The BULLSHIT Thread

Onkel_Herpes · 11-20-2006, 01:22 PM

Since people tend to wander off topic both here and there, I thought I'd just put this one on here.
Feel free to say whatever you want.. and if we don't like it.. we'll just give you a hard time about it, or delete the shit.

I'm bored right now... :couto:

Suicide Machine · 11-20-2006, 01:29 PM

You have an extremly drunken PM. And if your bored, you could tell us when the new album will be shipped out.

Onkel_Herpes · 11-20-2006, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suicide Machine

You have an extremly drunken PM. And if your bored, you could tell us when the new album will be shipped out.

I do? I havenät got any PM's as far as I can see... at least not any unread ones... send again mister..

As far as the shipping goes.. it won't be sent out.. You gotta go to either Neurotic Record's office or come to one of our shows to pick your copy up...
No seriously. I don't know when it'll be shipped. Go to the Neurotic forum and ask Ruud about it. He's the man in charge of making things happen..

Surt · 11-20-2006, 09:11 PM

that "bullshit" enough? :eck:

Suicide Machine · 11-21-2006, 11:25 AM

I have the desire to write some riffs, yet I only have an acoustic guitar and no pick at the moment. This sucks.

Martin: I sent it again, you should have it now.

Stugrog · 11-23-2006, 08:19 AM

I also have the desire to write some riffs but I’m stuck at work, I have no guitar, no pick, I do have a headache but I wont get of work until 10 tonight… now that’s bullshit…

Onkel_Herpes · 11-23-2006, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stugrog

I also have the desire to write some riffs but I’m stuck at work, I have no guitar, no pick, I do have a headache but I wont get of work until 10 tonight… now that’s bullshit…

aaaahaha, you don't get off til 10? You probably had it coming.

Surt · 11-23-2006, 01:47 PM

try having to work 4-12 midnight instead of a usual day job... extremely lame but at least it usually means i'm not straight up and out the morning after a gig.

slayer_destroy_all · 11-23-2006, 08:19 PM

I gave somw dude a black eye today because I caught him trying to steal my bike and it's worth over 1,000 euro. He deserved it!haha

This is a good idea Martin!

Onkel_Herpes · 12-01-2006, 06:00 AM

cunt-shit-fuck-piss
What are you all up to today? I'm bored outta my mind.. Moving to a bigger flat tomorrow.. but that doesn't help me from being bored today though..

any good new porn out there for the taking?

Stugrog · 12-01-2006, 07:33 AM

bebebebe... http://www.flashback.info/showthread.php?t=407759

Rotten_Boy · 12-01-2006, 08:00 AM

Gooood DAAAAMN! Those pictures made me spank it like a monkey in a mango-tree! :)

Surt · 12-01-2006, 09:36 PM

Surt · 12-04-2006, 03:57 PM

don't tell me i've scared everyone off with the midget porn?

Stugrog · 12-08-2006, 03:27 AM

Ha... that was nothing short of disgusting hahaha... Im afraid I have nothing to top that with right now but I'll keep my eyes open

Stugrog · 12-08-2006, 03:29 AM

But in the meantime let me just post something really really beautiful right here:

Rk Lag GP TP
1 HV71 29 56
2 MOD 29 53
3 TIK 30 52
4 FBK 30 50
5 LHC 29 45
6 BIF 29 45
7 LHF 29 41
8 SAIK 29 41
9 FRÖ 29 34
10 DIF 29 31
11 MIK 29 31
12 MIF 29 25

Surt · 12-08-2006, 10:20 PM

well i officially now know how to say i've got an erection in Philippino, so my life is that little bit closer to divine enlightenment!

Onkel_Herpes · 12-18-2006, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Surt

well i officially now know how to say i've got an erection in Philippino, so my life is that little bit closer to divine enlightenment!

yeah? what's the word for it?

I'm sick.. can't go to work or nothing.. boo-friggedi-hoo
see all you fuckheads next month

Surt · 12-18-2006, 08:02 PM

'tini gassan ako' (tinny gassan ack-o) means "i've got an erection" or you can say 'tini gassan sheh' (but don't really pronounce the 'eh').

Also if you ever meet a Polish person you can call them 'bardzo kuruva pedow' (no doubt not the right literal spelling but a phonetic one), or 'odd pierl dol she' (odd pee-yair-l dol she).
First one means "very fucking gay" and the second "fuck off".

Who said having immigrants invade your workplace was a bad thing when they can teach you so many random swear words?

