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theberzerker 11-02-2005 09:00 PM


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Shirt sizes are -
large: chest 22.5" (58cm), length 31" (78cm)
small: chest 18" (45cm), length 29" (73cm)

UK - GBP 15.00 including postage+packaging

Europe - EUROS 24.00 including postage+packaging

US - USD$ 30.00 including post+pack

Australia - AUS$40.00 including post+pack

These are the only currencies we accept in.

Address all cheques to 'SAM BEAN', 7a warnford road, bournemouth dorset UNITED KINGDOM BH65PF With your name, address and SHIRT SIZE


For anyone with a UK bank account or a global bank account, a direct deposit option is available on request from:

All orders are to have the sending address typed out or block-printed. Orders with illegible or incomplete addresses will be resealed and marked 'return to sender'.

Orders with incorrect amounts - even minor - will be returned. Cheque orders are pending the cheque clearance. We hold no responsibility for orders gone missing in the mail

We advise anyone with concerns to use recorded delivery. We imagine we'll run out of Large and Small sizes quick - if an order for one of these shirts can't be replaced with a Medium size in the event of none of the ordered size being available, please let us know in the order so that we can return it.

Any additional questions

hellboy 11-02-2005 09:03 PM

ill go a short sleeve shirt (I hate my longsleeve) and possibly a beanie if the price is right, but ill wait till you guys are touring till i buy them I hate sending money o/s

acculja 11-02-2005 09:09 PM

I'll buy a hoodie or a tshirt when you guys tour if I get to see you. The last time I sent money in the mail, it never reached the recipient.

absinthe fairy 11-02-2005 09:10 PM

YAY FOR GIRLY SHIRTS!!! My old Zerker shirt looks like a sack. XL...pssh.

Actually, i'm going to buy everything....and dress myself head to foot in Berzerker clothes like a stalker!

kimio 11-02-2005 09:18 PM

must get berzerker merch!!! :hbang32en

ofXnoXorigin 11-02-2005 09:20 PM

that, quite honestly, is the best berzerker shirt i've seen so far. i'm getting this as soon as it comes out! great work man!

also, if you can, bring back the old 2D dual dragon image!!! :(

maggot216 11-02-2005 09:45 PM


Originally Posted by ofXnoXorigin
that, quite honestly, is the best berzerker shirt i've seen so far. i'm getting this as soon as it comes out! great work man!

also, if you can, bring back the old 2D dual dragon image!!! :(

basically i feel the same way, i wish i could get a a high res pic of the old dragons because i want to make a hoodie with it.

on the back i would put some stuff also

GregGory 11-02-2005 10:08 PM

This Shirt Logo Kicks Much Ass.
As Far As The Pole Goes, I Would Get Everything Save For A Shirt/Hoodie. Reason Being Is I Wear 4x, Yeah I Like My Shit Baggy. But Fuck To Have A Berzerker Zippo And Watch And Hat. Stuff Like That Would Be Awesome.

Luke You Kicked Ass With This One


SSJ2 Vegeta 11-02-2005 11:05 PM

You can only choose one option, what the fuck.

Anyway, I wouldn't mind have a Berzerker beanie and poster. As for another t-shirt...mine might be a little worn out, but it's still good. I don't think $40+ is worth another one, heh.

a global threat 11-02-2005 11:42 PM

id want a zip up hoodie

Big-Al 11-03-2005 12:08 AM

patch definatly!

obviously a t-shirt (size M)

and, maybe a hoodie.. maybe?

Heavy Metal Jesus 11-03-2005 01:26 AM

T-shirt definitely. I need to get ahold of $30 now.

a global threat 11-03-2005 01:36 AM

im a little confused though and i hope i dont get destroyed by you guys haha

is everything that we can vote for avaible to buy from SAM BEAN right now? becuase i really want a fuckin zip up hoodie

theberzerker 11-03-2005 02:30 AM

THE BERZERKER "EXTREME HATRED T-SHIRT" L,M,S is the ONLY merch avail.. at the moment... the poll is to give us some idea of what to do next... cause these will sell quick...

Johnsy 11-03-2005 06:31 AM

A Berzerker Cap would be awesome

Darkchef 11-03-2005 07:28 AM

Ill definately want a hoodie and a shirt. Im Ordering ASAP.

a global threat 11-03-2005 10:50 AM

damnit i need money :( hahaha

Carcass 11-03-2005 12:11 PM


Originally Posted by theberzerker

Looks great.. Want to buy one.. only problem is that i'm a bit afraid to send money trhu mail.. think it'll get lost..

berzerker bass 11-03-2005 02:27 PM

feel free to contact me at if you want to try and arrange alternative payment options, such as a bank-to-bank transmission, cheques made out to the receiver only, etc

Darkchef 11-03-2005 02:51 PM

How many are being made because i dont know when im going to have the cash ?

MindRape 11-03-2005 03:58 PM

Any chance of a XL size - I am a bit of a larger structured person. :)
Love the new design though.

Lorgar 11-03-2005 04:51 PM


Originally Posted by MindRape
Any chance of a XL size - I am a bit of a larger structured person. :)
Love the new design though.

I agree for the need of an XL shirt!

EDIT: Also, a Berzerker poster wouldn't go amiss! :D

lil_andy 11-03-2005 06:26 PM

$40AU is a bit much for a T-Shirt isn't it?

hellboy 11-03-2005 08:46 PM

these are coming from the UK andy so that + postage is pretty decent since p/h would be around near the 10 dollar mark

lil_andy 11-03-2005 09:45 PM

Ahh cheers.

I thought Luke would have had some.

berzerker bass 11-04-2005 05:47 AM

All shirts are being made in the UK, so apologies for the P&P charges.

For those worried about the size of large shirts, I'll try and get some perspective shots of them up as soon as possible.

assimilate 11-04-2005 05:50 AM

looks cool hell i'd mission to bournemouth just to get one lol!!!! i'll wait for a bit as funds are tight also would prefer a lngsleev in xl i kinda given up on shortsleeves need xl longsleeves!!!!

Raziel4707 11-04-2005 08:59 AM

man i don't get paid mtil the tenth of december, really hope some shirts or something will be aorund then!

Lorgar 11-04-2005 12:06 PM

I'd go to Bournemouth to get one, to save postage, and buy Sam a pint :D

dave salmon 11-05-2005 03:42 PM

Goddamn, where are the xl's for people with beer-guts and man boobs?

Oh, and i would definately like postes and stickers, already voted for hoodies!

Is there any way of getting a berzerker shirt made up to order? i knows its a bit of a retarded question because its more than likley a no, but i would pay what ever, i just want an xl berzerker t-shirt, i dont like stuff that "fits", i like stuff thats baggy and hangs off me, which is a bit hard to find.

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