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Old 02-20-2009, 05:55 PM   #1
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I thought Manowar Made A Lot Of Money

Guess not http://metalinquisition.blogspot.com/
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Old 02-20-2009, 06:02 PM   #2
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I'm not sure why, but for some reason metal fans (and especially metal musicians) fetishize technique like Mortiis slurping on a stinky toe. It's as though a band is only as good as the number of notes they play per second. This isn't a new phenomenon, but as the bar gets raised higher and higher, it leads to what we like to call "riff salad," or albums that might as well be a collection of blindingly fast, yet incredibly boring, riffs thrown into a Salad Shooter and spit out the other end, topped with a sprinkling of Willowtip logos. With that in mind, we decided to have a cookoff at our Mid-Atlantic Innovation Center to find out who has the best recipe for riff salad (or worst, as the case may be)! We will rate them on a scale of 1 to 10 Unique Leader logos, with 10 being the ultimate in riff salad.
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Old 02-20-2009, 06:23 PM   #3
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i do enjoy deed's riff salad
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Old 02-20-2009, 08:18 PM   #4
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It's a retarded article written in a disrepectful tone. I don't really understand these kind of shallow people, that would write this sort of thing.

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Old 02-21-2009, 02:39 AM   #5
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Big fucking deal, Manowar are people just like us. What a surprise! Auburn, NY is rather depressing.
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Old 02-21-2009, 04:35 AM   #6
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Old 02-21-2009, 04:44 AM   #7
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I also like that they try to bash Joey Belladonna's house which is apparently worth over $300k. That's an above average home in most normal areas.
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Old 02-21-2009, 04:48 AM   #8
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Hmmm weird
He rags on their houses, yet they don't look that small to me
I also heard they get paid BIG when they play, well often anyway
Oh well, either way - I don't like them haha
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Old 02-21-2009, 05:11 AM   #9
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I'm sure they do alright on all of those Euro fests/tours, but I also imagine that a lot of it goes right back into it. Their houses don't look incredible, but how much does a person really need? He should get pics of the rest of Auburn, NY. It all looks like that.
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Old 02-21-2009, 05:23 AM   #10
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I'm sure they do alright on all of those Euro fests/tours, but I also imagine that a lot of it goes right back into it. Their houses don't look incredible, but how much does a person really need? He should get pics of the rest of Auburn, NY. It all looks like that.

Yeah, but 1 person (and perhaps a partner) in 2 story houses.
Not exactly struggling.
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It is odd that Joey still lives with his parents though.
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Old 02-21-2009, 07:44 AM   #12
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This blog is BRILLIANT, simply BRILLIANT.
The frequent mentions of the Nocturnus Time Machine (The concept of some songs from The Key) and Mike Browning are fucking awesome!
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Old 02-21-2009, 05:43 PM   #13
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Manowar? Manowar!
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Old 02-21-2009, 11:35 PM   #15
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did you ever think that people like music for a reason other than riffs tzim?
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Old 02-21-2009, 11:53 PM   #16
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did you ever think that people like music for a reason other than riffs tzim?
...how is this in any way an appropriate response?
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Old 02-22-2009, 09:49 PM   #17
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I bet whoever wrote this is miles away of owning a house. What a faggot.
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Old 02-22-2009, 10:12 PM   #18
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being a member of Manowar > being a member of the metal community that thrashes Manowar on the internet
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Old 02-22-2009, 10:15 PM   #19
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Joey DeMaio has a glass eye.

He should just wear an eyepatch. Eyepatches are metal as fuck.
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Old 02-22-2009, 10:22 PM   #20
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Joey DeMaio has a glass eye.

He should just wear an eyepatch. Eyepatches are metal as fuck.
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Old 02-22-2009, 10:37 PM   #21
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Fuck houses in Auburn are cheap... here that house of Erics would probably be worth upwards of $350K (about $200K US). Stoopid overpriced Aussie real estate....
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Fuck houses in Auburn are cheap... here that house of Erics would probably be worth upwards of $350K (about $200K US). Stoopid overpriced Aussie real estate....
Everything is overpriced in Australia, haha.
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Old 02-22-2009, 11:47 PM   #23
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Everything is overpriced in Australia, haha.
Houses - check.
Electronics - check.
Beer - check.
Gas - check.
Hookers - check.
Cocaine - check.
Ecstasy - check.

Just as well the weather's good and the beaches are nice
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being a member of Manowar > being a member of the metal community that thrashes Manowar on the internet

Manowar rules, although this article was funny
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Fuck houses in Auburn are cheap... here that house of Erics would probably be worth upwards of $350K (about $200K US). Stoopid overpriced Aussie real estate....
You really need to see Auburn to get why housing costs are down so low. Any time I've been to upstate NY it was rather depressing to see all of the run down industry that is no longer in business.
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You really need to see Auburn to get why housing costs are down so low. Any time I've been to upstate NY it was rather depressing to see all of the run down industry that is no longer in business.
Ah ok, fair enough then. Average American houses/yards always look fucking huge compared to everwhere else though. That house of Erics looks pretty big to my eyes.
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It's all quite witty and well-written, but mocking people for not being rich (among other things) is not very metal.
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It's all quite witty and well-written, but mocking people for not being rich (among other things) is not very metal.
I think it's kinda justified in Manowar's case though, given their self-appointed metal god status.
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things that come from horrible places like New Jersey and upstate New York
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Ah ok, fair enough then. Average American houses/yards always look fucking huge compared to everwhere else though. That house of Erics looks pretty big to my eyes.
Oh, I don't mean to imply that his house looks like shit. It's just an average house and more than likely better than the non house the writer of this article lives in.
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