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Old 07-04-2013, 09:51 PM   #1
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Inside the mind of Ron Sword

Inside the mind of Ron Sword

(Bootleg t-shirt maker, amatuer "luthier", micro-penis guitarist,"author" and mental case)

Disclaimer: The screenshots of emails and Facebook private messages contained within this page may lower your IQ. Some who have viewed these screenshots
also reported naseau, dizziness, erectile dysfunction, diarrhea and or constipation, bed wetting, herpes, and an uncontrollable desire to punch yourself in
the asshole.

In June of 2012, it came to my attention that someone was yet again selling bootleg Severed Savior
T-shirts on Ebay. When this has happened a few times in the past, we have sent a message to the seller requesting the listing be taken down. Sometimes it works, and sometimes it doesn't.
But what usually works almost immediately every time is when you mention the word "attorney". So to put it into context, at the time of this Ebay listing, we were preparing
to go out on the road for our reunion tour. We had been spending thousands of dollars on gear, countless hours rehearsing, and had just established our relationship
with IFMerch.com. A month or so before the tour had started, we were pretty much broke. Counting on every single dollar from merch sales to put gas in van we had rented for
tour.

So when I saw this Ebay listing for Severed Savior shirts available in all sizes and colors, you bet your ass I emailed the seller and told him to take it down. What you are
about to witness is what ensued.....







This concluded our Ebay discussion. Notice the tactics used here by the guilty party when confronted. Insult, name drop, and threaten with some form of Kung-Fu.
Classic strategy. I on the other hand attempted to discuss the matter rationally. Which obviously is a mistake when dealing with a Wing-Tsun master. Anyways, I was able to
find out the name of this seller and add him on Facebook. Let the good times roll......





Wow is right. So let me get this straight... you made shirts for your buddy's birthday, but then sold them on Ebay and listed that they were available in all colors and
sizes. Makes perfect sense. Let's continue, as it hasn't even begun to get interesting yet.



to be continued....
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Old 07-04-2013, 09:51 PM   #2
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It's Chris Reifert not Reinhart, genius.


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Old 07-04-2013, 09:52 PM   #3
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So at this point, I've been in contact with a few different people in different bands who he had been saying most of the same shit to. One of them pointed out that he was now bragging that
I offered him a job making and selling our merch on the upcoming tour. Classic.





Oh christ, here we go again with the "look how important I am" shit.





Continued below......
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Old 07-04-2013, 09:58 PM   #4
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Old 07-04-2013, 10:15 PM   #5
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Related to my interests.
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Old 07-04-2013, 10:18 PM   #6
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Re: Inside the mind of Ron Sword

continued....

Actually, Lille (who is a good friend of mine) messaged me saying he was sick of being harassed non-stop by this idiot, and basically apologized in attempts to get him to
shut the fuck up finally. So I decide to take Lille's lead and apologized for using the term Lawyer in my original Ebay message.



So yeah, the dude demands an apology from me. I swallowed my pride, and apologized. Again failing at an attempt to get any sort of point across to this idiot.

This concluded our conversation up to that point. The little fucker didn't even have the decency to acknowledge my apology, let alone take any responsibility for his actions.
I'm sure what he did was copy/paste my apology into another conversation he was having with some other band who he was trying to rip off. Anyways, I didn't get any further replies.
I figured this bi-polar moron had moved onto a new target.

ONE YEAR LATER

I get a random message from this idiot a year later.




After this most recent and random interaction, he decides to block me on Facebook so I can't reply. Cute. It took me less than 5 minutes to find his email address and home address.
So I sign up for a gmail account using his name, and his home address as the email address.



