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Old 07-18-2006, 02:21 PM   #1
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Only in Holland - Paedophiles Political Party!

From todays Metro!

A Paedo Political Party that wants to lower the age of consent from 16 to 12 has been approved by a court. The PNVD, or Brotherly Love, Freedom and Diversity, is unlikely to win a seat in parliament as it only has 3 members!

Are 2 of them on here???
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Old 07-18-2006, 04:01 PM   #2
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Sounds interesting... Maybe if they are allowed to create a paedophile party I can create a bestiality party....
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Old 07-18-2006, 04:17 PM   #3
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Isn't it their credo that they want it reduced to 12 then eventually abolished entirely?

Plus from what I saw on the news a few weeks ago, they want it to be legal for 16 year olds to appear in pornography...
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Old 07-18-2006, 04:37 PM   #4
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With the 16 year old thing, all I can say is that 16 year old girls are only hot if you are a certain age or if they are actually hot.
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Old 07-18-2006, 04:41 PM   #5
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With the 16 year old thing, all I can say is that 16 year old girls are only hot...if they are actually hot.
no shit Sherlock.

i like women with a whole loada crunk in their trunk, which 16 year olds don't tend to have, so I'll leave them to those who want to risk jailbait.
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Old 07-18-2006, 04:55 PM   #6
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no shit Sherlock.

i like women with a whole loada crunk in their trunk, which 16 year olds don't tend to have, so I'll leave them to those who want to risk jailbait.
You did not finish my quote. They can be hot if you are up to a certain age (around 26), but any age above that and people usually find those which 16 year old boys deem hot to be not.
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Old 07-18-2006, 05:30 PM   #7
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Like Shaggy; It wasn't me.

I'm just gay for Scottish hairy fellas and bald Brits.
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Old 07-18-2006, 05:39 PM   #8
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What about people who were born in South Africa?
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Old 07-18-2006, 06:25 PM   #9
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Okay, alright...I'm gay for just about anyone.
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Old 07-18-2006, 06:33 PM   #10
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Old 07-19-2006, 06:58 AM   #11
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isnt the law more about age gap ove there? like a couple of 14 year olds can fuck each other but a 30 year old man cant bang no 14 year old broad.

this is like when we had the gay rights marches when they wanted to bring the gay age of consent down to 16. No 16 year old boys ever marched, just sweaty 40 year old fat men. and wilson.
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Old 07-19-2006, 09:03 AM   #12
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As I read your reply, Ben, I was wondering when Wilson would be mentioned.
I'm glad he was, eventually.
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These paedo's need to buy a big fuckin goldfish and attach it to their nobs
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Old 07-19-2006, 11:11 AM   #14
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Would be better if they attached light bulbs to their dicks. More painful. And that way children can test whether someone is a paedophile or not, simply by electrocuting them!

I know it won't really work. But it would be funny if loads of small children started electocuting people.
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Old 07-19-2006, 11:32 AM   #15
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I think this method of paedophile spotting and preventation has been excersized in the Electric Six's video "Danger, Danger!".
And with goldfish sucking them off all day they would be empty of spunk sauce to dazzle the kiddies with and their dicks will smell like what cats are after for din din's and so would cause them to be continously pounced on by felines of varying forms and sizes.
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Old 07-19-2006, 12:38 PM   #16
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What if they also have a cat fetish? All you would be doing is helping the paedophiles.
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Old 07-19-2006, 01:24 PM   #17
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Did i mention the fish have abnormaly bad AIDS?
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Did anyone see the Peepshow episode where Superhans started running a pub? He wanted to be real edgy and name it Free The Paedos. Excepty Jez thought that was a bad plan and said they should call it The Rose And Crown.

In the end they comprimised and called it The Rose And The Paedophile.
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Peep show is the best!

"I mean whats wrong with being gay? You know exactly where you are with a cock!"
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Old 07-19-2006, 02:21 PM   #20
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Did i mention the fish have abnormaly bad AIDS?
.... Good point..... Then again, cats have herpes. So it can be good to stick fish on their dicks...
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Old 07-20-2006, 06:20 AM   #21
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Im glad we are on the same boat, sailor.
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Old 07-20-2006, 05:31 PM   #22
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I'm not a sailor. I'm a cabin boy.
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Old 07-21-2006, 12:47 PM   #23
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So stop talking get down there!
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Old 07-21-2006, 02:14 PM   #24
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Fine. I shall go clean the cabins.
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Old 07-23-2006, 04:35 PM   #25
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Skeletor bought a dvd off some dodgy slanty eyed peeps in the pub last called HARD CANDY, they should show that film to some pedos to make them think twice! uugghhh
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Old 07-25-2006, 08:19 AM   #26
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They are in our governement. My but hearts so bad since they have taken power :-(
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Old 07-25-2006, 11:48 AM   #27
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They are in our governement. My but hearts so bad since they have taken power :-(
Ha ha ha. This is why you need to wear a mousetrap near your ass....
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thanks for tip I´ll try that. But I guess there is a law that denies this self protection... :-( damn extremists
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