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Old 08-03-2011, 12:28 AM   #1
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if you were to fuck any animal

which animal would it be ?
id fuck a platypus
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Old 08-03-2011, 12:38 AM   #2
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Old 08-03-2011, 12:41 AM   #3
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Old 08-03-2011, 12:43 AM   #4
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Old 08-03-2011, 12:59 AM   #5
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Old 08-03-2011, 01:01 AM   #6
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If you could eat any pokemon, what would it be?
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Old 08-03-2011, 01:22 AM   #7
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Snorlax.
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Old 08-03-2011, 01:35 AM   #8
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A male lion.

It would have to be sedated and while I was fucking it I would be roaring.
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Old 08-03-2011, 01:37 AM   #9
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If you could eat any pokemon, what would it be?
who would you rather fuck
skeet or luke?

oh and what foods can you bring into sexual intercourse? honey whipped cream.........
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Old 08-03-2011, 01:46 AM   #10
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I'd probably fuck this whale:

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Old 08-03-2011, 01:57 AM   #11
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Old 08-03-2011, 02:21 AM   #12
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Old 08-03-2011, 05:47 AM   #13
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Old 08-03-2011, 06:02 AM   #14
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who would you rather fuck
skeet or luke?

oh and what foods can you bring into sexual intercourse? honey whipped cream.........
as far the 'skeet' thing is concerned.. would it matter if the jewel case (aside from the band and musical content) for Deathcult For Eternity was somehow made and factory produced from the country of China.. ? If anyone dares offers a 'yes'.. oh well then... you're 'fucked'..

so.. in the meantime, might as well try and answer this one..
who's vagina is less 'damaged'? Lindsey Lohan (post Mean Girls) or Sarah Palin's?
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Old 08-03-2011, 10:44 AM   #15
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Would prefer the 2D version though, if it was possible to make oneself into a such a character.
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Old 08-03-2011, 10:55 AM   #16
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Old 08-03-2011, 11:21 AM   #17
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I like to think I could brick in a flamingo. They have such nice legs.
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Old 08-03-2011, 11:32 AM   #18
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This thread is much more like SMN.

I would fuck Louis CK.
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^^I would fuck Louis Gosset Junior.

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Old 08-03-2011, 02:39 PM   #21
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Old 08-03-2011, 02:44 PM   #22
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Old 08-03-2011, 02:45 PM   #23
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slowclap....

the flamingo is good... i don't think i can top that.
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Old 08-03-2011, 02:54 PM   #27
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