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Old 11-05-2006, 03:05 PM   #1
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Jokes

Allright - post your favourite Jokes in here:

I start:

An englishman, an American and a German meet somewhere on a farm - they see a goatstable and decide to try who can bear the bad smell of the Goats for the longest time.
The englishman starts and comes out coughing after 3 minutes.
The american goes next and comes out coughing after 10 Minutes.
The german goes in and minute after minute passes bye - after 30 minutes the goats run away coughing.
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Old 11-06-2006, 11:22 AM   #2
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I know a good joke......GOREROTTED what a fucking joke. :jerkoff1f
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Old 11-06-2006, 11:59 AM   #3
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Two total stinkers and counting....

How about "Why do Russians wear such tight jeans?"

Answer - In case Chernobil fallout.
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Old 11-06-2006, 01:08 PM   #4
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Whats Wilsons favourite poultry ? Cock
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Old 11-06-2006, 02:45 PM   #5
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How can you tell if your child has been molested?
Check for rhinestones.
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Old 11-06-2006, 03:34 PM   #6
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A Bunny is running through the forrest, runs into a tree, gets unconscious and looses its rememberings. It askes a skunk: Buddy, can ya help me - I cant remember who I am. Skunk: sure , you got big ears, a cuddly tale and big teeth - you are a bunny.
the Skunk is happy that he could help the bunny, doesnt pay attention and runs into a tree - looses its rememberings. It calls after the bunny: Buddy, I helped you, help me now, I dont know who I am.
Bunny: allright, look - you are neither white nor black and you stink - you are a turk
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Old 11-06-2006, 10:15 PM   #7
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Q: what do you call a Thalidomide baby in the ocean?


A: Bob





Q: What's pink, 12 inches and keeps women up all night screaming?


A: Cot-death.
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Old 11-06-2006, 11:21 PM   #8
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why does jesus drive an automatic?



kinda hard to drive stick with a hole in your hand
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Old 11-07-2006, 03:35 PM   #9
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What is pale white, round and bobs up and down in a child's bed?
Wacko Jacko's ass.

What is white, round and bobs up and down in the bed of everyone who posts on this board?
Wilson's ass.
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Old 11-07-2006, 08:55 PM   #10
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Q: What is a 6.9?

A: A 69 interrupted by a period.



Q: What's chinese for 69?

A: Tu Kan Chu



Q: What's blue and orange and sits on the bottom of a swimming pool?

A: A baby with deflated arm-bands.



Q: What's red, dances, and spits occasionally?

A: A baby on a barbeque.




Q: What do paedophiles have after dinner?

A: Under Eights.
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Old 11-08-2006, 10:27 AM   #11
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Why does Jeremy Beadle always lose at cards???

Because he's got a crap hand!
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Old 11-08-2006, 11:04 AM   #12
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what do you get when you hit a woman with a brick?


I don't know about you but i get a hard-on!
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Old 11-08-2006, 03:25 PM   #13
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Why did the woman cross the street?

Who gives a fuck. Why the fuck is she not in the kitchen?
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Old 11-08-2006, 04:04 PM   #14
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What has a wife and a punching bag got in common?
They are both fun to punch, and when they get old and worn out you can always exchange them for a younger model.
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Old 11-08-2006, 07:55 PM   #15
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Q: What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?


A: Wipe his ass !!



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Old 11-23-2006, 05:14 AM   #16
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What comes out if you combine Wilsons genes with the genes of a donkey?

Nobody knows that exactly - once a scientist tried to do it, and the last words you heard from him where: Noooooo, heeeeelp - get away from my ass you horney bastard !!!!!!
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Old 11-23-2006, 09:54 AM   #17
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What's black and has 17 nipples? A binbag at the breast cancer clinic...........
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Old 11-23-2006, 10:21 AM   #18
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Whats pink and smells of Holly?











Ian Huntley's Penis
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Old 11-27-2006, 10:11 AM   #19
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Q: What is green, slimey and smells of pork?





A: Kermit's finger

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Old 11-27-2006, 10:21 AM   #20
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Q: What's tiny and smelly


A; My penis
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Old 12-10-2006, 05:55 PM   #21
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Old 12-14-2006, 01:24 PM   #22
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It's fucking cold here, but it's minus five in Ipswitch...........
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Old 12-16-2006, 09:47 AM   #23
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What does it tell you if your wife walkes from the kitchen into the livingroom?
(That the chain is too long)

Why can`t you leave blonde girls alone with some chickens?
(cause they`ll try to blow the cock)

Two deaf fishermen meet: Hi, are you going fishing? - No I`m going fishing - Oh, ok I thought you were going fisching.

Whats the easiest way to tell if sombody is gay or not?
(just ask yourself: Does he look similar to Wilson?)
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Old 12-16-2006, 08:29 PM   #24
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Santa's been getting to work early this year dropping gifts from his bulging sack and leaving prossies under the tree.
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Old 12-16-2006, 08:30 PM   #25
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jolly Roger
Q: What's tiny and smelly


A; My penis
you forgot ginger ;)
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Old 12-17-2006, 10:00 AM   #26
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you forgot ginger ;)
I'm not ginger...
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Old 12-17-2006, 03:34 PM   #27
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What do you do if your wife comes in with two black eyes?

Nothing. You've told her twice already..........
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Old 12-17-2006, 06:08 PM   #28
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What does a wife have in common with a punching bag?
They are both fun to hit, and when they get old and saggy you can always exchange them for a younger, firmer model.
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Old 12-17-2006, 06:09 PM   #29
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I'm not ginger...
i meant your cock itself being an awkward tint of rust actually...
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Old 12-18-2006, 03:18 AM   #30
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i meant your cock itself being an awkward tint of rust actually...
Oh yeah...
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