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Old 01-11-2009, 04:20 AM   #31
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reason being; it's obnoxious to fumble around in your wallet/pants pocket looking for it.
"Fumble around"? Wtf? It's not like you're trying to find the condom in the vag of the chick you're fucking... just reach into your wallet and pull it out.
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Old 01-11-2009, 05:55 AM   #32
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Old 01-11-2009, 06:34 AM   #33
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"Fumble around"? Wtf? It's not like you're trying to find the condom in the vag of the chick you're fucking... just reach into your wallet and pull it out.
Shawn makes everything unnecessarily awkward.

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Old 01-11-2009, 06:38 AM   #34
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Shawn makes everything unnecessarily awkward.
Shaw IS unnecessarily awkward. I just imagine while he's "fumbling around" he's sweating profusely and whispering to himself, "How can you be so stupid? So stupid."
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Old 01-11-2009, 07:05 AM   #35
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"Fumble around"? Wtf? It's not like you're trying to find the condom in the vag of the chick you're fucking... just reach into your wallet and pull it out.
easier to reach right next to your bed while making out/fingering/whatever else you may be doing and grab the condom tucked away there.
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Period blood barely even smells at all, and usually amongst all the other smells and tastes that goes along with munching on muff, it is hardly a factor. I guess the amount of blood, smell, and uterus chunks really depends on the girl, and in my experience, has never been unmanageable.
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Old 01-11-2009, 08:10 AM   #36
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Old 01-11-2009, 11:44 AM   #37
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Shaw IS unnecessarily awkward. I just imagine while he's "fumbling around" he's sweating profusely and whispering to himself, "How can you be so stupid? So stupid."
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Old 01-11-2009, 02:52 PM   #38
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Old 01-11-2009, 09:13 PM   #39
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Old 01-11-2009, 11:01 PM   #40
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That was your cue to reply with "I get my dick wet multiple times a day."
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Old 01-12-2009, 12:08 AM   #41
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haha goddamn, making this so hard when it's not a big fucking deal.

Keep them somewhere in your room- a dresser, drawer, etc. for easy access. Before you head over there just pop a few in your pocket. When you get back (since I know you're not getting laid) put them all back and just get your hopes up for your next opportunity to fail epically.
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Old 01-12-2009, 12:29 AM   #42
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sounds about right.
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Old 01-12-2009, 01:38 AM   #43
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haha goddamn, making this so hard when it's not a big fucking deal.

Keep them somewhere in your room- a dresser, drawer, etc. for easy access. Before you head over there just pop a few in your pocket. When you get back (since I know you're not getting laid) put them all back and just get your hopes up for your next opportunity to fail epically.
good point. I agree.
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Old 01-12-2009, 01:43 AM   #44
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Shaw IS unnecessarily awkward. I just imagine while he's "fumbling around" he's sweating profusely and whispering to himself, "How can you be so stupid? So stupid."
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Old 01-12-2009, 09:01 AM   #45
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Condoms ftl.
Guess what...I've tried that condom shit, and I prefer pulling out, and seeing how far I can ejaculate instead. I've got the mad pullout discipline, I'm a fucking ninja with my piece, skeetin' whereva I please.
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when i was using condoms i use to keep them in my wallet all the time and just used them when i had to. I never had any problems.
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Old 01-12-2009, 05:41 PM   #47
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That was your cue to reply with "I get my dick wet multiple times a day."
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Old 01-12-2009, 06:02 PM   #48
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when i was using condoms i use to keep them in my wallet all the time and just used them when i had to. I never had any problems.
it's said that it takes about 6-8 weeks for a condom to deteriorate to a point where it even starts to be unable to be used.
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Period blood barely even smells at all, and usually amongst all the other smells and tastes that goes along with munching on muff, it is hardly a factor. I guess the amount of blood, smell, and uterus chunks really depends on the girl, and in my experience, has never been unmanageable.
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Old 01-13-2009, 02:48 AM   #49
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Speaking of rubbers: I actually had a threesome tonight.

And the sweetest part, besides the sex, was that they were...sisters.

The one on the right and I were making out then her sister came in and we got embarrassed, but she was cool with it, and joined. Sounds like a porno I know, but I'm being 4 real. It was awesome. Finished it off the man's way with a two person white face spread.

It's a ehhh picture but they are both good looking to at least me.



I guess it relates to rubbers because I used one...
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Old 01-13-2009, 03:05 AM   #51
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No amount of pics will make that true. Ever.
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Old 01-13-2009, 03:16 AM   #53
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if you hadn't said sisters i'd believe you. i was in a threesome once too. my ex girlfriend's rommate was chillin in our bed doin bumps of coke and then kinda just took all her clothes off. i took that as a cue to get naked and start making out with my ex. obviously one thing led to the next. fucking awesome time there, and i didnt use a condom because there's no way i'd let an experience like that go spoiled.

unfortunately the whole ordeal kinda came around and bit me in the ass. my ex did what girlfriends do and asked me on a later date who's vagina was tighter. fucking trick questions.
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Speaking of rubbers: I actually had a threesome tonight.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Adrianwar I'll ask them if they have any other sisters for you dude.


Not wrapping up for a threesome is a sure fire way to get some one pregnant. You got twice as much to risk now.
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Old 01-13-2009, 03:25 AM   #56
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yeah you're right, because i came in both their vagina's at the same time.
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unfortunately the whole ordeal kinda came around and bit me in the ass. my ex did what girlfriends do and asked me on a later date who's vagina was tighter. fucking trick questions.
Then you say "my massive cock made them both feel tight".

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Adrianwar I'll ask them if they have any other sisters for you dude.
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Old 01-13-2009, 03:27 AM   #58
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yeah you're right, because i came in both their vagina's at the same time.
You know that there is some that comes out beforehand right?

Just checking. Thought maybe you were a different being or something, or that you didn't experience what every other guy on the planet goes through.

Good to know you are human dude.
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Old 01-13-2009, 03:30 AM   #59
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adrianwar, that would have been mighty clever of me, I'm not that smart. For reference, my answer was the rommate's vagina. oops?

and shauncore, i totally believe your story now. all the proof i need is right here:

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And the sweetest part, besides the sex, was that they were my sisters.
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Yeah that is true. They were my sisters. It's not incest if they are underage.
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