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Old 01-13-2022, 07:25 PM   #1
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I want you all to know the real reason I wanted to become a mod

So I feel like it's time that I can finally say something about this...

Years ago, I wanted to become mod of this board. I acted like my intentions were pure, but there was something far more sinister at work.

At the time, BTBAM was starting to really take off. Alaska was doing well, they were getting play on MTV2 and FUSE. Colors hadn't happened yet. Prog Nation hadn't happened yet. That worldwide success wasn't there yet.

But I saw it coming.

I had a plan to stop it.

We were starting to get a huge influx of new members on the board. Telling people to Shut up, n00b. wasn't working anymore. These people still kept posting, even though we didn't want them here.

But then, I thought, what if someone from the inside were able to do something about this?

In place of a simple poster, you would have a King!

I would turn this place into a hellhole. We would become a notorious shithole of the internet (instead of just a regular shithole). The band would never be able to distance itself from us.

We would singlehandedly ruin the upward career trajectory of BTBAM.

There would be no Great Misdirect. No Parallax. No Colors 2.

BTBAM would be resigned to playing Mordecai every goddamn show until the end of time, begging us, suckling on the teet of the elite few messageboard posters who would still attend their shows.

Yes... yes... there was a chance. An opportunity to force Thomas Giles Rogers to scream "2005, welcome to perfection!" every night for decades to come.

You all ruined it!
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I agree completely, Shawn.
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Shawn - really smart, you wouldn't think he's as young as he is. and a really understanding dude. great guy.
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good news im not killing myself anymore yaaaayy
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Period blood barely even smells at all, and usually amongst all the other smells and tastes that goes along with munching on muff, it is hardly a factor. I guess the amount of blood, smell, and uterus chunks really depends on the girl, and in my experience, has never been unmanageable.
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Old 01-16-2022, 02:04 PM   #2
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Re: I want you all to know the real reason I wanted to become a mod

This is probably the first thing I would Looper into reality
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