Surt · 12-18-2006, 08:08 PM

not the usual thing that people who type 'suffocation' into the Google image search are looking for...
('pwn3d' added by myself out of sheer necessity)

Stugrog · 12-19-2006, 03:28 AM

Yeah we have toured with Polish Vesania and crue from Massive Music... The word Curva (or Kuruva as you write) is the most frequent word used I have ever heard hahaha... in a sentence with 10 words I would have to say that curva was at least 5 of those

Onkel_Herpes · 12-19-2006, 06:23 AM

I typed in suffo into google's picture search.. this is what I found:

remember surt, don't go putting your babies in plastic storage boxes.
Plastic baaaag

Suicide Machine · 12-19-2006, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Onkel_Herpes

Plastic baaaag

Play that in Saarbrücken! Right after playing Carved Down to the Bone! Then you'll see a very happy face. Or actually you won't, because my happy face will be obscured by my hair flying around in circles.

Onkel_Herpes · 12-19-2006, 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suicide Machine

Play that in Saarbrücken! Right after playing Carved Down to the Bone! Then you'll see a very happy face. Or actually you won't, because my happy face will be obscured by my hair flying around in circles.

hehe, I'm afraid that won't happen. Not this time at least.
We have the setlist all figured out and ready to go for this tour.. I'm pretty sure you'll like it as it is ;)

Suicide Machine · 12-20-2006, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Surt

hah, i prefer mine sliced and between pieces of freshly sliced seeded loaf with barbecue sauce and briefly toasted.

That does sound delicious.

Martin: Yes I'm sure I'll like the playlist. My only concern is that AtD won't arrive in time.

Onkel_Herpes · 12-20-2006, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suicide Machine

Martin: Yes I'm sure I'll like the playlist. My only concern is that AtD won't arrive in time.

Well, all I can tell you is what Ruud has said already. Shit is sent to the printer and will be sent back to NR asap. We will be bringing it with us on the tour.

Suicide Machine · 12-20-2006, 06:31 PM

I'm more worried that the Dutch post will do something extremly gay like with the Spawn of Possession packages. :/ Something smells kinda fishy when people from New York get receive their stuff earlier than people in Germany or even Holland.

Onkel_Herpes · 12-20-2006, 06:52 PM

true that.
Hopefully things will go better with this release so that people that ordered it will receive it in time.

slayer_destroy_all · 12-20-2006, 07:48 PM

I hope it gets here before you guys do on tour because I want to know every single word. ANd wearing that tshirt would be sweeeet!

Surt · 12-26-2006, 09:21 PM

i just got a message on Myspace from this kid

pimping some porn website out to me...

kids today eh.

11-20-2006, 01:22 PM	#1
Onkel_Herpes Shitfaced User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Malmö, Sweden Posts: 343 Rep Power: 16	The BULLSHIT Thread Since people tend to wander off topic both here and there, I thought I'd just put this one on here. Feel free to say whatever you want.. and if we don't like it.. we'll just give you a hard time about it, or delete the shit. I'm bored right now... :couto:

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11-20-2006, 01:29 PM	#2
Suicide Machine Registered User Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orschel, Germany Posts: 2,365 Rep Power: 17	You have an extremly drunken PM. And if your bored, you could tell us when the new album will be shipped out.

11-20-2006, 09:11 PM	#4
Surt brutulord Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Ing R Land Posts: 11,923 Rep Power: 29	that "bullshit" enough? :eck:

11-21-2006, 11:25 AM	#5
Suicide Machine Registered User Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orschel, Germany Posts: 2,365 Rep Power: 17	I have the desire to write some riffs, yet I only have an acoustic guitar and no pick at the moment. This sucks. Martin: I sent it again, you should have it now.

11-23-2006, 08:19 AM	#6
Stugrog Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sweden Posts: 179 Rep Power: 16	I also have the desire to write some riffs but I’m stuck at work, I have no guitar, no pick, I do have a headache but I wont get of work until 10 tonight… now that’s bullshit…

11-23-2006, 01:47 PM	#8
Surt brutulord Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Ing R Land Posts: 11,923 Rep Power: 29	try having to work 4-12 midnight instead of a usual day job... extremely lame but at least it usually means i'm not straight up and out the morning after a gig.

11-23-2006, 08:19 PM	#9
slayer_destroy_all Registered User Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 49 Rep Power: 0	I gave somw dude a black eye today because I caught him trying to steal my bike and it's worth over 1,000 euro. He deserved it!haha This is a good idea Martin!

