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Old 01-08-2007, 05:57 AM   #1
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The funniest Crotch moment.

Crochopus- Are you ready? Keep it down he's Fucking sleeping.
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Old 04-10-2008, 12:17 PM   #2
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BOBA FETT BOBA FETT VADER AND BOBA FETT

The first time I realised they were the lyrics, i was like "WTF??!!" And now everytime i listen to it i can't help bit laugh.

Also the Danzig vocalist impersonation in Mammal sauce....LOL

Acctually maybe in Crotchpus... In a world gone mad, only one man can stand up against the tyranny, and oppression,of the dutch. "We will all eat chocolate, and buy watches" :D:D
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Old 04-13-2008, 07:58 PM   #3
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"Jenny, a woman's job consists of anal, swallowing loads and shutting up. It says so in the bible"
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"Jenny, a woman's job consists of anal, swallowing loads and shutting up. It says so in the bible"
That is also my funniest Crotch moment. There is just too many

"Girl with a big face...."
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let me into starfish land lyrics, or in the santa thing from crotchopus mrs. clause is played by "julia louis-drypuss"
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The pitch bending vocal effect near the end of mammal sauce.
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Old 06-16-2009, 03:46 AM   #7
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That is also my funniest Crotch moment. There is just too many

"Girl with a big face...."

Haha totally!Shits so awesome!My sis and used to play xbox and i'd throw on some music and of course Crotchduster was no exception.That Hate mail segment and woman's job bit actually got a rise out of her,and she used to be very christian.

Crotchopus Closing Molly Brown's calling Williams was priceless,his voice is so funny!!"WHAT!?!""I'm TRYING TO MASTURBATE!?!?!"And how the other guy stuters....
Another favorite is the ending of jogging in hell forever,"what has she done,with my pussy....cat."Those sound effects were great.I actually really love the leads and solos,something I enjoy the most of Jason's work.Even if its a joke,god damn if that guy doesn't play some parts that just move me.

And Capharnaum will remain forever my #1 most anticipated and wished for new album EVER.Fractured is sooooo AMAZING,and then when the bass guy from Monstrosity,Mike I think said the new material was even better.What a cock tease.If they ever make a new album I will be so fucking happy.These guys are artists.
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still need album 2 : (
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"Put down my son's balls!"
"Nice mustache, asshole."
All of mammal sauce
"...and, if you look out to your right, you'll see my little sister, Tammy, fucking herself with a stick—Tammy, put that stick down you dirty whore!"
"Have you ever tried to find a cow with narcolepsy?" "I've done it!"
"I bury living cats inside my walls."
"Kiss my belly button from the inside."
"Mother's not home, let's have some funny. Make sure that daddy's away. If they find out what we were doing here, they'd probably think we're gay."
"You thought it was a toothbrush, but it was a flashlight. You broke out all your teeth in the middle of the night."
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