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Old 04-08-2021, 03:06 PM   #61
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Very happy to announce I am the winner of this year's bestposter award yet again despite not having posted this year and it being April, a testament to how terrible you all are
So you didn't die of Covid after all eh? Well, we can't have everything.

Meanwhile, my ass hurts... due to a hemhorroid I just had removed. I wanted you to know that.
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Old 04-09-2021, 05:34 AM   #62
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I work in an operating theatre and I see haemorrhoids all the time. Gotta drink more water ya cunt!
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Old 04-09-2021, 10:33 PM   #63
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Hemorrhoids are just God's little presents to us mere mortals. If you have one, consider yourself blessed.
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Old 04-10-2021, 08:31 PM   #64
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Had one that went away when I kept on top of it with the cream. Barr some freak accident surgery sounds so unnecessary.
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Old 04-11-2021, 12:59 PM   #65
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Don't even need surgery for them anymore - there's this new technique they're doing where they put some tiny rubber bands on them and they all off after a couple days. Kinda like castrating a bull. It's an unpleasant process, buuuuut the relief is worth it.
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Old 04-13-2021, 03:57 AM   #66
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Sometimes the surgeons just push the haemorrhoids back in with their fingers.
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