12-01-2006, 06:00 AM	#10
Onkel_Herpes Shitfaced User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Malmö, Sweden Posts: 343 Rep Power: 16	cunt-shit-fuck-piss What are you all up to today? I'm bored outta my mind.. Moving to a bigger flat tomorrow.. but that doesn't help me from being bored today though.. any good new porn out there for the taking?

12-01-2006, 07:33 AM	#11
Stugrog Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sweden Posts: 179 Rep Power: 16	bebebebe... http://www.flashback.info/showthread.php?t=407759

12-01-2006, 08:00 AM	#12
Rotten_Boy Registered User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Malmö, Sweden. Posts: 66 Rep Power: 16	Gooood DAAAAMN! Those pictures made me spank it like a monkey in a mango-tree! :)

12-01-2006, 09:36 PM	#13
Surt brutulord Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Ing R Land Posts: 11,923 Rep Power: 29

12-04-2006, 03:57 PM	#14
Surt brutulord Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Ing R Land Posts: 11,923 Rep Power: 29	don't tell me i've scared everyone off with the midget porn?

12-08-2006, 03:27 AM	#15
Stugrog Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sweden Posts: 179 Rep Power: 16	Ha... that was nothing short of disgusting hahaha... Im afraid I have nothing to top that with right now but I'll keep my eyes open

12-08-2006, 03:29 AM	#16
Stugrog Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sweden Posts: 179 Rep Power: 16	But in the meantime let me just post something really really beautiful right here: Rk Lag GP TP 1 HV71 29 56 2 MOD 29 53 3 TIK 30 52 4 FBK 30 50 5 LHC 29 45 6 BIF 29 45 7 LHF 29 41 8 SAIK 29 41 9 FRÖ 29 34 10 DIF 29 31 11 MIK 29 31 12 MIF 29 25

12-08-2006, 10:20 PM	#17
Surt brutulord Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Ing R Land Posts: 11,923 Rep Power: 29	well i officially now know how to say i've got an erection in Philippino, so my life is that little bit closer to divine enlightenment!

12-18-2006, 08:02 PM	#19
Surt brutulord Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Ing R Land Posts: 11,923 Rep Power: 29	'tini gassan ako' (tinny gassan ack-o) means "i've got an erection" or you can say 'tini gassan sheh' (but don't really pronounce the 'eh'). Also if you ever meet a Polish person you can call them 'bardzo kuruva pedow' (no doubt not the right literal spelling but a phonetic one), or 'odd pierl dol she' (odd pee-yair-l dol she). First one means "very fucking gay" and the second "fuck off". Who said having immigrants invade your workplace was a bad thing when they can teach you so many random swear words?

12-18-2006, 08:08 PM	#20
Surt brutulord Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Ing R Land Posts: 11,923 Rep Power: 29	not the usual thing that people who type 'suffocation' into the Google image search are looking for... ('pwn3d' added by myself out of sheer necessity)

12-19-2006, 03:28 AM	#21
Stugrog Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sweden Posts: 179 Rep Power: 16	Yeah we have toured with Polish Vesania and crue from Massive Music... The word Curva (or Kuruva as you write) is the most frequent word used I have ever heard hahaha... in a sentence with 10 words I would have to say that curva was at least 5 of those

12-19-2006, 06:23 AM	#22
Onkel_Herpes Shitfaced User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Malmö, Sweden Posts: 343 Rep Power: 16	I typed in suffo into google's picture search.. this is what I found: remember surt, don't go putting your babies in plastic storage boxes. Plastic baaaag

12-20-2006, 06:31 PM	#27
Suicide Machine Registered User Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orschel, Germany Posts: 2,365 Rep Power: 17	I'm more worried that the Dutch post will do something extremly gay like with the Spawn of Possession packages. :/ Something smells kinda fishy when people from New York get receive their stuff earlier than people in Germany or even Holland.

12-20-2006, 06:52 PM	#28
Onkel_Herpes Shitfaced User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Malmö, Sweden Posts: 343 Rep Power: 16	true that. Hopefully things will go better with this release so that people that ordered it will receive it in time.

12-20-2006, 07:48 PM	#29
slayer_destroy_all Registered User Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 49 Rep Power: 0	I hope it gets here before you guys do on tour because I want to know every single word. ANd wearing that tshirt would be sweeeet!

12-26-2006, 09:21 PM	#30
Surt brutulord Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Ing R Land Posts: 11,923 Rep Power: 29	i just got a message on Myspace from this kid pimping some porn website out to me... kids today eh.