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Old 08-05-2010, 05:21 PM   #1
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Humans, What do you feed your Zombies?

Greetings Inchoates,

Gogog wanted me to ask you what you feed your zombies. Ours has been eating a lot of brains, lately, but Hulg seems to need something more...

We figure there must be some experts out there given all the zombie movies that have come out in the past aeon.

So...let us know!
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Old 08-07-2010, 12:19 AM   #2
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Old 08-09-2010, 05:16 PM   #3
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Hey, watch it there, SIN! In my earthly incarnation to you sniveling mortals I take the form of a Cat. So, A Band of Orcs have agreed that ALL cats will be spared when the Domination comes, because you never know if you're f*cking with the Grimp when you mess with a cat.

This is an official decree from oRc ToweR! Cats are servants of Gzoroth and therefore must be treated with deference or those who do them harm shall be cast into the jaws of Gzoroth. Besides, servants of the light seem to hate cats so much that they burned them in droves along with the witches during the time period you humans call the Inquisition. That makes them my kind of people, heheheheh!
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Old 08-16-2010, 02:40 AM   #4
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Tasty cat=z

hUlg likew to step on catz, they crunchez so verry verry gud. hulg like crunchy cat brainz, make gud appetizar
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Old 08-16-2010, 11:24 AM   #5
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Heh. Looks like someone stepped on the Grimp's tail, there!

Cats may be all well and good when alive, but afterwards... why not feed those cuddly zombies a little puddy tat? Especially 'cause Stephen King has told us the truth: undead cats are even worse than undead humans!

I feed my zombie eggshells. He likes the way they crunch. Plus, sometimes the eggshells over here in Ingland still have poop and feathers on them. The extra flavour makes my zombie happy.
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Old 08-26-2010, 02:30 PM   #6
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Hehehe, yes, fear my undead kitty army!
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Old 12-21-2010, 12:13 AM   #7
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I dont has a z0mbie

where can i buys ones?

if i hads ones i would feeds hims brains cuz z0mbiez eet brainz
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Old 01-03-2011, 01:03 AM   #8
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Old 01-27-2011, 02:30 AM   #9
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Old 01-27-2011, 02:40 PM   #10
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Chinese people, but in about 2 hours there hungry again.
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Old 01-27-2011, 02:51 PM   #11
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i feed zombies british comedians.
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Re: Humans, What do you feed your Zombies?

Кто-нибудь это читает?
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Re: Humans, What do you feed your Zombies?

Zombie Chow.
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