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Old 01-13-2009, 03:33 AM   #61
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hey man, i have no problem with that. i mean, of course we want to fuck underage girls. that's why its illegal.
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yo if tocamget a G For a foreme legend. thatd be a stoei to tell. youre chill meh. heklp .e out find a g

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Old 01-13-2009, 03:36 AM   #62
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And if they don't consent then who gives a fuck?

It is still rape if they say yes. All they do is add a statutory to the charge.
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Old 01-13-2009, 03:39 AM   #63
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wise words.

well, anyways, high five for the 3-some.
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Old 01-13-2009, 03:44 AM   #64
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Old 01-13-2009, 06:41 PM   #65
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You know that there is some that comes out beforehand right?

Just checking. Thought maybe you were a different being or something, or that you didn't experience what every other guy on the planet goes through.

Good to know you are human dude.
Yeah...that stuff is called pre-cum. It's lubrication. Granted, it can carry STDs, but it does not carry sperm. So you're an idiot.
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Old 01-13-2009, 06:46 PM   #66
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"left over" sperm from a previous ejaculation can be released with pre-cum. Unless he took a piss before his last ejac, then a girl could still get pregnant from it because of left over sperm in the urethra.
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Old 01-13-2009, 06:50 PM   #67
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i don't know i kinda believe him for some reason. but i don't believe the busting on both of their faces part.
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Old 01-13-2009, 06:51 PM   #68
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Believe me or not I don't care, because it happened.

No big deal if you think I'm lying.
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Old 01-13-2009, 07:30 PM   #69
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Yeah...that stuff is called pre-cum. It's lubrication. Granted, it can carry STDs, but it does not carry sperm. So you're an idiot.
Retard. I can't wait till you knock up some chick with pre-cum.
Yes, chicks can get pregnant from it because it can carry leftover sperm in it as whoever said up there ^^^

And still, condoms ftl. My girlfriend really needs to get on the pill. Goddamn.
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Old 01-13-2009, 07:44 PM   #70
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yeah dude, i totally ejaculated before i had sex with two girls.
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Old 01-13-2009, 11:44 PM   #71
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Yeah...that stuff is called pre-cum. It's lubrication. Granted, it can carry STDs, but it does not carry sperm. So you're an idiot.
It actually can carry sperm. I aced health in sophomore year, and that wasn't so long ago that I forgot everything.
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Old 01-13-2009, 11:52 PM   #72
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"left over" sperm from a previous ejaculation can be released with pre-cum. Unless he took a piss before his last ejac, then a girl could still get pregnant from it because of left over sperm in the urethra.
This I know. But in your original post, you made it sound as though sperm was actually IN the pre-cum itself. So learn2english.
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Old 01-14-2009, 01:03 AM   #73
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Bottom line Shauncore ought to kill himself.
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Old 01-14-2009, 01:08 AM   #74
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so true dude.
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Old 01-14-2009, 01:11 AM   #75
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Bottom line Shauncore ought to kill himself.
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Old 01-14-2009, 08:14 PM   #77
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Do you ever get intense boners and then when they go down you have pre-cum in your boxers?
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yeah dude, i totally ejaculated before i had sex with two girls.
you are bringing the lolz and i am taking them
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Do you ever get intense boners and then when they go down you have pre-cum in your boxers?
ther was one time i was at a dance party nd a girl rubbed her butt on me and i got hard and i had precum in my boxers

amidoinitrite?
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Old 01-15-2009, 06:42 AM   #81
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Old 01-17-2009, 05:10 PM   #82
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ther was one time i was at a dance party nd a girl rubbed her butt on me and i got hard and i had precum in my boxers

amidoinitrite?
I think that is what it is. Pre-mature ejaculation is like the shit that happens in American Pie right? They are different things.
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Old 01-17-2009, 06:10 PM   #83
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I keep them in my wallet. I still have the same one I bought last year :)
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Old 01-17-2009, 07:42 PM   #84
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Two chicks for the win. Wives that "grow out of that sort of thing" for the loss. Rubbers for the super-ultra-mega loss. AIDS for the super-duper-ultrafied-megatronic loss.
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Old 01-17-2009, 09:15 PM   #85
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Old 01-17-2009, 10:49 PM   #86
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I keep them in my wallet. I still have the same one I bought last year :)
Is the smiley face there to indicate you're happy with the fact that you haven't gotten laid since who knows last year or that you haven't used a condom since last year
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