward until you've been walked in on by your own kid.


Or walking in on your parents. Or worse, walking in on one of your parents w/ someone who isn't their spouse. That's awkward, but it got me serious hush money.
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