As you can see, he is on the verge of another mental breakdown. Which means my job is done here. Though I'm sure there will be more to come.....
Thank you for taking the time to read through all of this. Hopefully you were as entertained as I was. And please, take time to visit our friend Ron on one of his various websites:
https://www.facebook.com/LastSacrament <---his band
http://www.facebook.com/therealronsword <---his fb page
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Sword...s/160836231357 <---Ron Sword Guitars Facebook page
http://therealronsword.blogspot.com/ <---his blog
http://swordguitars.blogspot.com/ <---his guitar blog
http://metatonalmusic.com/Swordguitars/ <---where he sells guitars he's butchered
http://launch.groups.yahoo.com/group.../message/94845 <----review of his guitar business dealings
http://www.sevenstring.org/forum/off...d-guitars.html <---awesome
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Old 07-04-2013, 10:27 PM   #7
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Re: Inside the mind of Ron Sword

Dude please dont waste anymore time on this faggot. Everyone knows how much of a fucking waste of sperm he is. Please we all hate that faggot and we love SS. Also I'd love to see severed savior 10 or 15 more time before I overdose on OxyContin woooooooop
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Old 07-04-2013, 10:27 PM   #8
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Old 07-04-2013, 10:31 PM   #9
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Dude reserve me another fuck the humans shirt my shit is old and fading


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Old 07-04-2013, 10:44 PM   #10
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Re: Inside the mind of Ron Sword

Fuck me, what a spastic fuck.

EDIT: you know the demons i could spread

I do feel nauseous.

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Old 07-04-2013, 10:45 PM   #11
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Enjoy!
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Old 07-04-2013, 10:47 PM   #12
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Re: Inside the mind of Ron Sword

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Dude please dont waste anymore time on this faggot. Everyone knows how much of a fucking waste of sperm he is. Please we all hate that faggot and we love SS. Also I'd love to see severed savior 10 or 15 more time before I overdose on OxyContin woooooooop
Haha well, I never planned on wasting time on this idiot. It's always interesting to see someone have a mental breakdown. As far as taking the time to compile all these screenshots and post them here... he I think he asked for it. I had let it go for a year. But with his most recent messages, I felt compelled to go public.
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Old 07-04-2013, 11:01 PM   #13
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I love you Mike.
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Old 07-04-2013, 11:01 PM   #14
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Holy fuck what a lunatic
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Old 07-04-2013, 11:05 PM   #15
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I love you Mike.
I love you too buddy
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Old 07-04-2013, 11:17 PM   #16
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what a knuckle-dragging shitheel

"death metal brotherhood" my cock
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Old 07-04-2013, 11:17 PM   #17
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Re: Inside the mind of Ron Sword

I love these kind of threads. This is what smn was always about. The Shawn Whittaker threads, pretty much everything in hands should have slipped, the brain drill shit. Thank you so much for posting this. I hope he joins the forum.
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Old 07-04-2013, 11:20 PM   #18
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I love these kind of threads. This is what smn was always about. The Shawn Whittaker threads, pretty much everything in hands should have slipped, the brain drill shit. Thank you so much for posting this. I hope he joins the forum.
You are most welcome! But the pleasure is all mine. Been wanting to start this thread for over a year.
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Old 07-04-2013, 11:25 PM   #19
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Was just going to post what Schwenger said. This couldn't have come on a better time.

You could have a website like the guys from dontevenreply.com or 27bslash6.com
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The sad part is at least Whitaker had a Coke problem. This dude is just a fucking loser. Garbage bags are rising.
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I think I just contracted brain cancer from reading this; will have to sell bootleg SS shirts to pay expenses for chemo treatment. Dude's autistic.
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Old 07-04-2013, 11:33 PM   #22
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lol here's more!! http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/6393/ronny1.png
This is a convo with someone else though.
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Holy shit I haven't been on SMN in ages, but I had to come back for this. Ron Sword is a punk bitch and I have some screencaps from last year to prove it.
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He brings us all back together!
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Dude that's Brian's old ass fucking convo Jesus lets just kill this fucker and run a train on His dead mother
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Fuck having to have 15 posts to post urls.
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Omg I haven't been this intrigued about the Internet since I found out girls fuck each other
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Old 07-04-2013, 11:37 PM   #28
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"dude"


Mike, you handled this better than I ever would've.

edit: also, Mike, drop his ass.

-Cwyn.

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I like how in the other conversation, he is saying Severed is cool with him. Holy batshit.
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Yeah Mike, he name drops you and Whitaker multiple times in mine.
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