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Old 09-28-2006, 02:59 AM   #1
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Anyone here read 'White line fever'...

The official autobiography by Mr. Lemmy Killmister?

That's just the absolute fucking shit! Read it or be terribly heterosexual.
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Old 09-28-2006, 06:41 PM   #2
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I'm actually reading that one right now.. Just got to the starting of Motörhead.. real good so far, and a lot of helpful tips and tricks on how to do as much drugs as possible in as little time as one possibly can..
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Old 09-29-2006, 11:51 AM   #3
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i really should read that
lookin forward to seein u and the boys back over here bruv drinkin n dockin pure death metal6666666!!!!
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Old 10-01-2006, 11:23 AM   #4
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Mick, I asked Roman if me and Jess could come to Arnhem MM, you gonna be there? Wanna see Melechesh and get naked!
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Old 10-02-2006, 04:11 AM   #5
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Mick, I asked Roman if me and Jess could come to Arnhem MM, you gonna be there? Wanna see Melechesh and get naked!
Yeah, I'll be there. I'll just have to make sure, but I'll keep you informed on it.
Maybe we can do touchings and dancings.. And, you could get naked in the lobby again and hump Patrick 'loud cunt' Boudy!

Ben, we is making plans on coming to LDN. We'd really like to get to the Entombed gig, so we're making them plans.
I'm having this bit of a situation at my work (in a way they want to keep me, nbut I need to get tae fock oot! I want to move to Amsterdam and that).

Keep you informed. Love to you all, my boys.
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Old 10-02-2006, 05:28 AM   #6
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get on the flights booked son
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Old 10-02-2006, 11:37 AM   #7
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The official autobiography by Mr. Lemmy Killmister?

That's just the absolute fucking shit! Read it or be terribly heterosexual.
Yeah I read it a couple of years ago. Paul Dianno's autobiography is good as well, even more drug fuelled than Lemmy's...........
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Old 10-03-2006, 04:16 AM   #8
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I'm gonna get my hands on the Mottly Crue bio...that should be good...

Reading Lemmy's shit makes you wanna be a roadtrippig, tough going rockstar... Fuck businessopportunities, fuck my carreer... Let's do drugs and get std's.
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Motely Crue The Dirt rules, get it man!
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Old 10-03-2006, 09:25 AM   #10
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Will do so, son.

It makes we want to behave like a good lad... And get completely arseholed.
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I'm gonna get my hands on the Mottly Crue bio...that should be good...

Reading Lemmy's shit makes you wanna be a roadtrippig, tough going rockstar... Fuck businessopportunities, fuck my carreer... Let's do drugs and get std's.

Hehe, that's the one next on my to read list.. Just gotta finish the last chapters of Lemmy first..

Anyone read Jenna Jameson's "How to make love like a pornstar"? Is it worth getting, or should I give it directly to my girlfriend? hehe
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Old 10-03-2006, 02:49 PM   #12
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Hehe, that's the one next on my to read list.. Just gotta finish the last chapters of Lemmy first..

Anyone read Jenna Jameson's "How to make love like a pornstar"? Is it worth getting, or should I give it directly to my girlfriend? hehe
That's funny. I spent half an hour arguing with my girlfriend at the porn DVD section in a mall, last saturday. I was telling her Iwasn't going to spend € 17.- on some porn movie that only I am going to enjoy, and listening to her go 'Oh, that's nasty... I don't like it". So we left, but passed a pallette of cheap movies... There I got two porns for € 3.- each. off to the house, get naked and let's go... Alas, I didn't note the small red letters on the back of the tray that said ; 'Soft version'. SHIT! Really annoying that every time you expect to see a big huge cock shoved up someone face it's cut to the next boring shot.

I need to buy some proper sexual porn, which is also enjoyable for women. Maybe something with a story...? Any recommendations, anyone?
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Old 10-04-2006, 07:52 AM   #13
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That's funny. I spent half an hour arguing with my girlfriend at the porn DVD section in a mall, last saturday. I was telling her Iwasn't going to spend € 17.- on some porn movie that only I am going to enjoy, and listening to her go 'Oh, that's nasty... I don't like it". So we left, but passed a pallette of cheap movies... There I got two porns for € 3.- each. off to the house, get naked and let's go... Alas, I didn't note the small red letters on the back of the tray that said ; 'Soft version'. SHIT! Really annoying that every time you expect to see a big huge cock shoved up someone face it's cut to the next boring shot.

I need to buy some proper sexual porn, which is also enjoyable for women. Maybe something with a story...? Any recommendations, anyone?
People who like porn hate softcore
People who hate porn hate softcore

So whats the fuckin point!???
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Old 10-04-2006, 09:19 AM   #14
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People who like porn hate softcore
People who hate porn hate softcore

So whats the fuckin point!???
Exactly my point... Fug dat sheet!
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There is a reason softcore has elevator muzak in it. Both are one and the same. Id personally rather get buttered by James Earl Jones.
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Just use the interweb son!
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Old 10-04-2006, 10:17 AM   #17
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Just use the interweb son!
'Come deary... come sit on my lap... we're gonna watch some nice porn 2g4. Mind you, you don't want to fall off. Then again, you can't reach my chrom now, can you? Know what, you sit on the floor and do yer stuff, I'll just be my same old me and masturbate violently in my office chair, while you...eh.. do .. something else. or something!'

No, I want full on hardcore sexualness on the telly... Me and my girl watching it and doing it all again...That's my thing.

And then Carebears! Or beers. Yes, it's cans!
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