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Old 08-25-2011, 01:16 AM   #1
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I FART ALL FUCKING DAY WHEN I EAT THEM.
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Old 08-25-2011, 01:19 AM   #2
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thats kind of the point
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Old 08-25-2011, 01:20 AM   #3
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When I read the thread title I said to myself "this board is getting way too mature."
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Old 08-25-2011, 01:27 AM   #4
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When I read the thread title I said to myself "this board is getting way too mature."
And then you got a curveball? ha ha




































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Old 08-25-2011, 01:29 AM   #5
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Don't worry, you're farting the bad materials out of your body
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Old 08-25-2011, 01:43 AM   #6
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I lliked them. never farted tho
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Old 08-25-2011, 12:12 PM   #7
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i was just eating one

no farts

my shits are great though
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Old 08-26-2011, 10:08 AM   #8
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i've been pooping for like 5 minutes straight with no sign of stopping

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Old 08-26-2011, 12:53 PM   #9
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What's the longest poop you've squirted out? I had this behemoth bastard come out once so I thought I'd measure it...the beast was 15 inches...that's like 10 of my dicks
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Old 08-26-2011, 03:45 PM   #10
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Seriously I hate pooping. It always have to dump at really inconvenient times like during working out, which kills my mood, or when I'm playing a game and am so pumped to get to one part but I have to pause just to let shit out of my butthole. If I could never poop again and be healthy I would be all for it.
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Old 08-26-2011, 04:12 PM   #11
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^ you aint doin somethin right. pooping is the best
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Old 08-26-2011, 08:30 PM   #12
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i hold mine in a lot because it feels good and i can concentrate better when it's about to burst out. it also feels a lot better when i finally do.
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Old 08-26-2011, 08:43 PM   #13
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^ what a weird fetish.
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Old 08-26-2011, 09:12 PM   #14
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I used to hold my poop in all the time for like an hour until I was about 10...hell I still do it sometimes when I have something important going on at that exact moment like Shauncore said. I heard doing this increases your chances of getting hemmorhoids when you get older but fuck it, it makes the shits feel so good when you hold them in for a while.

Oh and...
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Old 08-26-2011, 09:24 PM   #15
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you guys just like the feeling of lots of shit coming down your ass because its like a penis
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Old 08-26-2011, 10:26 PM   #16
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The feeling of things going in and out of your anus are two completely different feelings, trust me I've been to prison and like boys on the side
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Old 08-26-2011, 11:20 PM   #17
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You can't skim pv's posts, you have to read the entire thing carefully to find the nuggets.
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Old 08-27-2011, 02:05 AM   #18
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You can't skim pv's posts, you have to read the entire thing carefully to find the nuggets.
that's true, most of my posts have hidden meanings that only I'm intelligent enough to understand
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Old 08-27-2011, 02:22 AM   #19
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this is a classic PV type thread
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I've long been a proponent of the male and female pubic hair shave. After two months of the same short pube cut, I decided my taint and inner ass cheeks were far too hairy comparatively; it was time to trim down.

Instead of breaking out the clippers, I took my old face razor and vigorously shaved up and down on my taint, inner cheeks and upper crack; My ass is ultimately bare now, and let me tell you, my farts reverberate like never before. It's like being 8 again.

Seriously, if you have a hairy ass, get rid of that shit and rediscover the joy of flatulence, then thank me later

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