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Old 11-21-2006, 02:50 AM   #1
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British girls are so sexy...

...especially with that accent, Jesus, my pants get tight just thinking about them. Can any of you cunts give me some advice on how an overweight American kid can score with your girls? I need to screw one at least once.
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Old 11-21-2006, 10:27 AM   #2
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coming to this country might help...

you'll never get a bird like this though:
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Old 11-21-2006, 01:32 PM   #3
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anywhere round where i live you can score. even when i was an overweight drunken stinking turd i used to bang an amount of skanks from round here
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Old 11-21-2006, 01:46 PM   #4
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...especially with that accent, Jesus, my pants get tight just thinking about them. Can any of you cunts give me some advice on how an overweight American kid can score with your girls? I need to screw one at least once.

you mean the eastenders whiney accent? if you like that stuff, try stevenage town. one of the places where teenage pregnancies are the norm. they all drink and take drugs and have sex from about the age of 14. depending on your age dependds on what type of girls you'll get. you always get the 13 year old chavs dribbling after anything with an asbo over the age of about 17. it makes them look cool you see. though remember the legal age for sex over here is 16, so if you're around 18/19 with a fully working penis; dive straight in is my only advise.


Jeez seriously, what are you expecting to find in England exactly? Something from great expectations?
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Old 11-21-2006, 01:48 PM   #5
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...especially with that accent, Jesus, my pants get tight just thinking about them. Can any of you cunts give me some advice on how an overweight American kid can score with your girls? I need to screw one at least once.
Use a LOT of chloroform for the HOT girls. And with the ugly ones, offer them booze or black mail them. If all that fails, dress in black and strike at night like a monkey.
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Old 11-21-2006, 01:55 PM   #6
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use chat up lines like...
"so the other day i was out earning my next asbo when..."
"don't you just love that feeling of sticking needles in your arm?"
"Is yours a pint too?"

and my favourite
"WHO'S the daddy?" (said in a rather suave way of course)
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Old 11-21-2006, 03:26 PM   #7
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use chat up lines like...
"so the other day i was out earning my next asbo when..."
"don't you just love that feeling of sticking needles in your arm?"
"Is yours a pint too?"

and my favourite
"WHO'S the daddy?" (said in a rather suave way of course)
"I sense much anger in this one. The force is strong in she. She become a Jedi may. Mmm."
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Old 11-22-2006, 04:41 AM   #8
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"I sense much anger in this one. The force is strong in she. She become a Jedi may. Mmm."


.....i'm not a people person when it comes to the british public.
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Old 11-22-2006, 05:20 AM   #9
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"Is yours a pint too?" Yes sir.

I do enjoy a nice British accent on a girl. it's so much better then an american or Ozzy accent. I find it well sexy... shame though I haven't seen one fit girl during my last stay in England... and that was for nine days. Alright, I saw a few, but them was taken.
Still the majority is a big fat slag.

I'd like to get my hands on a 26 yea old English, part Swedish part Spanish girl, who is a virgin and has a natural talent on givin' it the throat and being an absolute porn whore with me...

Yesh, miss Moneypenny, that I would like.
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Old 11-22-2006, 05:25 AM   #10
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I have to agree with the swedes bit. I think they're possibly the most attractive race. Though if i'm honest I do just have a soft spot for all scandianavians.

Btw if it's an english accent you like (and i assume you don't mean cockney mancuniant liverpudlian or anything like that) move to hertfordshire or Bedfordshire. It's possibly the closest you'll get.
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Old 11-22-2006, 06:31 AM   #11
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Well, girlfriend and I are going to England next year, so I don't think i'll be scoring with to many british girls.... maybe if we stay there long enough my girl might get an accent?
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Just threaten her into it...
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Old 11-22-2006, 08:05 AM   #13
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Aussie accents FTW :P
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It's ugly. Like american accents... 'well, you know, I was like totally, y'know...like...'
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Really? Maybe kids who are 13 speak like that? *shrugs*
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I have to agree with the swedes bit. I think they're possibly the most attractive race. Though if i'm honest I do just have a soft spot for all scandianavians.

Btw if it's an english accent you like (and i assume you don't mean cockney mancuniant liverpudlian or anything like that) move to hertfordshire or Bedfordshire. It's possibly the closest you'll get.
you want to send him to ooo arrr farmer country?

Oz accents aren't bad but they get on your tits after a while.
Then again, i think Geordie accents are pretty cool so...

Irrespective of accents i have to say I probably think Spanish girls are generically the fittest Europeans... dark haired, curvy womanly shapes, and most importantly a whole lot o' crunk in their trunks :D

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Well, girlfriend and I are going to England next year, so I don't think i'll be scoring with to many british girls.... maybe if we stay there long enough my girl might get an accent?
just make sure you don't stay in somewhere like Birmingham or Somerset hah
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Old 11-22-2006, 09:43 AM   #17
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you've never been to Hertfordshire, have you.
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Old 11-22-2006, 09:47 AM   #18
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no but i know people from there and around there.

probably tons of posh people but just as many Wurzels too.
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Old 11-22-2006, 09:59 AM   #19
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I don't mix in such, 'wurzel' circles.
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Old 11-22-2006, 10:08 AM   #20
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Your signature reminds me of Mr Garisons Gyroscopicaly propelled invention with the controls like cocks that you have to get up your ass n mouth. Or Wilsons car, as i like to call it.
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damnit, there's the perfect mp3 sample i would post here if these boards weren't so archaic.

think the start of the Houwitser song 'Rage Inside The Womb' ;)
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I have never met any such wurzel from bedfordshire and certainly none from hertfordshire. My mum's the closest thing i've ever found but that's because she's from suffolk, though she doesn't really have much of an accent unless she's been on the phone.


I'll see if i can find an example of the accent where I live. Welwyn's probably the best place due to the posher side of town... elts take a peak at my files.
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my accent is impeccable.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly3tDlDKGkM

go to 46 seconds in. orkestra's accent as well as the hitchin letchworth and welwyn cru.
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Old 11-22-2006, 02:30 PM   #25
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I probably have a posher accent than most people on this board- a combination of Johannesburg in South Africa and Worcestershire. :banana:
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i'm from Cheshire which according to the media hype is the place with the highest concentration of millionaires or some fucking bullshit like that.

Which automatically means people either mention Hollyoaks (actually filmed 15-20 miles north of here outside Liverpool) or "so you're posh then?"... which gets fucking irritating.

If they think it's posh around here they should come and see the fuckign scallies, winos and gypos causing shit regularly.
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I quite fancy the accent of the people in Wales.

They speak english but pronounce it like german - totally rocks.

And they got some nice girls over there too
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welsh accents are hilarious
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how the hell do Taffs sound like Germans? :eck:

Ollie from Desecration is ace, cause he sounds like a sick bastard when he's doing his vocals but then offstage he's got a deep South Wales accent boyo! :D
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I quite fancy the accent of the people in Wales.

They speak english but pronounce it like german - totally rocks.

And they got some nice girls over there too
Problem is that the lot of them are reincarnated as sheep.

But with Wales, I haven't seen many hot Welsh girls yet I have seen many Welsh coracles. They have a whole museum devoted to coracles.
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