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Old 01-03-2007, 05:42 AM   #31
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An elefant meets a Camel in the desert:

elefant: Hy camel, tell me, could it be that your boobs are on your back?
camel(very angry): and that is told to me by somebody who is having the cock in his face.
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An elefant meets a Camel in the desert:

elefant: Hy camel, tell me, could it be that your boobs are on your back?
camel(very angry): and that is told to me by somebody who is having the cock in his face.
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Old 01-04-2007, 05:35 AM   #33
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A hunter drives along a very small path. Suddenly a frog jumps out of the bushes. The hunter stires like a berzerker to avoid killing the frog. The frog jumps into his car and says: Thank you sir , and, let me tell you, I`m not really a frog, I`m a wizard and you have one wish free now.
The hunter says: Ok, look, in the back of my car there`s Waldi my old hunting dog - make him young again. frog jumps back, looks at the dog and says: Hunter, look , his teeth are falling out, his fur is just horrible, he is fat like a pig ...... I can`t help him anymore - don`t you have another wish? Hunter: ok, lets get to my home and you make my wife sexy and young again. They do so , and the frog goes into the house to fullfill his duty. After a while he comes out and asks the hunter: Ähhm, Hunter, can you show me that dog again?
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