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Old 12-19-2011, 02:55 AM   #2161
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Old 01-03-2012, 10:45 PM   #2162
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Hey faggots here's a story. On Sunday I left my apartment to go to the store, and this girl from down the hall was leaving as well. She smiled and said hello and we walked to the elevator. I pulled a Harold and didn't say a word through 12 floors. Later that afternoon I decided to write a note with my name and contact info, and slipped it under her door. Today I get a text around 7 asking if I want to hang. Just finished up dinner a bit ago. She's got dat azz, with a skinny waste, and is a medical resident. Got damn.

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Old 01-03-2012, 10:46 PM   #2163
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Old 01-03-2012, 10:47 PM   #2164
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Old 01-03-2012, 10:51 PM   #2166
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Hey faggots here's a story. On Sunday I left my apartment to go to the store, and this girl from down the hall was leaving as well. She smiled and said hello and we walked to the elevator. I pulled a Harold and didn't say a word through 12 floors. Later that afternoon I decided to write a note with my name and contact info, and slipped it under her door. Today I get a text around 7 asking if I want to hang. Just finished up dinner a bit ago. She's got dat azz, with a skinny waste, and is a medical resident. Got damn.

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