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View Poll Results: Weed-butter....to whack or not to whack.
Wow, no you moron. 0 0%
Hmmm...you'll probably get so stoned you'll forget you have a dick. 5 50.00%
No fucking idea. Stick with your pawpaw ointment. 5 50.00%
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Old 05-09-2013, 06:29 AM   #1
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If I....

...masturbate with weed-butter, am I gonna get stoned? I'm not rich enough to try but I just thought about it then.
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Old 05-09-2013, 06:32 AM   #2
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Oh and yes, I am masturbating right now. Dick in hand as you read this. Good times yo...hmmm....yes....very pleasure.
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Old 05-09-2013, 06:34 AM   #3
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I don't think THC can diffuse across the dermal barrier.

Edit: Nope, it hits a wall at some point in the epidermis: http://www.testpledge.com/PDF/Transdermal_THC_final.PDF (page 11)
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Old 05-09-2013, 09:13 AM   #4
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Rubbing it in your poop chute should do the trick.
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Old 05-09-2013, 09:40 AM   #5
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I'm gonna look into that. Don't forget to vote!
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Old 05-09-2013, 10:57 AM   #6
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No idea.
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Old 05-11-2013, 09:09 AM   #7
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Old 05-11-2013, 10:35 PM   #8
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Old 05-11-2013, 10:54 PM   #9
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whats pawpaw ointment?
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Old 05-11-2013, 11:15 PM   #10
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whats pawpaw ointment?
I don't know, but it sounds sexy.
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Old 05-11-2013, 11:22 PM   #11
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Old 05-11-2013, 11:32 PM   #12
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^^I'd forgotten about that pic. I look so worried...maybe I was nervous.

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what's that smell like?
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It smells sooo good...but more of a natural smell than a perfumey smell.
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Old 05-12-2013, 01:28 AM   #15
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Old 05-12-2013, 02:20 AM   #16
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There should be one in my post above.
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Old 05-12-2013, 02:48 AM   #17
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Why does the inside of that container look like a dilated anus?
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Old 05-12-2013, 08:21 AM   #18
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I don't like weed butter.

I put 34g of Blue Dream in one # of rendered butterfat. Shit was bright green, smelled like fresh cut grass, and waaaay tooo stroong.

I put 4 tablespoons in a bakers dozen of cranberry-blueberry scones, ate two....

and was incapacitated for 3 days. Felt like death, could not hardly open my eyes. If I had a job at the time I would have been fucked.

Maybe I'm sensitive to edibles, but every time I've put THC in my mouth it goes shitty, and that was the nail in the coffin. Fuck that shit.

Never a problem with smoking, it has to do with the way you break it down when eaten, much slower.

on topic, don't do it, might burn your pee hole and you will pass out and wake up with a yeasty-weed infection. Test it out on a vagina first.


(posts pic of a vag with weed spilling out)

Edit: goal tomorrow, ask hippie girl at work if she will put butter in her puss for science and safety of Mr. Derpof

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Mr. DeerProof would be even better, true Hunter-Gatherer


....and just got full vaginal weed access from dumb (but attractive) neighbor, will stick anything in cunt. I may even have photo op, no joke, best thread in awhile, thank you Mr. D. Fundis

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Old 05-12-2013, 08:59 AM   #21
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Oh shit who else got the limited edition of 5 "Hunter Gatherer" loin cloth? Here's me in mine:

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Old 05-12-2013, 09:08 AM   #22
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Mr. DeerProof would be even better, true Hunter-Gatherer


....and just got full vaginal weed access from dumb (but attractive) neighbor, will stick anything in cunt. I may even have photo op, no joke, best thread in awhile, thank you Mr. D. Fundis
Holy shit...that's awesome. Pics would be epic...at least she's attractive..? Will you be scientifically applying the said materials yourself? Or observing?
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How come fat naked dudes always have red coolers? Stoplight psychosis in action I think; adds one one more to list of "people that have seen my shit" list.

resident Skeet has much in common, same psychosis.
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Old 05-12-2013, 09:17 AM   #24
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also sir, I will do this in the way we all would. Pics before and after, much booze, and a small but well planned meal to take the edge off.

I myself will document, process will take 4 weeks; making butter tomorrow..

Her last day of work is June 12, 2013

will bump

EDIT: i love my wife, just said "in four weeks you get rub weed grease in our neighbors pussy, scientifically"

She is helping me make butter at this beautiful morning, thanks for the inspiration

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Holy shit. This is gonna be amazing, either way really. We will need pics so that Dr Kiran J-Lokrashmoneywitchdoctor can lend his scientific analysis. Lots of pics.

Also, will you try eating it again? I find that's the best way for me.
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Goddamn, this thread took an unexpected turn...
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